LOGO CONTEST LOGO CONTEST

[cement head]

http://www.members.shaw.ca/yoyomhz/imock2.gif[/img]

[cement head]

Hey, Cement Head thats really good.
I think they should pay you some money for that one.

[James]

I already won the contest, cement head. I'm sorry.

http://www.geocities.com/jamesman_x/Mockkk.txt

[Sketch33]

Jamesman, did you take that pic at your last family reuinion? I was wondering, who is James and why are you his man? And don't your fellow klansmen frown on that kind of behaviour? Or do you keep your hood on so you won't be recognized? Of course that won't work, since your hood is the only one with a mouth hole. And your sheet has the Teenage-Mutant-Ninja Turtles on it. And there are way more seman stains than normal all over it, front and back.

Who is the racist again, you fucking hypocrite? "I'm sorry" is the most understated comment I have seen you post yet.

[Anonymous]

Sketch, could you go a little lighter on the darkies when you post? Not all of us here have balls of steel.

Jeez.

[Sketch33]

Sketch, could you go a little lighter on the darkies when you post? Not all of us here have balls of steel.

Jeez.

"go a little lighter on the darkies"? Is that your idea of funny? Clever? The paramount of wit? I doubt some of you have balls at all, much less balls of steel. Having that little pussy Jamesman start spouting off and calling me a racist, then posting a pic like this is a serious insult. He's a scummy little pecker, and you're a scummy pecker pal. Which of you two own the knee pads? Or do you take turns?

[Anonymous]

Mexicans, too? Have you no shame?

[James]

Why does you always ask questions? Like this? All the time?

[cement head]

And the topic is my logo.

James - you never won no contest. They don't want photos
in their logo, and yours is a photo. And by the way, it sucks.

And if the owners of this site are reading, get rid of those skulls on the top of the page. You'll never sell any t-shirts with stupic skulls on them - skulls went out in the 1970's . Those skulls just let everyone know you don't know what you're doing. If you want respect, put my logo on the top of the page.

So you want your logo to look like the KMFDM album covers by some guy called Brute

http://members.tripod.com/~KMFDMHQ/kmfdm/discs.htm

Hey Owners of the site:
My logo is better than those album covers, but if you want something a bit less simple, let me know.

[cement head]

Man I can't believe it. I just read:
'They glow in the dark'
Are you guys still stuck in the '70's???

When you have an image that that people will remember that is original - like my logo is, it's worth at least $1,000.00.

So get rid of those glow in the dark skulls.

I'm starting to think I should just take my logo back - it's too good for this stupid site.

[Anonymous]

Best character ever.

[Sketch33]

Why does you always ask questions? Like this? All the time?

Because Jameson, inquiring minds want to know. For instance, they want to know why you keep talking shit when you can't back any of it up. They want to know if you actually do touch little girls in bad places, or if you just think about it. They want to know if you really were dropped on your head a lot as a child, or told to go play in traffic. Or if not, why not. It's never too late to start. Try a bus route or a high building.

[Anonymous]

Wow! You couldn't have just said that to anyone! :)

[cement head]

Okay here's the last logo.

http://www.members.shaw.ca/yoyomhz/imock4.gif

[Rygo]

I really like the first one, cement

[Anonymous]

Maybe cement can get hired at Sketch's company! :)

[Sketch33]

Maybe cement can get hired at Sketch's company! :)

The amusing thing about every time I see you and your little buddies knocking my employment is I have no way to prove it other than giving you more information than I care to about myself. And the really funny thing is my checks still cash even though you doubt they exist.

Perhaps I should clarify a bit, even though you won't believe a bit of it because it suits you not to. My job isn't manipulating photos. I don't have to rely on that to make my living (and to head you off, "That's good because you would be fired, hur hur hur!"). It's building ads, posters, brochures, POP materials, mailers, identity packages, banners, and anything else our clients need. Our company nets $1.2M a month, although not all of that is from the print side (which is where I am). In spite of the downturn of the economy we haven't had to conduct any layoffs, and in fact are looking into hiring another graphic designer to help support our two newest clients. We do a hell of a lot of print work. And I really don't give a shit if you don't believe a bit of it. Like I said, the checks cash. Can you say the same for your "fantasy" jobs?

[Ninjavenom]

Christ boy, do you have to defend your honor every god damn time it comes into question? Just write "yo momma" from now on. You're wasting space.

[Sketch33]

I haven't heard of a cap on space. If you don't want to read what I write, skip it. It's easy. As for defending my honor...
yo mamma <heh>

[Ninjavenom]

:)

[Anonymous]

WOAH! WOAH NOW! ARE YOU IMPLYIN' THAT I DON'T HAVE A JOB?! YOU CAN SAY WHATEVAH YOU WANT ABOUT MY MOTHER BUT THIS INSULT WILL NOT STAND...or, I could weigh your opinion as to whether or not I'm employed with equal weight to your tantric fits of indecision over which lacy nightie you'll buy next from Hot Topic.

[Rez]

cement head made me lol

[cement head]

How much do you think a good logo is worth???

Since the owners of i-mockery don't seem to realize the
value of my logo ( they haven't even contacted me) I am posting this just so everyone can compare logos.

The Nike swoosh was born in 1972, and Nike quickly became the
world's largest sports company. Incredibly, Nike's brand is now
valued at 75% of the company's market capitalization, which puts it somewhere in the neighborhood of $8 billion.

http://members.shaw.ca/yoyomhz/imock5.gif

need any more convincing???

[cement head]

???

[FS]

You are HIRED. :love

[whoreable]

Well shit. I'm sold.
________
LovelyWendie99 (http://www.lovelywendie99.com/)

[mew barios]

it does kinda grow on you..! o..O!

[James]

So does Cancer. :(

[Anonymous]

Go comment in my thread, you anus :(

[mew barios]

so few people commented in my thread. i need validation too. :(

[James]

Hardly anybody commented in mine. So out of bitterness, no. >:

[cement head]

whorable,
I think a lot of people agree with you and I that this logo is good, but the thing that worries me is thi: When I searched google for i mockery here's what I got

I-Mockery.com - Twisted, Cynical, Sarcastic, Evil, Odd, Humor to ...

http://www.members.shaw.ca/yoyomhz/IMOCK6.gif


Now does this logo truly represent this site? I know it's a thousand times better than 'glow in the dark' t-shirts with skulls, but is my logo really 'odd' or 'sarcastic'? And it's definately not cynical. The first thing I think when I see my logo is 'class' 'quality' and 'respect'

At first I was willing to let this site have the logo for $100.00 and a couple of t-shirts and the publicity, but now I'm thinking I don't want to make the same mistake as the Canadian creator of Superman did, and give it away for cheap.
I agree with mew barios, it is the best.

jamesman and Chojin,

I just got here. How did all this start?

[James]

I told you that the contest is over. I won it. Get over it, you fucking crybaby.

[cement head]

Well Jamesman,

You succeeded in getting one more enemy on these forums.

[Ninjavenom]

I like the logo cement, but you'll be damned if you can squeeze a hundred bucks out of rog's grubby little pockets. ;)

[whoreable]

That logo is worth thousands. If you take any less than that you're a fool.
________
Chevrolet kingswood estate (http://www.chevy-wiki.com/wiki/Chevrolet_Kingswood_Estate)

[Sketch33]

Cement: Jameson lives to piss off new people. Anyhow, just so you know, siding against Jameson makes you also against Chojin, MrsAdventure, Les Waste, and possibly Rez, Cap'n Crunch, Whoreable and probably others. Have fun.

[cement head]

Well Sketch, I have to be honest.
The category for this forum is 'Art Shit' and when I look
at the pictures on the left of the page, yours is excellent design.
Chojin's is good also. Whorable's is kind of funny. Rez also funny.

But Jamesman's picture is the clocest thing to 'Art Shit' but without the art.

JAMESMAN - get rid of that picture and people will give you more respect. It's irritating.

[MrAdventure]

YEAH JAMESMAN DONT YOU WANT INTERNET RESPECT? :(

[Sketch33]

Cement: Nah, I like that pic for him. It looks good on the pic I made for him in his New Years Baby thread, and if he changed it people wouldn't get it anymore.

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=413

[James]

People don't get it now. There's nothing to get. Shitty photoshop using my user pic. Big whoop.

Anyway, Sketch, baby, I can pick my own fights, so it's not like people are just jumping on the bandwagon to side with me. Half of them could give two shits whether I live or die. But the fact remains that you are a total retard, and everyone here but your imaginary friend hates you.

Cement, I know you're a character, so it's all good. :)

[Sketch33]

Only half? That's being optimistic.

[cement head]

Okay,

I guess that blue design up in the top left is the logo. It's not so hot.
The lasrt time I checked there was a logo contest, and some guy did
one that said:

We put the fart back in fartastic.
No logo needed? I'm outa here.

You can check my site just to waste some time.

http://www.yoyomhz.com

[Skulhedface]

http://publish.hometown.aol.com/mrm0t0rhead/images/pickle-man.gif

Heh heh heh, shitty editing and plagiarism to boot.