Jizzsicle

[Alphonse]

If I froze my jizz into a popsicle, effectively making it a Jizzsicle, would you taste it?

[Retro Man]

:puke

[AChimp]

I think the real question is, if you froze it into a cock-shaped popsicle, could you get women pregnant with it?

[Matt Harty]

If I froze my jizz into a popsicle, effectively making it a Jizzsicle, would you taste it?

Would you taste it?

[Matt Harty]

edit: >:

[CaptainBubba]

Giz just tastes like raw egg. Its not that bad. The thought of what it is is the only thing that makes it gross.

I am being serious. :/

[Matt Harty]

• ascorbic acid (vitamin C, for tissue maintenance)
• blood-group antigens (from immune system)
• calcium (mineral)
• chlorine (oxidizing agent)
• cholesterol (steroid alcohol present in body fluids)
• choline (base, part of the vitamin B complex)
• citric acid (occurs during cellular metabolism)
• creatine (nitrogenous substance found in muscle)
• deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA)
• fructose (sugar used for energy)
• glutathione (peptide amino acid)
• hyaluronidase (enzyme)
• inositol (sugar found in muscles)
• lactic acid (byproduct of muscle use)
• magnesium (mineral)
• nitrogen (gas found in all living tissue)
• phosporus (mineral)
• potassium (mineral)
• purine (compound of uric acid)
• pyrimidine (organic base)
• pyruvic acid (formed from either glucose or glycogen)
• sodium (salt)
• sorbitol (body alcohol)
• spermidine (catalytic enzyme)
• spermine (ammonia compound found in sperm)
• urea (from urine)
• uric acid (from urine)
• vitamin B12 (for proper function of nervous system and metabolism)
• zinc (mineral)

That's all your tasting :/

[CaptainBubba]

And nutricious. :eek

[pjalne]

Somebody should tattoo that on their sack.

[Big McLargehuge]

Loveline forum

[CaptainBubba]

HOLY SHIT!!

creatine (nitrogenous substance found in muscle)

:meat

[Snatchtastic]

What would really be fucked up is if you were able to stab the Jizzcicle into somebody's eyeball just like in DIE HARD 2.

And would that be a form of skull fucking ?

[Alphonse]

I don't like your avatar.

[Matt Harty]

Me neither.

[Alphonse]

I like yours.

[Matt Harty]

Me neither

[MisSFiT]

I think the real question is, if you froze it into a cock-shaped popsicle, could you get women pregnant with it?

That's a good question.
I think frozen jizz works as good as the regular stuff.
Isn't that what they do at sperm banks-freeze it?
So, I'm guessing yes.

[James]

• ascorbic acid (vitamin C, for tissue maintenance)
• blood-group antigens (from immune system)
• calcium (mineral)
• chlorine (oxidizing agent)
• cholesterol (steroid alcohol present in body fluids)
• choline (base, part of the vitamin B complex)
• citric acid (occurs during cellular metabolism)
• creatine (nitrogenous substance found in muscle)
• deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA)
• fructose (sugar used for energy)
• glutathione (peptide amino acid)
• hyaluronidase (enzyme)
• inositol (sugar found in muscles)
• lactic acid (byproduct of muscle use)
• magnesium (mineral)
• nitrogen (gas found in all living tissue)
• phosporus (mineral)
• potassium (mineral)
• purine (compound of uric acid)
• pyrimidine (organic base)
• pyruvic acid (formed from either glucose or glycogen)
• sodium (salt)
• sorbitol (body alcohol)
• spermidine (catalytic enzyme)
• spermine (ammonia compound found in sperm)
• urea (from urine)
• uric acid (from urine)
• vitamin B12 (for proper function of nervous system and metabolism)
• zinc (mineral)

That's all your tasting :/

HEY I DON'T SEE PROTEIN ON THAT LIST :lol ;)

[Snatchtastic]

I don't like your avatar.

:(

[HickMan]

I always thought that jizz would kind of be high in fiber :(.


BUBBA HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT JIZZ TASTES LIKE? WAS IT A BET?

[Alphonse]

This black dude said it tasted salty :/

[CaptainBubba]

I ate my own once. I was tipsy. And alone. And I hadn't jerked off in about 2 months. It was all over my hands. So I tried it.

I bet in frozen form it would be alot worse actually. :(

[HickMan]

YUCKY!

[Spectre X]

Brain. Hemmorage... too much info. :explode

[Mike]

Jizz is good for women's health, according to Dr. Jane Greer.

http://www.semenex.com/elixir.htm

Recently studies have shown that regular consumption of semen can actually have some wonderful health benefits... In the study, women who regularly consumed their lover's sperm showed such benefits as a reduction in ovarian cancers, lowered depression and many even had acne symptoms lessen or stop entirely.

Oh yeah!

[sadie]

no way. i don't even know you. freak.

[HickMan]

OMG! I CAN HAVE MOUTH SECKS :(

[Rongi]

• cholesterol (steroid alcohol present in body fluids)

wait so masturbation causes weight loss?

if so I should teach gym classes :wank

[Command Prompt]

Everyone in this thread is stupid at biology except for me.

[Cap'n Crunch]

YOU FUCKING STOLE MY JOKE FROM MONTHS AGO. >:

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=CapnCrunch&ID=177594

[Alphonse]

No I didn't.

[liquidstatik]

OMGLIEK THERE'S A BIRD ON UR SHOULDER!!!11

OMGLIEKFUCKGETIT OFFPLZ LOLCAEKS FOREELNIGGA PLZ ;D

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

I wonder if the super mario brothers have ever had a jizzsicle?

[Drew Katsikas]

I wonder if you could stop posting? :eek

[The Retro Kat]

AHEM asshole. >: