Masturbating in a car

[Studio8]

Do you think you could get in serious trouble for getting caught doing this?

Just, uh..wondering.

[MisSFiT]

I think if you masturbate in a car the only people that could really be able to see you are truck drivers.
And around here anyway, cops drive cars and truck drivers might get a kick out of it.
Why the hell would you masturbate in a car anyway? :/

[Emu]

Whose car?

[Schimid]

I think if you masturbate in a car the only people that could really be able to see you are truck drivers.

NUH-UH :picklehat

[MisSFiT]

ok;
You have truck drivers, SUV's, and vans right?

The only people actually looking are truck drivers cause I'd imagine that they look for entertainment anywhere they can since they are driving all day long.
I know I would. :)

[Studio8]

My car.
I was driving back home from the other home today and I got a boner and I just thought about it and thought about it and thought about it.

Why couldn't I think of a better word to use than boner just now?

Anyways, I was wondering if something bad could happen if someone with authority were to catch someone doing that.

[Ooner]

You probably wouldn't get in big trouble unless your boner was clearly publicly exposed, a cop would probably just tell you to put it away.

I've masturbated in a car before :/

Twice :/

[MisSFiT]

Is it fun?

[Studio8]

I liked it. If you have explosive orgasms though, it might be a little dangerous. Clean up can be awkward, too.

[MisSFiT]

Yeah for you!

[Alphonse]

I masturbated in the back of a van once. I think the van was shaking :\

[Command Prompt]

I liked you guys better when you were more mysterious >:

[Ooner]

I liked it. If you have explosive orgasms though, it might be a little dangerous. Clean up can be awkward, too.

http://www.netwood.net/~antoine/sock.jpg

[sadie]

unless your boner was clearly publicly exposed
yah. 'cause girls would never-ever do it in a car.

[MisSFiT]

I knew this guy who wiped his ass with a sock after he took a shit in a public bathroom and realized after the fact there was no toilet paper.

[kellychaos]

Why the hell would you masturbate in a car anyway? :/

Another Rush Limbaugh fan. :/

[MisSFiT]

Rush Limbaugh is SEXY. >:

[Studio8]

Masturbating in a sock is not a good idea.

[MisSFiT]

No, no.
I think he meant that after you ejaculated you can take off your sock and clean it up.
Or you could just keep an extra pair in your car just incase you ever felt the urge again.

[Ooner]

I masturbated in the sock but only at the end. And it wasn't the sock from my foot, I had a different one. :)

[Helm]

I've masturbated in an abandoned building once. It was night.

[Studio8]

The way the semen makes the sock feel after a couple of weeks is gross. Not soggy bread gross, but close.

[MisSFiT]

Wow, look what you started. :)
Now you have all these wonderful masturbating ideas to share with all of your friends!
Oh and, I think you should probably not use the same sock any more than two times before you wash it. :/

[Studio8]

I used the same ones 4 times last month because I wanted to see what would happen and I was using too much of our house toilet paper. The bottom of the sock was weird and stiff.

[kellychaos]

My sock is so overused and stiff it rides shotgun with a safety belt.

[MisSFiT]

Hmm....

So, you ARE a guy.

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

Just duct tape a vibrator to the driver's seat. It has to be pointing up. It works for both guys and girls.

[MisSFiT]

No, it wouldn't work.
You can't be hopping up and down while you are trying to drive.
That could be dangerous.

[The Retro Kat]

I got an idea! Let's do it then tell about it and show pictures and short film clips of it!

[Sicktodeathmx]

You don't really have to hop up and down when using a vibrator...

[Supafly345]

MissFit probably has never used one because she has never needed to, meaning even she probably has always gotten more than you.

[MisSFiT]

What do you mean even she has gotten more?

Actually you are right, I have never used one-alone anyway.

[Supafly345]

Oh I'm sorry. Your user-name confused me.
"Even he" I mean.

[MisSFiT]

No, I'm a she, you were right.
But I was just wondering what you meant by that.

[Gurlugon]

That you're a WHORE1 :eek :eek

[HickMan]

I didn't read this thread. Sorry. :(

[Matt Harty]

That your a freak but still get more action then Sicktodeathmx.

[MisSFiT]

I'm not a whore, nor am I a freak.
Sorry for the disappointment, I'm sure you'll get over it.

[Supafly345]

I enjoyed the part when Missfit believed I was being sincere on claiming to be confused about her gender.

[Studio8]

I asked a cop at the restaurant that I work what would happen if I got caught and he said I would go to jail. But then he said that I could do it all I want as long as nobody saw my penis.

F-Y-I

[kellychaos]

Indeed, a crime in itself.

[rainbowbrite]

i once jacked off in my car...i just brought a zip-lock with me and threw it out when i was done. :)

[rainbowbrite]

oops...didnt mean to do that

[Studio8]

Twice?

[da blob]

I used the same ones 4 times last month because I wanted to see what would happen and I was using too much of our house toilet paper. The bottom of the sock was weird and stiff.


How much do you want for it ?

[Studio8]

The girl I work with who I have a crush on washes my clothes and she kept it. I don't know why. Ask her.

[da blob]

Probably same reason why I wanted to buy it, huh.
That girl sounds like a keeper.

[Studio8]

Well, thanks for asking. You're cool in my book. I don't have a real book, though. Just this one. It's a bible.

[brandinoel]

Just duct tape a vibrator to the driver's seat. It has to be pointing up. It works for both guys and girls.

I worked at a car wash in Jr. High and one day I was cleaning this chix car on the inside and one of the guys told me not to look under the front seat...well curiosity got to me, she had a vibrator with a cigrette lighter pug in. I would find it rather hard to drive and orgazim but that's just me.