hey i made a topic for cool dudes

[MrAdventure]

okay hey guys i'm sorry i didnt do anything here for christmas so heres a late gift from a cool dude, that's right, i'm a cool dude

haha sorry i know some of you are also cool dudes, let me hear you cool dudes come out and you we can talk about some stuff thaty only cool dudes know about

here are some things i know that i've come acros as a cool dude!

http://www.fongie.com/carnival/p9.jpg

a plastic fork, aw man, cool dudes are so cool that they dont need those! chomp gobble chopm am i right cool dudes? you knwo it!

http://www.drelmo.com/Elmo%20Earl%20new.jpg

some cool dudes think they're cool, but they're just posuers, like this guy, i mean, it's obvious, to us cool dueds!

http://www.steveandmarta.com/new%20twilight%20zone/dead%20run/022.jpg

uh oh, looks like some not so cool dudes were caught trying to be cool! haha you're so uncool!

http://www.steveandmarta.com/new%20twilight%20zone/dead%20run/023a.jpg

what's that, you can't understand me? it must be because you're just not a cool dude like i htought you were

http://www.owlnet.rice.edu/~maxwell/misc/gun3.jpg

wow! talk about cool, dudes! if this were any cooler i swear he'd have to start his own club by himself because we can't handle what he's bringing to the table! help me out here cool dudes we've got to keep the statsu quo!

http://www.kerberdairy.com/imgs/play.jpg

heh heh hey cool dudes okay now this is wehre we're going to party, i mean, it has everything and if you're a cool dude you'd notice i put a beer from my dad in it one time!


hehehe well if anyone else wants to join me as a cool dude let me know!

[ProfessorCool]

Am I a cool dude?

[Jixby Phillips]

DOES BEING COOL MEAN BEING PREGNET :lol

[MrAdventure]

hey professor cool it's me mradventure

anyways, you';re a cool dude dont let anyone ever tell you otherwise!

http://bau.to/images/0101keyboard.jpg

in fact that above is evidence that professor cool is a cool dude! he started young folks, and all the cool dudes in the room did too! if youw ant to know what song he is playing, it's "cielito lindo 2: i'm a cool dude!" aww yeah that's the fucking shit right there

hey jixby phillips being cool can mean a lot of things if thats what ebing cool means to you then that's cool dude! haha just kidding you got lucky and you managed to say something cool!

http://www.cashnerfunerals.com/Images/NEWImages/Photos/Accents/Grandpa-with-baby.jpg

hahaha yeah see here above is jixby philips being a really cool dude! jixby's been a cool dude for a long time now and his family has alcohol in the house some times! hehe most cool dudes have it rough to start but we all bounce back y'know?

http://www.atholhospital.com/images/Aux%20Athol%20Festival.jpg

okay so some of you are sayin', "hey mradventure what's so cool about you?" well just so you know, i'm such a cool dude that when i buy stuff at the store i have my money ready befopre they give me the total of my purchase! right on, am i right, cool dudes? here i am being a cool dude if you still dont believe me!

hey, dont stop being cool dudes! i know there are more of you out there too!!!!

[Stabby]

http://www.natsn.com/images/shopping/cigarettes.jpg

hay. ;)

[ScruU2wice]

http://www.owlnet.rice.edu/~maxwell/misc/gun3.jpg

:eek

he doesn't need a permit to hunt he's got a gun :lol

[James]

AM I A COOL ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE THE PRESIDENT?

[The Retro Kat]

http://bigjoejimbobsimmiepage.bravepages.com/kewl%20rabbit.jpg

Like, cool dudes totally fucking love bunnies with sunglasses cause they are cool too.

[ScruU2wice]

red x :|

[MrAdventure]

http://www.dream-foundation.net/photos/treasure_03.jpg

woah hold on there stabby, i wouldnt have guess you'd have known that cool dudes smoke! right on! but wait a second - what kind of smokes do cool dudes smoke? you'd better give a cool dude answer or i might have to say, "stabby, i'm afraid you're just not a cool dude!"

http://www.suzannakay.org/images/2002_california/P6276008.jpg

hey scruu2wice you realy seem to have the hang of being a cool dude! tell us what is so totally cool about you dude!

http://www.chickenhead.com/features/animal/images/grandpa.jpg

whoa wait a second there james us cool dudes just want to hang with other cool dudes! last i checked the president wasn't a cool dude and he has a lot of jokse made about him! dont worry thix doesnt mean that you arent a cool dude but you're going to have to show us just how much a cool dude you can be

http://www.tirsek.dk/1998-12-29/photos/022-finn-n-chips.jpg

hey retro kat, like scruu2twice said with a cool glint in his dude-like eyes, a red x just isnt cool man! i also dont think cool dudes like stuff that's for girls, and i should have xsaid this but no girls allowed in the cool dudes club!

[MK IV]

http://www.classic-cars-worldwide.com/gallery/aston-67-db6-001a.jpg

This is my car, isnt it just great ? I look cool in it when i drive to the store !

[Spooky]

you're all so cool you should go to IRC chat #kewlness because the cool people go there and say funny intarweb lingo like "lol!"

so remember

#kewlness

[Jixby Phillips]

#pregnet ;) ;) ;)

[The Retro Kat]

WOULD I BE COOL AND ALLOWED IN THE CLUB IF I SHOW YOU MY TITS?

[sports]

I'm cool.

[MrAdventure]

i can see here we have a failure to realize what a cool dude is and what a cool dude does!

you guys keep this up and i'm totally moving the cool dudes club back to my house and then you can onyl come in the club when one of my parents is home how do you like them apples eh

haha did i scare you no really some of you are just being terribly uncool dudes and i'm afraid you know who you are! keep this up and i will never ever invite anyone else to come into the cool dudes clbub and you'll be sitting around playing the sega in your "penultimate cool dudes club" which is your bedroom while my club is so in touch that we've got our own special screennamwes like "cooldude" and "cooldudeclubmember" and it';s on theinnternet

see cool dudes, these uncool dudes just dont get it! they're like, "what's cool?"

see how jixby realizes what cool can be hehe you tell them jixby being a cool dude is talking about stuf like having a pregnet whut whut

mkiv i think a cool dude isn't just a cool car i dont think you nderstand what makes a cool dude!

spooky i 5think you need to be helped do you have an older brother maybe he can help you be a cool dude


ps oh yeah retro i told you cool dudes dont like girls or girl stuff if you insist on being an uncool dude it'll hautn you forever
hey sports you're just an uncool dude and overall juast an awful uncool dude. i mean you probbaly are saying right now "okay now what exactly is a cool dude?" and that is your problem

[Mr. Vagiclean]

guys stop being so fucking uncool, you will ruin it for the cool dudes if we keep this up

[MK IV]

Of course it isnt just about the car, have you seen the shirt im wearing in that picture !!!

[Big McLargehuge]

http://www.studentdoctor.net/loans/images/doctor.jpg


"The results are in, you're cool"

[The Retro Kat]

guys stop being so fucking uncool, you will ruin it for the cool dudes if we keep this up

Even I know cool dudes don't swear. >:

[MLE]

he never claimed to be one

[The Retro Kat]

I think he's hoping, though.

[MLE]

maybe

[Matt Harty]

I wear sunglasses.

[Studio8]

I stole your sunglasses.

[Big McLargehuge]

I wear sunglasses at night

[executioneer]

Don't masturbate, I'm a guy in shades
Oh no :(

-willie

[kellychaos]

You losers don't even know the secret handshake or anything! >:

[Mr. Vagiclean]

GUYS, STOP, IN THE NAME OF LAW

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

Are you a cool enough dude to rescue this thread?

[kellychaos]

Cool Factor! Where suckiness IS ... a factor. Are you prepared for the challenge, you punkintwat? >:

[DamnthatDavid]

How to be cool in 5 easy steps(from a guy who has no idea what he talking about)

Step1: Fashion. Must have good Fashion to be cool
Step2: Leather. Must have leather jacket, cause it cool.
Step3: Smooth Talker. Cool people make words flow.
Step4: Smoke. Must always have a ciggeratte. Smoking is Cool.
Step5: Guys Night Out. You must hang out with only other guys who are at your cool level. Always.

So, now that you are cool, you can step out of the closet, take a step to the left, and enter with your cool friends, the Gay Bar.

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

Making lewd gestures in public and at authority figures is considered cool.

[Jason]

Making lewd gestures in public and at authority figures is considered cool.

Saying the word 'lewd' is the coolest. But I bet NOBODY is as cool as this dude:

http://www.emotioneric.com/caughtpicking.jpg