I-Mockery Community Awards

[liquidstatik]

I PMed RoG about this and he told me to post a thread about it, and see if people would like to be involved in it. I believe it's been done before, but maybe this time it'll stick. :/ My idea is for it to be an anual type thing. Maybe the voting would be held toward the end of December. And the results be posted Mid-January. Some of the awards would be:

Most entertaining -
Most interesting -
Funniest signature -
Best avatar -
Most likely to be banned if RoG would ban people -
Funniest User -
Smartest User -
Nicest User -
Most Helpful User -

And any other ones ya'll can think up. :/ To vote you must have been on the forums for at least 2 months. That way you kinda know some of the people on the boards. Users don't have to vote in every category... or vote at all. But for each category, you can only vote one person. So a user's reply/vote would look something like this.

Most entertaining - executioneer
Best avatar - Rongi
Smartest User - Jeanette X
Nicest User - liquidstatik
Most Helpful User - whoreable

So if anybody is interested or has any ideas please tell. :)

[Schimid]

Sure, why not.

[liquidstatik]

Your so productive. :(

[Supafly345]

Most entertaining - Nerd
Most interesting - Mad Max
Funniest signature - All of them
Best avatar - OAO
Most likely to be banned if RoG would ban people - James
Funniest User - Marylin
Smartest User - KellyChaos
Nicest User - Mad Max (2X)
Most Helpful User - Noob3

[Esuohlim]

Best Avatar:
http://espn.go.com/media/pg2/2001/1112/photo/dewey_m.jpg

[ProfessorCool]

Dewey >:

[Esuohlim]

I wanna hear that from the real Professor Cool :tear

[ProfessorCool]

It's really me, I lost my password for my other name. I'm making one of those "Special Guest Appearances"

[liquidstatik]

Can we please stay on topic. :/

[ProfessorCool]

Ok, fine

Funniest User - Willie

Best avatar - Jamesman's gay asian guy avatar

Smartest User - Max

Nicest User - Capn Crunch :lol

Most interesting - Les Waste

Most Entertaining- Since i can't vote for myself :( I will say milhouse and Rongi AKA The Goof Troop

Most likely to be banned if RoG would ban people - Protoclown >:

Most likely to be banned if Professor Cool would ban people- Liquidstatik for interrupting me. >:

[Helm]

Most entertaining - Daisyhead
Most interesting - Daisyhead
Funniest signature - Daisyhead
Best avatar - Daisyhead
Most likely to be banned if RoG would ban people - Daisyhead
Funniest User - Daisyhead
Smartest User - Daisyhead
Nicest User - Daisyhead
Most Helpful User - Daisyhead

[FartinMowler]

Most entertaining - James
Most interesting - Max
Funniest signature - who cares...
Best avatar - James
Most likely to be banned if RoG would ban people - Noob3/Dr.Boogie
Funniest User - Elooulsom/Kellychaos
Smartest User - Willie
Nicest User - JanetteX and Capncrunch
Most Helpful User - Yourmomma

[mburbank]

I think this is a swell idea because A.) Everyone loves awards and their can never be enough awards and secondly because ti's the kind of 'out there' 'funky fresh' idea I-mockery is most known for and best at!

One constructive criticism! Let's avoid running overtime like most awards and shorten the list.

I can cut it down to two awards!

User most funnier than everyone:

Most caustic substance:

Here are my votes.

User most funnier than everyone: Jixby

Most caustic substance: I'm going to say Sulphuric Acid, though I'm not really a chemistry guy and I've heard that if you leave a tooth in a glass of coke overnight when you wake up there's nothing there but any jewelery the tooth fairy may have been wearing.


In closing I just want to thank me for ruining this thread. And Jesus. Props to the big guy for keeping it real.

[pjalne]

I didn't read the categories, but I'm gonna vote for UPC's mom in all the good ones and not give anybody any attention by voting for them in the bad ones.

[AChimp]

Biggest virgin: AChimp

:)

[Jeanette X]

I'm honored that you guys would vote for me. :)

[ScruU2wice]

Most entertaining - Willie
Most interesting -
Funniest signature - Me :rolleyes
Best avatar - Esouhlim
Most likely to be banned if RoG would ban people - :/
Funniest User - Max
Smartest User - Max
Nicest User - Wiffles >:
Most Helpful User - Perndog :/

[Protoclown]

Gayest thread: THIS ONE :lol

[Protoclown]

I'd like to apologize. I didn't take this thread seriously, and I really should have, because it's obvious a lot of thought and effort went into something like this. I'd like to vote for Ronny Bojangles, all categories.

[mburbank]

Sigh. He was the first person here I ever totally ripped into.

[liquidstatik]

ITS OVER!

RESULTS! (the winners :rolleyes)

Most entertaining - ApocalypseTurtle
Most interesting - JerseyBoy
Funniest signature - RyanTheGreat
Best avatar - MassiveClitoris
Most likely to be banned if RoG would ban people - hard_core
Funniest User - I Luv Mike Jackson 4eva
Smartest User - Marilyn666
Nicest User - mew barios :o (fo' reel)
Most Helpful User - Drews_baby_girl

[Mr. Vagiclean]

Studio8 got my vote for being funny, if not that, having the greatest avatar.

Most interesting- Evil Robot

Most entertaining-willie? He is nice and might look entertaining but he is not as funny as schimid

[liquidstatik]

Entertainment isn't just humor.

The results are posted. Shut up. :(

[Mr. Vagiclean]

This thread= horrible

[Anonymous]

Great thread, liquid. And great results.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Nicest User - Capn Crunch :lol

LOL :(

[Anonymous]

I hate to break up the dick sucking festival, but all of you are gays.

[Cap'n Crunch]

:rolleyes

[James]

Most entertaining - Tie: Jixby and Chojin
Most interesting - Vince Zebb
Funniest signature - My old one, from Muppet Family Christmas. "I don't care if the turkey said the dog was a turkey! The dog is not the turkey! The turkey's the turkey, you turkey!"
Best avatar - My Evil Betty avatar.
Most likely to be banned if RoG would ban people - Noob3
Funniest User - Jixby
Smartest User - Sethomas
Nicest User - Wiffles >:
Most Helpful User - Misinformation Man

[noob3]

It's sad, but aside from Jamesman's vain self-awarding that is probably the closest to accurate.

[kellychaos]

Biggest virgin: AChimp

:)

How does one measure virginity and what would unit of measurement be?

[HickMan]

I hope I don't get voted...sellouts :(

[Matt Harty]

This thread was going places.

[Jixby Phillips]

WHATEVER, YOKO :rolleyes

[CastroMotorOil]

I had hoped to win biggest cunt or something, guess i have to try harder.

[Matt Harty]

Most entertaining - Schimid
Most interesting - Jin
Funniest signature - liquidstatik
Best avatar - Dole
Most likely to be banned if RoG would ban people - Noob3
Funniest User - Jixby
Smartest User - Mad Max
Nicest User - Chojin
Most Helpful User - Sound Test

[Schimid]

:D

[James]

It's sad, but aside from Jamesman's vain self-awarding that is probably the closest to accurate.

It's more honest than vain. I can't think of anyone's user pics or sig that have really stood out, so I just used my own. If someone can remind me any that I enjoy, I'll gladly change it.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Most entertaining - CAP'N CRUNCH
Most interesting - CAP'N CRUNCH
Funniest signature - CAP'N CRUNCH
Best avatar - CAP'N CRUNCH
Most likely to be banned if RoG would ban people - NOT CAP'N CRUNCH
Funniest User - CAP'N CRUNCH
Smartest User - CAP'N CRUNCH
Nicest User - CAP'N CRUNCH
Most Helpful User - CAP'N CRUNCH



>:

[AChimp]

User who won $120 at the casino today: AChimp :)

[whoreable]

yea james is pretty much right :/

[James]

Actually, I'll change the best avatar to Willie's Dirk user pic, or Willie's flaming pirate Wille user pic.

[ProfessorCool]

Or Willie's Stella or Evil Cat

Willie always has the best avatars

[Esuohlim]

EXCUSE ME. I BELIEVE MRADVENTURE HAS THE BEST AVATAR >:

[whoreable]

oh shit mradventure always has the best avatars. he deserves many of those awards in fact. especially for his important work with the oldsies

[liquidstatik]

I wish he would post more now-a-days. :(

[Emu]

I late-vote ultra perfect cell for all the categories. :lol

[Schimid]

Haha! Yeah, right! He'd never win! :lol

[Sam]

I'm sure his mommy has faith in him. :)

[AChimp]

He'd tell on us if he didn't win. :(

[James]

oh shit mradventure always has the best avatars. he deserves many of those awards in fact. especially for his important work with the oldsies

True enough, except his lack of attention to the forums lately doesn't make him as consistently entertaining and funny as others who are here more frequently. :(

But his little guy user pic should get a mention, because that one fucking ruled. :(

[Esuohlim]

EXCUSE ME. I BELIEVE HABIB WALTERS IS THE MOST ENTERTAINING. >:

[Command Prompt]

I liked James avatar with the dancing spider man and the transformer and such.

THAT was funny.

[Helm]

God, you are such a fag.

[Bestrest]

Most entertaining - Bestrest
Most interesting - Bestrest
Funniest signature - Bestrest
Best avatar - Bestrest
Most likely to be banned if RoG would ban people - Cap'n Crunch (OLOLOL!11!)
Funniest User - Bestrest
Smartest User - Bestrest
Nicest User - Bestrest
Most Helpful User - Bestrest
Best user: Bestrest

Actually you all suck :)

[Protoclown]

THIS THREAD WINS THE "LOCKED THREAD" AWARD

YAY