Your explanations

[The Allmighty Smelly]

Your explanations for where babies come from are in this thread. And don't give me any of that "Well the guy sticks his thing in the girl, then she moan, and he starts shaking... etc..."

Heres mine:

The pelican throws up an egg from eating too much salami that was cooked on top a tiger with rabies on a glorious sunday afternoon on Tuesday, November 31st, and the eggs fall into the open mouths of random women, and 11 months later, a baby come out!!

[Protoclown]

i wish you were dead

[Snatchtastic]

:lol

[kellychaos]

Hereafter, responders to this thread will be noted and summarily excuted.

[Big McLargehuge]

cool :posh

[kellychaos]

SILENCE!! :maul

[MisSFiT]

When baby come out, do baby cry?
Moron. >:

[MK IV]

Um sorry I have to post in this thread, although I dont want to.

[Drew Katsikas]

THIS IS IF MY KEYBOASRD WERRE A PIANO

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[Perndog]

Matt Groening: Life in Hell

Bongo: "Where do babies come from?"

Binky: "Do you know what fucking is?"

Bongo: "Yes."

Binky: "That's where babies come from."

Bongo: "Oh."

I wanted to post the strip but I have no scanner and couldn't find it online.. :(

[Command Prompt]

Baby, this thread fucking sucks

[Supafly345]

My parents told me exactly how it happens, and that is what I will do with anyone who asks me likewise.

[Sicktodeathmx]

THIS IS IF MY KEYBOASRD WERRE A PIANO

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babies b akjieis baieris babies babaies bababier sabababre;m
dgs;'mcome from a poodol[paslow[pefkiposwjfpjmfopmgol nwol ndeolnergeta pweSKL.,MS A F A., MT., CKOJMC

Fuckin genius.

[James]

Babies are made in MS Paint.

[Command Prompt]

:lol :lol :lol

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

Dumbshit. They use Photoshop to make babies. Retard babies are made in MS Paint.

Edit: Babies are made when 5 guys jizz on a girls face.

[liquidstatik]

Dumbshit. They use Photoshop to make babies. Retard babies are made in MS Paint.
HAHA! OMFG U R LIEK FUNNY ;D IF IT WASNT 4 U, JAEMS JOKE WOULD'VE SUKKED ;D

[Lenor]

WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!!! Your all morons!!!

Insert PENIS into VAGINA, dont use condom, or have the girl on any birth control, and then wake up in the morning, and dont remember what you did last night, cause you pick up some guy from the bar, he or she leaves and then 3 months later you notice how you havent gotten your period, and your suddenly craving applesauce ontop of brownies, and then you start screaming cause you finally remember, but have no idea which guy it is. So you go on some talk show with 12 different guys, and they all get paternity test, and find out that none of those guys are the fauther, and the real fauther is actually your brother cause you live in kansas, and I guess its legal there :(

[Royal Tenenbaum]

Babies come from the womans stomach. You use a clothes hanger, put it up her thingy, and fish one out.

[CaptainBubba]

WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!!! Your all morons!!!

Insert PENIS into VAGINA, dont use condom, or have the girl on any birth control, and then wake up in the morning, and dont remember what you did last night, cause you pick up some guy from the bar, he or she leaves and then 3 months later you notice how you havent gotten your period, and your suddenly craving applesauce ontop of brownies, and then you start screaming cause you finally remember, but have no idea which guy it is. So you go on some talk show with 12 different guys, and they all get paternity test, and find out that none of those guys are the fauther, and the real fauther is actually your brother cause you live in kansas, and I guess its legal there :(

HILARIOUS.

When a guy kisses a girl's vagina and his spit gets in it she could get pregnant. To make sure it works you have to punch her in the face alot and tie her legs together with piano wire. Then 2 weeks later if she is pregnant she'll get really fat and after about a year the baby will burst out of her vagina. You have to feed it alot when it does this or elese it will try to eat her legs and she wont stop him b/c its instinct.

[kellychaos]

Feed me, Seymore! Neeeeeeeed baby flesh! >:

[The Retro Kat]

What the fuck's a baby?!?