The real name thread

[Spooky]

I don't know if this has been done and I'm not checking the "get to know one another thread" so what's everyones real name? :(

[Big McLargehuge]

My name is Forrest :(

[Schimid]

fsfsfew

[Big McLargehuge]

we have a problem.

[Alphonse]

David Alphonse Freeman

[Spooky]

Jason Michael Nichols

My parents were potheads and named me after two horror movie characters since my birthday's on halloween.

[Schimid]

wvwagage

[Spooky]

I resent that.

Yet I'm sure thats why you said it.

It doesn't give you skin cancer though. :(

[Cap'n Crunch]

Matt. :( LAST NAMES ARE FOR FAGS. >:

[Rongi]

My real name is Hercules Maximillian Thunderbolt. I have an enormous penis

[Anonymous]

But is it malignantly large?

[Cap'n Crunch]

CANCER IS FUNNY BUT NOT AS FUNNY AS AIDS. :(

[Rongi]

...Y-yes

[Matt Harty]

Matthew Joseph Harty

[BlueOatmeal]

Larry Steed! :whittyremarkaboutcancerlololololol

[Drew Katsikas]

:lol GUESS :lol

[Matt Harty]

:lol DREW KATSIKAS :lol :OMG

[Evil Robot]

my parents named me Niggy McNigerson

[Supafly345]

Adam West

[Geggy]

world b. free

[HickMan]

MY NAME IS CLAY AIKEN.

[Evil Robot]

Max Power!

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

Nigel Oppenhiemer McClintock Worthington Esquire the Third

[Schimid]

hahaha thats a pretty long name :)

howd you get such a long name :)

[Jixby Phillips]

Luke Maxwell.

[HickMan]

THE LONGER THE NAME, THE SHORTER THE LIFESPAN >:

[glowbelly]

karen :(

[Schimid]

zegqwert

[Command Prompt]

Andrew >:

PS AChimps real name is Quentin :lol :lol :lol

[AChimp]

Mike Hunt

[Schimid]

Mike Hunt...Mike...Hunt...Mike...H-...Hunt...

OH, YOU :lol

[Ghost of Fraiser]

My real name is Mark but my stage name is

Alexander Splash

[Urban2]

Jixby Phillips

[Ghost of Fraiser]

My real name is Mark but my stage name is

Alexander Splash

[Johannas]

Im Dave and im an Alchoholic

[CastroMotorOil]

Andrew Edward Peter (catholic) Rund

[Schimid]

gfdgqergqyh34

[MisSFiT]

Shannon.

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

hahaha thats a pretty long name :)

howd you get such a long name :)
Zak Zeeks, my name is not Nigel Oppenhiemer McClintock Worthington Esquire the Third.

My real name is Mike Hawk.

ZAK ZEEKS IS THE BEST FUCKING NAME IN THE FUCKING WORLD!!!!

[Supafly345]

Adam WestOnly kidding.
My name is Adam Mark Wagner. Check out my website, its easy to remember since it is my initials: http://www.amw.com

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Adam WestOnly kidding.



OH THANK GOD

[Jixby Phillips]

PS AChimps real name is Quentin :lol :lol :lol

what a fag :lol

[Brandon]

REX FORTUNE, ADVENTURE SEEKER

[Command Prompt]

In all my years here I can never tell if its WITH ME or AT ME.

:lol >:

[MK IV]

Lee Parker

:YesMiLady

[Blue]

Alex George Dodson

[pjalne]

Per Arne Sandvik

[Esuohlim]

Jonathan Taylor Thomas

[AChimp]

Johann Gambolputty.

[Snatchtastic]

Rob

[Mister Sarcastic]

Lord Thistlewick Chamberlain Esquire :rolleyes

[liquidstatik]

Daniel Howard Tatom :o

[The Retro Kat]

Malcolm

[Krythor]

Anthony :(

[JenMacca]

Jennifer Michelle Jude Abraham (Jude is my Confirmation name, being a Beatles fan and all kinda obvious I'd pick that ;))

[ScruU2wice]

Syed mohammad ahemd sidiqui khan yousouf bin al bayni laziana ali ibrahim mohammed haqq farhan smith mustafa zahid umar al qurashi khan

[Pub Lover]

Luke Maxwell
My Name is Jixby Cunningham. :lol
AChimps real name is Quentin
I should really introduce myself by saying 'Hi my name is Jixby Cunningham & I'm a habitual liar'. :(

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Jennifer Michelle Jude Abraham (Jude is my Confirmation name, being a Beatles fan and all kinda obvious I'd pick that ;))

You should of made your Confirmation name Back In The U.S.S.R instead.

[Spectre X]

Hugh G. Rection.


:lamejokepleasegodkillme

[executioneer]

WILLIAM MICHAEL MOBBS :lol

-willie

[Schimid]

I still say I have the coolest name. :rolleyes

[FartinMowler]

Zepharina Burbunion

[jin]

Paris Hilton. ;D

[LegoLars]

Lars Erik Bonde Skagerstam :P

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Sparticus Manwhore

[Rongi]

John Sansone :wop

[CaptainBubba]

Benedict Arnold :hat

[Cap'n Crunch]

MATT BELLOSI :( :anotherwop

[Hobo Renee]

Jessica Simpson

[Jixby Phillips]

Johann Gambolputty.

FUCKING NERD

[Jixby Phillips]

MY NAME IS SPELLED LUXURY YACHT BUT ITS PRONOUNCED THROAT WOBBLER MANGROVE :lol

OH GOD WHAT A FAGGOT YOU ARE, ACHIMP

[Studio8]

Scott Hall.

[Schimid]

>:

[Studio8]

<GRABS FAKE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE WALKS UNDER LADDER DRINKS SOME ALCOHOL THROWS A TOOTHPICK AT THE CAMERA AND STUN STICKS SOMEONE THEN GETS FIRED>

[Matt Harty]

I officially hate you.

*JOTS IT DOWN ON THE I HATE YOU LIST* >:

[Schimid]

:D

[Brandon]

<GRABS FAKE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE WALKS UNDER LADDER DRINKS SOME ALCOHOL THROWS A TOOTHPICK AT THE CAMERA AND STUN STICKS SOMEONE THEN GETS FIRED>
SEE? WACKY AND OUTRAGEOUS

[Matt Harty]

BUT NOT GAY

[Studio8]

I've got to find a way to get off that freaking list asap.

[Brandon]

DEFINITELY NOT GAY

[Carnivore]

Jeff Rogers. My friends call me J. Ro. You can call me Mr. Rogers >:

[JenMacca]

You should of made your Confirmation name Back In The U.S.S.R instead.

LOL well, with Confirmation, you have to pick the name of a saint....so it can't just be some random thing, there actually has to already be a saint with that name. I'd originally wanted Lucy (y'know....Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds) but they said I couldn't use that, because Lucy is the female form of Lucifer, and Lucifer is Satan, so....can't have that. So I went with my second pick, Jude.
Ironic, as my Dad told me shortly after that that he picked that same name as his Confirmation name....not because of "Hey Jude", but because he was trying to be a smartass when he got confirmed and originally said he wanted Judas (as he was the Apostle that turned on Jesus).....they told him he couldn't do that. So he did the next closest thing he could think of. *shrug* Anyway...

[Dole]

Denzil Spanswick

[glowbelly]

sssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh >:

[Mad Melvin]

Topper Harley.

[Spectre X]

Sef Joseph Joosten. >:

[Lenor]

-Amber

(id give you my last name, but you'd think I was some sort of porn star ;))

[sspadowsky]

Hey, Carni- Does everyone call you "J. Ro," or just Spinster? :)

My name is Sam. I hate you all in advance for the forthcoming Dr. Seuss bullshit.

[Emu]

Ike. :(

[Studio8]

Terp

[Sethomas]

Seth

[sadie]

jo hill.

[kellychaos]

-Amber

(id give you my last name, but you'd think I was some sort of porn star ;))

Too late for that.

[Maverick Zero Unit]

Dr. Daniel Joseph Greenblatt XII Esquire

edit: umm im not a docter, XII, or Esquire

[executioneer]

it says REAL name you jerk >:

-willie

[Dr. V]

Handsome B. Wonderfull

[Gurlugon]

Matt.

[The Allmighty Smelly]

Freddy Fosworth

[executioneer]

okay, all the assholes who are posting "funny" names in this thread please fuck off forever >:

-willie

[Protoclown]

Jason Grunert

One guy I know used to use the backwards spelling of my name, Trenurg Nosaj, as his handle on the internet for a while because he thought it sounded like a character from Dune or something.

[Geggy]

okay, all the assholes who are posting "funny" names in this thread please fuck off forever >:

-willie

no

mine's gregory michael quirion

my little sister started calling me geggy when we were tykes and she still does. a lot of people calls me either greg, greggy or geggy. i depise the name greggy. my 2 year old nephew calls me uncky geggy. he's a cutie.

[executioneer]

I'M SORRY ITS JUST THAT SOMETIMES I THINK PEOPLE SHOULD TAKE THE INTERNET SERIOUSLY :eek

-willie

[Perndog]

Wow, this thread got long fast.

My real name's Steve.

[The Retro Kat]

My full name is Matthew Donald Malcolm, but mostly just called Malcolm.

[Mike]

Major Tom



To ground control

[Ghost of Fraiser]

but mostly just called Malcolm.

You are a Fucking LIAR

[Lenor]

Hell, if my boyfriend would let me do porn, I'd go and make 5 grand a movie. He wont let me even become a stripper. :(

[Pub Lover]

it says REAL name you jerk >:
Sorry Willie, my real name is Luke Cunningham. I don't have a middle name, thankfully. :(

[LegoLars]

:/

real names suck. we all should just adopt our great internet nicknames. happyplace will earth become.

[Spectre X]

You have a cool real name. :)

[Marilyn666]

Chamera Ishizu Luong

[Lenor]

Are you Korean or chiness or something? I know someone with the last same name thats Korean.

[LegoLars]

You have a cool real name. :)

Oh, THE IRONY!

[Spectre X]

You have a cool real name. :)

Oh, THE IRONY!

:(

[kellychaos]

Chamera Ishizu Luong

This doesn't even sound like one distinct nationality. Stop makin' stuff up, Chuck.

[The Retro Kat]

You are a Fucking LIAR

Negetive, compadre.

[Comrade Rocket]

Professor William Alice Vonevilstine.

Actually its Bond, James bond.

Okay its actually Brian Michael Fleshman.

Fleshman is the Butchered version of the orginal name given to us in ellis island. And Michael is after my great Uncle who dont only look like but also act like.

Thus making my Intials BMF...ONE BAD MOTHER FUCKER >:

[soundtest]

Stephen Ceresia. Everyone calls me Steve but I don't like how that looks in print.

[Rongi]

No offence soundtest but it really really really threw me off to realize you're not asian :(

It was like finding out that your mother is really your sister and your real mother has been locked up in the cellar for the past 15 years.

[soundtest]

See, when somebody who hasn't been here for very long says that, sure... my title is in Cantonese, and most of my avatars were of Sam Lee, a HK actor. But I have posted several pictures of myself in the PYPH thread before and you've been around quite awhile - you must've seen some? Also, I'm pretty sure at one point I told you I was Italian when you mentioned you were. Did you think I was an Asian WOP? :eek

[Sicktodeathmx]

Jennifer Michelle Milstead :D

[Rongi]

Did you think I was an Asian WOP? :eek

If lenny kravitz can be a black jew, there can be an asian wop

[ScruU2wice]

No offence soundtest but it really really really threw me off to realize you're not asian :(


yeah it kinda jumbled my world around, too, the first time i saw your picture. and I'm not detail oriented enough to catch all the clues that you weren't asian :(

[Rongi]

Your avatar is awesome

[ScruU2wice]

i can't remember where i found it :(

but thanks :)

[Marilyn666]

Chamera Ishizu Luong

This doesn't even sound like one distinct nationality. Stop makin' stuff up, Chuck.
That's my real name. Luong isn't quite my last name, but it's still Asian.

[Snatchtastic]

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[Marilyn666]

onononononononononononononon >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >:

[Matt Harty]

Chamera Ishizu Luong

CAMERA ISHTOO LONG



AAAI CHI CHI ^_^

[liquidstatik]

Yep. Im still Daniel Howard Tatom. I go by Danny though. :D

[Supafly345]

Adam WestOnly kidding.
My name is Adam Mark Wagner. Check out my website, its easy to remember since it is my initials: http://www.amw.comI was telling the truth this time. Still, check my website.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

Matt christmas is over, you can take that hat off of your loaf now :lol

[Buffalo Tom]

Hortence Middlemarch

[liquidstatik]

Little Standingsnake