Happy drunken new yar doods

[Alphonse]

Really, I love you guys. What's up? how'd you spend you new year?

[Alphonse]

Come on reply or mesage me on ami I need something to do.come on guysl tell me about your new years.

[Alphonse]

Cmon some guys reply or sumpting? or all or you have lifes and are not on the internet drunk and stoopid like?
;(

[Alphonse]

my friend attacked me with a fucking cavumm cleaner. lol he's fun.,



vokda/runkmm

[Alphonse]

lol he said "sdont' worry I wn't stake your virigitny tongith"

[Alphonse]

COME THE FUCK ON GUYS>
IHAPY DRUNk

COMEO N DAMNIT


PLZ REAPLYT I AHVE FUCKING BROED>


OCMOE NE..



GUYS>..:"(

[Alphonse]

dood come on....I'm alone wih y mfriend and we're need copan.y

[drumaster]

happy new year ya drunk bastard :)

[Alphonse]

LOL MESAGE ME ON AIM

IN NEED SOMEONE TO CHAT WITH....PLZ

[Alphonse]

ONe guy did,.....apc toll guys or something whoever rpeildi to this thrrea.d :( :) :) :) :) >: >: :) :)

[Mr. Vagiclean]

Hey Alphonse, i don't have any liquors but i will drink my cup of delicious Looza to us, it's a mango juice if you are willing to question what the fuck that is in your stupor :)

[Alphonse]

Whats that? Some kindof like.....fruit shit?

[Alphonse]

lol I still have the drunkenes for a whileit'sbeen a along time...
plz mroedurnk guys or girsl post?

[Alphonse]

:) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Really, whatr aer your guys favorite dirnks?

[Alphonse]

I have to piss guys.

[Alphonse]

I'mback,and that felt good.

[Alphonse]

Comeo n guys like...im'r aellyl fucking bored and it's eawring off and i have no more alcochol...sgod damn

[Alphonse]

It's wearing off and I can type almost good. Come on before I stop revealing secrests?

[Ihach]

well im back from my new years and tanked as well, so happy new years to all as im in a good mood

[Alphonse]

lol im chattttting with peoplhone sexn i have fpp fu loles

[Alphonse]

Hopefully acting drunk will get some girls to hit on me even though i have a small penis.

[Alphonse]

LOL JENNIFER IS FUCKING AWESOME AND HOT AND I WOULD TOTALLTY FUCK HER>>>>....

[Command Prompt]

Finally, something cooler to do than go on IRC and tell people that you are soooooooooooooo baked :lol

[Alphonse]

YEAH LOL HI.... IM ON THE PHPONEEE.....she went to bed....:( "(

[glowbelly]

:(

[Alphonse]

She was a NICE girl who was very sweet and talkative. She always talked abotu a lot of her life and things and I did too. I thin she is a nice girl.

[Schimid]

She will be missed :tear

[Alphonse]

hShes that black haired girl with sponge bob. Jennirfer is sexyname.

[Alphonse]

sav e the whales kill .yugihoh

[executioneer]

ACHEWOOD TAUGHT ME TO TRINK KETEL ONE TONIGHT, AND RAP MUSIC TOLD ME TO DRINK ABCARDI BECAUSE YESTERDAY WAS MY BIRTHDAY, BUT I FORGOT AND DID TI TONIGHT :(

-willie

[Alphonse]

abba bacardi is ok, cept'
for her voice.