Demonette - A sample of my artwork

[Sketch33]

http://www.geocities.com/sketch3335/demonette.txt

I have no idea if nudity is allowed or not, so I've censored this. If a moderator wants to contact me and let me know if it is okay to post nudes, I'll replace the pic. It's an older drawing of mine that I still mostly like. Sorry about the extreme artifacting, but when I saved it as a jpg again after adding the bars it kinda messed it up.

[Rygo]

no nudity.

[Rygo]

no art from 1999 allowed either

[Mockery]

You can draw nude shit, I don't care. It's art. If Jixby can have people having an ass-knife fight, you can have some corny "Demonette"

[Anonymous]

...Complete with 'clouds,' 'lens flare,' 'smudge tool,' and of course 'craquelure.' Great job! :)

[Les Waste]

Rygo made me LOL :lol

And Mockery made me LOL even more because he reminded me about Jixby's knife handle ass fight picture :lol :lol

[sadie]

:lol all of the above :lol

[whoreable]

OMG ITS LIKE YOU SUCK AT ART, WITH SEXY RESULTS :lol
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[James]

The best part is how the waist is smaller than her neck. That's how Satan likes his minions.

[Sketch33]

The best part is how the waist is smaller than her neck. That's how Satan likes his minions.

I thought the best part for you was that she activates your pedophilliac fantasies. But I must bow to your knowledge on what Satan likes, you being so tight with him and all. Weren't you the one saying how he tastes like chicken and warms your tummy?

Oh yeah, and since you like those thin waists so much, here's a pic for you:

http://www.geocities.com/sketch3335/corset7.txt

"Cathie Jung waits to exhale at the Manhattan Vintage Clothing Show exhibition in New York. The Mystic, Conn., woman is the smallest-waisted person in the world (15 inches), according to Guinness. " - found on www.diepunyhumans.com

[Helm]

Your gal doesn't wear a corsette, however.

[Sketch33]

No, but she also isn't real. She's lines on paper and dots on a screen. She was drawn at a time when my tastes ran that way. I was more concrned about the flow of lines than the proportion of the anatomy. She was an experiment and I like the feel of the composition. There are things about it I would like to change, but nothing that really has to be changed.

[James]

There are things about it I would like to change

For example, if she were real, and 6 years old. And maybe male. I'm not sure about that or not yet, though.

[Girrvusensu]

If you want serious comments instead of jobless 30 year old fucktards giving their 1 cent of their 2 cents total from their crackwhore handjob stand on the street....


www.velocityart.com

Otherwise you'll only gonna hear bullshit comments from the i-cockers

[Les Waste]

You're not very clever :)

[Anonymous]

Dude, we're i-cockers. That just exudes ownage.

[Sketch33]

If you want serious comments instead of jobless 30 year old fucktards giving their 1 cent of their 2 cents total from their crackwhore handjob stand on the street....


www.velocityart.com

Otherwise you'll only gonna hear bullshit comments from the i-cockers

Thanks for the advice, I'll check them out this weekend. Right now I'm only using this place to goof off and tease the inmates. And Jamesman isn't jobless, he works at McD's. They won't let him handle the food though. He mainly busses the tables, cleans the vomit in the restrooms, and scares the customers with his drooling, vapid, glazed face. That is, when he doesn't have both hands down his pants committing a carnal sin. Although, that too scares the customers. And causes the vomit. At least he is keeping himself employed.

[Anonymous]

#4

[James]

Joke's on you. I AM unemployed. :lol

We can't all make a living drawing child pornography and doing bad photoshops for geocities websites, now can we?

[James]

To humor Girrvusensu, I'll give a real response to your drawing:

The exaggerated body type is horrendous. This would have been better if she looked a little more realistic in shape. And speaking of body, the right arm/wrist doesn't look like a very comfortable position.

I also don't see the point in nudity, for these piece, including what appears to be a hairless vagina and yellow nipples the size of dinner plates. Clothing her in some sort of leather slut demon armor would have given this more character.

Also, covering half the face with hair and not adding a mouth seems like a cop-out. Som drawings, doing such a thing serves a purpose. But in this case, it just seems like you did it to prevent having to draw a face.

Finally, I can understand the background filler. Black space is really nobody's friend. But a yellow and black Difference Clouds filter was not the way to go. Not necessarily the filter, but the colors are the problem.

[Sketch33]

Joke's on you. I AM unemployed. :lol

We can't all make a living drawing child pornography and doing bad photoshops for geocities websites, now can we?

Oh! I feel so tricked! As far as us all being able to make a living, it's obvious you can't. I already am, but not with child porn and bad photoshops. That's your gig, you basement dwelling, pervy, racist trog.

[Sketch33]

Jamesman: Nice observations for an unemployed teenaged person. A little off, but not your fault. You really don't have much to base it on. If you would have seen more of my drawings you would know I have no problem with drawing faces, I just liked how she looked without a mouth, and I liked the shapes that her hair made as it cut across her body. The yellow difference cloud actually compliments the yellow in her hair, and offers a decent contrast to the pink and red of her skin with the focal points being her boot and sythe. I balanced the curve of her sythe blade with her tail because I am a big Art Nouveau style. I am also a fan of Phil Foglio. Her arm isn't in an impossible position, but it may not be comfortable, I agree.

As an aside, do you enjoy anime? If so, do you bitch constantly about how exaggerated and horrendous their body types are, and how they would look better if they were more realistic? I'm not claiming this is anime. I enjoy it, but don't want to do it.

And you don't "see the point in nudity, for these piece"? I hope you get to experience wearing leather in hell sometime. What am I saying? That's your life every weekend at the leather bar.

If you were actually observant, you would have pointed out the left leg. That's the part that I feel doesn't work at all.

Thanks for the criticism you should have stated in the first place, instead of "The best part is how the waist is smaller than her neck. That's how Satan likes his minions." you silly tit.

[Anonymous]

Your 'avatar' should be this emoticon: :wah

[James]

Wow. I give an honest and constructive opinion on THIS PIECE, and you throw another fucking hissy fit. :rolleyes

Listen, little boy, I figured I'd be nice and actually give you an opinion. And then I said to Chojin "I bet he throws a tantrum about it." And you did not disappoint. Good for you.

So you go ahead and act like a 4 year old. You are clearly not a graphic designer, because to do art professionally would mean that you could handle comments that weren't filled to the brim with "OMG U R AN ARTIST!" Seriously, I could just see it now...

SKETCH: Well, here's the logo I designed for your company's web page.

BOSS GUY: Hmmm... It's good, but I don't particularly like the color scheme.

SKETCH: You obviously don't know anything. If you've even bothered to track down my other work, you'd know that my color schemes are better than anything you can do. Speaking of doing, I did your mom last night.

If you can't handle honest opinions, go back to being breast-fed, you fucking whiny little baby.

[Sketch33]

Gee Jamesman. You sure know about my life. Actually, I can take useful criticism when it comes from a qualified source, like a client or an art director. Your comments weren't useful since I addressed each one. And you aren't qualified, as is proven by your current joblessness. But don't worry, you will get a sample of my graphic design abilities before too long. That is if I can tear myself away from you entertaining monkeys. And if you think my response was a tantrum, you must live in a very calm world.

Oh, and Chojin, only fairy fucks who can't express themselves in words (like yourself and your circle of chronic mutual masturbators) use emoticons. They are a crutch for lame-ass babble boys with limited vocabularies. You know, guys like you.

[Anonymous]

You're absolutely right about the emoticons. They are a weakness of mine, as instead of opting to repeat myself on what a nightie-twisting weenie you are, I went with the emoticon I had made a year ago to sum it up.

I will try to refrain from such serious visual abuses in the future.

You do not work in graphic :shocked design, at least, not for anyone :posh but your parents, :goth, because your skills barely rival that of :rave a 13-year-old girl I know who's been :conspiracy working with the program :eek for two weeks. I am not :bow making :lol that :love up :tear. :puke. And furthermore :pirate , you'd :rolleyes use :| programs :suicide far better than :rock :P :orgasm Photoshop for sketch manipulation - :pac Illustrator or :melt :meat PSP :moon .


And what in the good graces of fuck is a 'babble boy?' :bestthread

[James]

Look, I know whatever world you come from, the only opinions that matter are the ones that give you endless praise. But here on Earth, you need not be some sort of art warlord to know what it liked, and what needs to be worked on.

So sorry to disappoint you, but I gave you constructive criticism. You don't like it, and you're having another hissy fit. This is getting incredibly old incredibly fast. If you can't handle the opinions of people who won't lick your ass, then don't post your art here. Go to some AOL chatroom, where people will be impressed by your ability to spell "you" correctly alone.

I gave you suggestions on what I felt was wrong with the picture. You don't necessarily have to like them. But to say my opinion is wrong and doesn't matter based on the fact that I don't have a job, or I may or may not be able to do a better job is just asinine. Are you saying that all those people you apparently work for are qualified masters of art? If that were the case, they wouldn't need you.

If anyone's opinion is "wrong," it's yours for thinking that there's some sort of requirement for honest and constructive criticism to be made.

[Ninjavenom]

Sorry man, but i find naked cartoon women utterly repulsive. A woman's aesthetic beauty can only truly be captured via photograph, or realistic still-life painting. Though you may not mind drawing CARTOON BOOBIES :eek, some of us actually don't care for them.

[FS]

Employer: "Right son, I'm a busy man and I don't have a lot of time. Your Photoshop skills, SPEAK."

Sketch33: "Well sir, I (poorly) applied a standard flame filter to this pict-"

Employer: "By God, son! You're hired!"