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Comrade Rocket
Jan 2nd, 2004, 05:53 AM
One time I fell in love with a girl. Her name was Cassie and I really did love her, I would have done anything for her. But she didnt love me, I thought she did, but I was wrong. I went into the darkness and only recently i have come out. I finally got over her.

Then I met Tara. I wanted to start over with her. I wanted to belive i could love again. but then, it happened again.

Tara broke up with me. I finally was over Cassie and i thought that going out with this new girl would make everything better. Nope. She Broke up with me because she doesn't think she is ready for a relationship.

Heh, just my luck. I took this one better than my break up with Cassie.

In any case, i just don't care anymore. I give up on relationships. I figure that I can't love anymore. I'm sure i will one day, but it wont be for awhile, i cant get attached anymore.

So thats my story.

Anonymous
Jan 2nd, 2004, 09:49 AM
I would say 'thanks for sharing,' but I'd feel mean.

FartinMowler
Jan 2nd, 2004, 10:44 AM
You've had two relationships more that A-chimp has ever has so your doing great.

The One and Only...
Jan 2nd, 2004, 12:12 PM
I once loved someone, and that fiasco turned me into the cold bastard that I am.

Protoclown
Jan 2nd, 2004, 12:33 PM
:lol @ (NOT WITH) ONE SIZE FITS ALL

Buffalo Tom
Jan 2nd, 2004, 01:16 PM
I once loved someone, and that fiasco turned me into the cold bastard that I am.

Love with your Cookie Monster doll doesn't count. >:

Anonymous
Jan 2nd, 2004, 01:22 PM
OAO; A hardened, bitter, weathered shell of a man by the age of fifteen.

MisSFiT
Jan 2nd, 2004, 03:44 PM
Trigger my advice is to move on and don't think negatively about relationships.

Because someday you may find someone you may be interested in and your negative energy will turn her off.

Your young and cute and you have your whole life to find the right person.
As cheesy as that sounds, it's true. :)

AChimp
Jan 2nd, 2004, 04:08 PM
You've had two relationships more that A-chimp has ever has so your doing great.

YOU MAKE ME CRY. :wah

glowbelly
Jan 2nd, 2004, 05:07 PM
a goo goo goo, a gah gah gah, that's all i want to say to you

Brandon
Jan 2nd, 2004, 06:21 PM
I once loved someone, and that fiasco turned me into the cold bastard that I am.
AND THAT'S WHEN HE DECIDED THE ONLY GIRL FOR HIM WAS A SWEET FRENCH LASS NAMED LAISSEZ-FAIRE CAPITALISM!

Supafly345
Jan 2nd, 2004, 09:14 PM
I tried giving up girls many times, but I need a 5-step program or something, because woulden't you know it, I start up again almost immediately. Good luck man, you are an inspiration to all of us.

Helm
Jan 3rd, 2004, 12:50 AM
I went into the darkness

You're likely to be eaten by a grue.

Protoclown
Jan 3rd, 2004, 12:52 AM
OMG REFERENCE :love

AChimp
Jan 3rd, 2004, 12:38 PM
:love HELM :love

kellychaos
Jan 3rd, 2004, 12:58 PM
I once loved someone, and that fiasco turned me into the cold bastard that I am.

Miss Righthand is indeed a harsh mistress.

rainbowbrite
Feb 5th, 2004, 01:09 AM
hey brian what about that girl you just met...is she still going to our party?

executioneer
Feb 5th, 2004, 01:49 AM
Gliddy glub gloopy
Nibby nabby noopy
La la la lo lo
Sabba sibby sabba
Nooby abba nabba
Le le lo lo
Tooby ooby walla
Nooby abba naba
Early morning singing song :eek

-willie

Dole
Feb 5th, 2004, 04:17 AM
"I finally was over Cassie and i thought that going out with this new girl would make everything better"


-thats the tell tale line right there.

Cosmo Electrolux
Feb 5th, 2004, 07:35 AM
I once loved someone, and that fiasco turned me into the cold bastard that I am.

so, what turned you into a stupid fuck?

liquidstatik
Feb 5th, 2004, 10:08 AM
I once loved someone, and that fiasco turned me into the cold bastard that I am.
Quick! If you haven't quoted this already... DO SO!

sadie
Feb 7th, 2004, 03:19 AM
this kind of reasoning is what leads people to believe love doesn't exist.

Anonymous
Feb 7th, 2004, 04:35 AM
Word life

Cosmo Electrolux
Feb 7th, 2004, 09:37 PM
this kind of reasoning is what leads people to believe love doesn't exist.

it doesn't. Love is a myth, like jesus and the easter bunny.....

The One and Only...
Feb 7th, 2004, 09:54 PM
Trigger, do yourself a favor and acknowledge the ultimate transcendence of complete and thorough analysis of your perceptions. Become what you, like all humans, were ment to be: a rationalizing computer whose complex programs allow for the principles of induction and categorization to be taken to the extreme. Once you have detached yourself from any mortal feelings, you will be the ideal.









j/k.

The One and Only...
Feb 7th, 2004, 09:56 PM
OAO; A hardened, bitter, weathered shell of a man by the age of fifteen.

My hatred of you knows no limits. Except for, you know, the maximum output of hatred that the electro-magnetic pulses of my brain can produce. But I suspect you can tell hyperbole when you read it.

AChimp
Feb 7th, 2004, 10:46 PM
OAO; A softened, buttered, dinner roll of a man by the age of fifteen.

Anonymous
Feb 8th, 2004, 12:23 AM
It took you over a month to get upset over that post? Did the impulses have trouble pushing through the fatty tissue, or were you just too busy downloading pictures of food on Google to read it?

Mr. Vagiclean
Feb 8th, 2004, 12:48 AM
fuckin ZING

Cosmo Electrolux
Feb 8th, 2004, 09:07 AM
OAO; A softened, buttered, dinner roll of a man by the age of fifteen.


:lol

Cosmo Electrolux
Feb 8th, 2004, 09:09 AM
whoa...that was fucked up.... :/

The One and Only...
Feb 8th, 2004, 10:40 AM
I haven't been reading this thread.

And, of course, none of you have ever seen me. So I wouldn't be talking about my weight, considering that I'm only mildly fatter than I should be.

Actually, my problem isn't so much with my fat - I need to build up some muscle and tone my body now.

Matt Harty
Feb 8th, 2004, 10:42 AM
First you have to stop being fat.

The One and Only...
Feb 8th, 2004, 10:47 AM
First you have to stop being fat.

Except, you know, I'm really not.

liquidstatik
Feb 8th, 2004, 12:14 PM
http://www.timelesstrinkets.com/SixtiesSeventies/Images/ZoroFatGuy.jpg

Matt Harty
Feb 8th, 2004, 12:24 PM
First you have to stop being fat.

Except, you know, I'm really not.

Pleasantly Plump ;)


"plump" as in FUCKING FATASS

Matt Harty
Feb 8th, 2004, 12:32 PM
http://www.studentski-servis.com/fotografije/fotke_kar_tako/sumo.jpg

Anonymous
Feb 8th, 2004, 01:18 PM
OAO; A hardened, bitter, weathered shell of a man by the age of fifteen.

My hatred of you knows no limits. Except for, you know, the maximum output of hatred that the electro-magnetic pulses of my brain can produce. But I suspect you can tell hyperbole when you read it.

Ah yes. Hate units.

The One and Only...
Feb 8th, 2004, 01:45 PM
I originally had hate units in the post, too, but then I thought better of it.

ItalianStereotype
Feb 8th, 2004, 01:45 PM
Boogs made me lol

Anonymous
Feb 8th, 2004, 01:56 PM
I'm going to slap you in the lips with my hate unit.

theapportioner
Feb 8th, 2004, 01:57 PM
:lol

Brandon
Feb 8th, 2004, 02:18 PM
WOULD YOU BELIEVE THAT OAO'S HATE UNIT IS 7 INCHES LONG? :eek

Terra
Feb 8th, 2004, 02:51 PM
WOULD YOU BELIEVE THAT OAO'S HATE UNIT IS 7 INCHES LONG? :eek

Maybe he wouldn't mind "hating" me too when he's done. 7 inches will go a long way in my case.

T

theapportioner
Feb 8th, 2004, 03:05 PM
Not if he has a puffy dick (a result of sticking it in a vacuum cleaner). Ewww.

Pee Wee Herman
Feb 8th, 2004, 06:59 PM
Shouldn't OAO be mentally masturbating his hate unit?

Cosmo Electrolux
Feb 8th, 2004, 07:39 PM
I haven't been reading this thread.

And, of course, none of you have ever seen me. So I wouldn't be talking about my weight, considering that I'm only mildly fatter than I should be.

Actually, my problem isn't so much with my fat - I need to build up some muscle and tone my body now.

You're 15..a good age to start taking care of yourself. Do some cardio for your heart and lift weight to tone...Trust me, when you reach your thirties, you'll be glad you did.

sadie
Feb 10th, 2004, 11:44 AM
anyone that full of himself is a fatass regardless of weight.

The Fifth Man
Mar 24th, 2004, 02:36 AM
I'm not sure I'm in the right forum anymore, but I don't have
any new advice to give about weight problems, so...

Trigger, I've noticed that real true relationships happen when the
two involved least expect it. Your best bet is to stop thinking about
relationships and focus on your own life issues, not waiting at
True Love's table begging for scraps. She's a tricky bitch, and
it turns out she's also like a lot of the girls I've met in my life;
she tends to get worked up when you ignore her.
All in all, face the facts: there's no such thing as "the one". There's
no one special person to counteract everyone on the fucking planet.
There's just a helluva lot of people in the world, and you generally
end up finding people you can live with one way or another. That's
why I can't watch romantic movies anymore;they're too full of shit.
They're about people who get into lovey-dovey romances that, in
real life, would last about a week, tops.
So just draw to your little heart's content and keep raking in
personal funding at whatever job you have. Kick back and relax.
Life's got a funny way of working things out.

PS: Terra, you single by any chance?

Big McLargehuge
Mar 24th, 2004, 02:37 AM
HEY GUYS REMEMBER THIS THREAD?

The Fifth Man
Mar 24th, 2004, 02:41 AM
Shit.....I'm tired and I can't read dates. Sue me. :/

Anonymous
Mar 24th, 2004, 02:43 AM
Yeah, Terra; You're female and lewd, so you've already met 200% of his criteria for hitting-ons!

The Fifth Man
Mar 24th, 2004, 02:47 AM
I figured more like 125%
Besides, beggars can't be choosers

Anonymous
Mar 24th, 2004, 02:49 AM
You're pan-handling in the ghetto, son.

The Fifth Man
Mar 24th, 2004, 02:54 AM
Alright, fine, I'm desperate and I've run out of porn sites.



Just kidding. I'm not desperate.

But I am out of porn sites.

rainbowbrite
Mar 24th, 2004, 11:38 AM
I'm done with porn.

That shit is shitty.
Besides the real thing is much better. :)

Slinky Ferret
Mar 24th, 2004, 01:23 PM
Hmm I think there are some people you can be really close to alot more than others. You just click and when you loose them everything seems to fall appart and not make any sense anymore. I have become sceptical about love but that doesn't mean I wouldn't mind meeting someone who made me happy and loved me for who I am not just what I look like, the music I listen to and my main interests.

I have lots of male friends but thats all I regard them as. I love them as friends nothing more. But relationships do happen when you least expect them to. Just don't go out with someone for the sake of having a relationship. If there is only physical attraction and thats it things tend to fizzle out quite quickly.

You can find someone fantastic in bed but if you have nothing to talk about afterwards its awkward.

jin
Mar 24th, 2004, 06:26 PM
To paraphrase something Chojin once said :o -

There is a strange phenomena in this forums where people suddenly have all the answers just because they got laid. >:

Terra
Mar 24th, 2004, 09:44 PM
Yeah, Terra; You're female and lewd, so you've already met 200% of his criteria for hitting-ons!

I'm female and *honest* fucknuts. Which reminds me, which criteria of the national sexual deficit do you bang yourself on? That is, if you actually can find "yourself. "

;)

Supafly345
Mar 24th, 2004, 10:17 PM
Possible Meanings-
1. "What do you expect from your countries' porn industry? You probably have a small penis by the way."
2. "Why do you support masturbation-prostatution? You probably have a small penis."
3. "I am a fucking idiot that crammed these words into a sentance hoping they work fluidly together. You probably have a small penis."
4. "To what publications do you have private time with? You probably have a small penis."

rainbowbrite
Mar 25th, 2004, 12:44 AM
Who brought this forum back :(

I think he's changed since he started this. :/

The Fifth Man
Mar 25th, 2004, 01:41 AM
Lighten up, Terra, I was kidding.
I wouldn't touch you to slap you.

Comrade Rocket
Mar 25th, 2004, 02:43 AM
I still feel the same way, im just a little more careful about how it works out. yeah that sounds right.

Terra
Mar 25th, 2004, 07:22 AM
Lighten up, Terra, I was kidding.
I wouldn't touch you to slap you.

Actually, I was jibbing with Chojin. :) But while your here, welcome to the forum. Unless your an old poster who's changed his name. In which case, welcome back! :)

Anonymous
Mar 25th, 2004, 03:44 PM
Jibbing?

What country are you from, again, chesty anime avatar?

kellychaos
Mar 25th, 2004, 03:56 PM
Conjugation of Jib
I jib
You jib.
He/She/One jibs.
You jib.
We jib.
They jib.

Past tense: jabe
Past participle: had jibbed.

And now, allow me to pontificate ...

The One and Only...
Mar 25th, 2004, 04:15 PM
I just want to clarify that I never do anything with vacuum cleaners.

And Terra, I think you live too far away for me to be "hating" you...

kellychaos
Mar 25th, 2004, 04:27 PM
What a big cock!

rainbowbrite
Mar 25th, 2004, 08:04 PM
Terra, why don't you have an avatar?

I don't know why I'm asking.

The One and Only...
Mar 25th, 2004, 08:05 PM
What a big cock!

Pun intended?

Terra
Mar 25th, 2004, 08:19 PM
.

And Terra, I think you live too far away for me to be "hating" you...

Oh darn.

The Fifth Man
Mar 25th, 2004, 10:36 PM
Thanks Terra! Like your new avatar, btw. Very forboding

rainbowbrite
Mar 25th, 2004, 10:37 PM
The fifth man of what? :/

Terra
Mar 25th, 2004, 11:07 PM
Thank *you* Fifth Man. :) It's tornado season again and I begin my grant work with FEMA. I was getting pretty frantic today trying to find an avatar to commemorate the season. Rainbowbrite gave me some pointers and I'm pretty happy with the results.

executioneer
Mar 25th, 2004, 11:08 PM
shouldn't it be brown though

-willie

Terra
Mar 25th, 2004, 11:11 PM
It's lightning. Not a tornado. :)

executioneer
Mar 25th, 2004, 11:17 PM
are you sure

http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/brown.jpg

The Fifth Man
Mar 25th, 2004, 11:31 PM
The fifth man of what? :/

I used to be the Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse, "Minor Dispute"
Due to budgetary restrictions, they had to let one of us go, and I
guess I was the most expendable.



j/k It's my pen name for cartooning. I'm so good at being last-
minute seat-filler for a social group I could make it my profession.
Thought it sounded cool. :/

rainbowbrite
Mar 25th, 2004, 11:34 PM
It does...

Anonymous
Mar 26th, 2004, 01:35 AM
Why is kellychaos following me into all these threads?

Pub Lover
Mar 26th, 2004, 04:16 PM
He must have a thing for fat chicks. :lol

I used to be the Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse, "Minor Dispute"
The fifth horseman was Kaos & he left to become a milkman. :drakoinapubsbody

kellychaos
Mar 26th, 2004, 04:22 PM
What a big cock!

Pun intended?

If you say so.

Anonymous
Mar 26th, 2004, 06:08 PM
He must have a thing for fat chicks. :lol
lol :<

I mean, shut up.