View Full Version : Guys, I'm getting married!!!
Jixby Phillips
Dec 24th, 2003, 06:19 PM
Her name is sue ... something.
I met her at mcdonalds
I am marrying her for citizenship (At McDonalds).
She's got legs that go all the way up (to her pussy) ;)
Also the best thing about her is shes a gas a minute lol
Studio8
Dec 24th, 2003, 08:25 PM
How did you propose?
Royal Tenenbaum
Dec 24th, 2003, 08:48 PM
He probably wanted to use an onion ring... but McDonalds doesn't sell them!!! :lol :rotflmfao :omg!
Urban2
Dec 24th, 2003, 09:00 PM
That last post was genius! Greatest.Post.Evar.
:lol :bestthread :lol2
Jixby Phillips
Dec 25th, 2003, 12:30 AM
go inside my ass right now
sadie
Dec 25th, 2003, 12:40 AM
jixby said pussy. :0
Cosmo Electrolux
Jan 20th, 2004, 02:06 PM
sadie said pussy! :eek :x
SMN
Jan 20th, 2004, 04:03 PM
Congrats, Jixby!!! Hope you have an uninterrupted happy future!
Cosmo Electrolux
Jan 21st, 2004, 07:48 AM
SMN said pussy :x :shocked
GarishBitch
Jan 21st, 2004, 09:27 AM
will she hold a bouquet made from mcdonald's hash browns?
The Unseen
Jan 21st, 2004, 05:45 PM
:):):)Good luck, Jixby! :):):)
Suck 'n' Fuck
Jan 21st, 2004, 11:07 PM
Did you have anal sex with her on the first date?
Jixby Phillips
Jan 22nd, 2004, 03:56 AM
ANAL SEX :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Jixby Phillips
Jan 22nd, 2004, 03:56 AM
:lol
Suck 'n' Fuck
Jan 23rd, 2004, 11:21 PM
So did she take it in the poop chute?
Jason
Jan 23rd, 2004, 11:29 PM
he said poop chute :giggle
Emu
Jan 24th, 2004, 02:11 AM
What part of Illinois do you live in? I want to come hurt you :(
HickMan
Jan 24th, 2004, 01:01 PM
:lol
:lol
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