Which Famous Homosexual Are You?

[Anonymous]

Here. take another stupid test: http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/homosexual/

How spiffing! You're Alexander the Great!

Yeah, baby. You were the King of Macedonia, and conqueror of much of the world; you're responsible for the spread of Christianity, as well as Hellenistic society and even the Roman Empire. Your power was feared for thousands of miles around.

And how gay were you. When you'd conquered Persia, you fell in love with a male courtier from that court - scandalous in those days, because the Persians were believed to be uncivilised barbarians.

You were always really in love with your boyhood friend, Hephaestion, and when he died you were grief-stricken to a legendary degree: convinced that he would live on after death, you passed away soon afterwards.
http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/homosexual/alexanderthegreat.jpg

[Protoclown]

I'm some guy I never heard of! I really wanted to be Ian McKellan too. :(

Put out my flaming heart-fires, you're Mychal Judge!

The chaplain to the New York Fire Department was tragically killed when one of the World Trade Centre towers collapsed on September 11, 2001. You provided years of Christian service, and will be remembered forever for your heroism.

You're also gay.

You provided a home for an AIDS ministry; you funded and supported the gay-friendly Queens St. Patrick's Day parade; you stood against a prominent Cardinal on a 1986 gay rights bill and were falsely accused of child molestation as a result. You rule.


http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/homosexual/mychaljudge.jpg

[Buffalo Tom]

I got Alexander as well. I was hoping for Alain Turing or Bob Mould. :/

[Anonymous]

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/homosexual/davinci.jpg

Not quite a Ninja Turtle, you're Leonardo da Vinci!

Renaissance artist, scientist, philosopher and all-round cleverclogs,
you were felt to represent humanity and divinity from 1452 to
1519. Your famous works include the Mona Lisa and The Last
Supper - art that, together with your sketches and ideas, have
seriously affected and enriched the society in which we live.

You were also arrested for sodomy at the age of 24, and as was
common with the young men of Florence at that time, had many
relationships with your friends. In the end, you were intimate with
a prodigy called Salai for over two decades - despite the fact that
he lied, cheated, stole and vandalised. Awww.

[Esuohlim]

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/homosexual/carygrant.jpg

[Mockery]

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/homosexual/mychaljudge.jpg

[Ninjavenom]

Can it, Warhol!

Not traditionally remembered as a gay artist, you - together with the Factory, your band of fellow artists - created such memorable works as the repeated Campbell's soup paintings and Eat: a forty-minute film of a man eating a mushroom. You also were responsible for the Velvet Underground, the band that launched Lou Reed on the world.

Your body of homoerotic art has also suggested, to many art historians at least, that your sexual preferences lean towards the man-meat variety. The way you dress, do your hair, act and speak also affected a generation of gay citizens, and influenced the mass culture forever. Blah.



http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/homosexual/andywarhol.jpg

[Anonymous]

I got Hitler.:(

[Spectre X]

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/homosexual/mychaljudge.jpg

[Immortal Goat]

Eleanor Roosevelt! Nice to see you.

A Roosevelt yourself, you married your fifth cousin Franklin; despite the obvious incestuous overtones, your six kids were happy and healthy.

When Franklin got elected, you became perhaps the most controversial first lady ever - you spoke out for the rights of women; for the rights of the poor; for world peace. You were even a member of a union while your husband was in office - and when he died, you were the head of the UN Commission on Human Rights.

All of which is pretty kick ass, but to top things off you had a hot and steamy relationship with the lesbian journalist Lorena Hickok, who was so madly in love with you that she halted her career for you. Unfortunately, you couldn't give up your public life that easily - leaving her heartbroken.

Bitch.


http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/homosexual/eleanorroosevelt.jpg

[The Retro Kat]

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/homosexual/davinci.jpg

[Supafly345]

Jerry Lewis :|

[Jixby Phillips]

Andrew Dice Clay :(

[Drev]

Andy Warhol :eek

[AChimp]

Eleanor Roosevelt :yum

[Mr. Vagiclean]

CLAY AIKEN

[Cap'n Crunch]

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/homosexual/mychaljudge.jpg I put yes for #2 because all gays LOVE Barbara. :(

[Anonymous]

http://www.mad-maj-productions.com/immortal_goat.gif

You're Immortal Goat!

You spend your hours at home trying to be funny for people on the internet that hate you. When outgunned, you hide in political forums and lob buzzwords in a heart-felt attempt to use what little knowledge Special Education has to offer. You would be a favorite for the contendership of 'biggest gay to walk this earth,' had the trek up the basement stairs not winded you so badly.

[HickMan]

:lol Even though my brother hates you, Chojin. Your cool. :(

[Immortal Goat]

http://www.popnko.com/imock/SixTrans.gif

How super, you're Chojin!

You like going on the internet and causing mass hysteria by pissing people off. You think of something funny, then ram it into the ground until people think it is retarded. You would be able to see that you aren't funny, but you are tragically blinded in one eye from poking it with your eyeliner pencil, and in the other from some wayward ejaculation. You are into gay canine bondage. You listen to repetitive electronic music and eat little pills. If you insist on being a raver, then please, be one of the ravers that either dies in a mad dash for the door when the club catches fire, or just O.D.

[liquidstatik]

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/homosexual/mychaljudge.jpg

[Anonymous]

Man, I wish I had thought to do that first.

[HickMan]

My brother hit mo over the head because I said you were cool :(
Stop the hate :(

[Protoclown]

Dammit, why couldn't I have gotten "Chojin"???

[ziggytrix]

Did you try asking nicely? ;)

edit: (I got Warhol)

[Gurlugon]

Immortal Goat, I don't think you can win against Chojin. I'd say something about his being mean to you, but I know I'd pay for it.

I'm going to be paying for bringing it up, anyway, I guess. :/

[Jeanette X]

I got Da Vinci. :)

[Immortal Goat]

I appreciate the vote of confidence, Gurlugon, really I do.

But seriously, folks, if Chojin thinks he can best me, then why haven't I been officially called out in the Mock Wars? Well, my little raver fien...I mean friend, I am going to beat you to the punch.

Chojin, meet me in Mock Wars.











Or, if you are too busy doing OTHER things... ( :wank :blowme )

[Protoclown]

Because the Mock Wars forum has become lame. It's much more fun to see him besting you at every turn anywhere he happens to see one of your posts.

[Zhukov]

You can do it Immortal Goat, yeah!

I got Mychal Judge.

[MLE]

lol :protoclown

[Immortal Goat]

Really? I haven't seen him besting me anywhere...

Ohhhh, are you talking about his pathetic attempts to send me crying home to mama? Well, it seems that he failed so far, so, i can't really see him doing it anywhere else. I'm not trying to get rid of him, I'm just trying to get him to shut the fuck up. I never did anything to him, so if he doesn't like me based on my sense of humor or opinions about things, then he can just go suck a dick. Or better yet, make him do something he DOESN'T like doing.

[Anonymous]

This isn't the 'woe is goat' thread.

[Protoclown]

Hey, whatever. But if you're trying to get into an insult war with Chojin, you are WAY out of your league, and I'm not saying that to be an asshole. He's one of the most creatively scathing mockers on the board.

Of course we all know, if the voting hadn't been rigged in the original Mock War, I would have certainly beaten him. :P

[Immortal Goat]

I have never been really all that "scathing", but that's because there are few who annoy me enough to be so.

[Protoclown]

But Chojin does, eh? By all means, duke it out then. I'll enjoy watching but I think he's already got quite a lead on ya.

[Anonymous]

hi u must be new here ^^

dont worry about the people here some of them are afraid of new people but they'll come out of hiding soon enough!!!!!

what does ur sig mean? is that irish? my family's irish ^_^

[Immortal Goat]

If I am allowed to duke it out with him, then why is my thread locked?

Oh, and by the way, Chojin...

I really don't get what the fuck you have against me. Just come out and say it.

How about this. I'll tell you why I hate you, and then you can tell me why you hate me. Does that sound fair to you? Yes? Good. I'll make it as short and simple as possible. Try to follow along now :)

The reasons I hate you are thus.

#1. You are a fucking moron who thinks he is funny because he makes fun of people he thinks can't defend themselves. Ohhh, Brave man there.

#2. You think you are high and mighty and are above the rules. You fucked with my I-Mockery account. Either that, or you got someone else to do it for you. Unless I am mistaken, that equals an instant ban. And yet, you are still here, butt-fucking away in otherwise good threads.

#3. You are a raver fag. I have already expressed my opinions about them in other threads.

and finally, #4. All of your insults are things I have been hearing for years. You think you are original? You fucking twat, you haven't got an original bone in your body! Your insults are the same things that were thrown around at me in FIFTH GRADE. Did you hear that, little man? FIFTH GRADE!!! Do youself a favor. DON'T mess with me, son.

[Protoclown]

I did not lock the thread, Dr. Boogie did. There's a new one that's started now.

Chojin says he didn't fuck with your account and I believe him, simply because if he HAD I'm sure he would have done far worse than what you claim.

Do youself a favor. DON'T mess with me, son.

:lol

[Immortal Goat]

Well, if he didn't, then who did? I sure as hell wouldn't want my sig to read "Chojin's Bitch", so that takes ME out of the picture.

[Anonymous]

No, it was me.

[Protoclown]

I'll bet it was Ronny Bojangles. That guy is always up to no good. Even when he's dead, which he probably is now.

[Anonymous]

No, it was Zhukov.

[Schimid]

This is like when you see two big black guys kicking a fetus down the road.

[The Retro Kat]

Wow, you're Cojin! How Super!

http://www.popnko.com/imock/SixTrans.gif

You're a gay alien bondage dog. That's it. :) :themoreyouknow

[Anonymous]

I would say that someone already made that joke, but it'd only be half true.

[MLE]

SCHIMID, YOU HAVE AN AWESOME NEW AVATAR

[Schimid]

YEAH THANX GOOGLE :eek

[MLE]

:tear

[ProfessorCool]

If I am allowed to duke it out with him, then why is my thread locked?

Oh, and by the way, Chojin...

I really don't get what the fuck you have against me. Just come out and say it.

How about this. I'll tell you why I hate you, and then you can tell me why you hate me. Does that sound fair to you? Yes? Good. I'll make it as short and simple as possible. Try to follow along now :)

The reasons I hate you are thus.

#1. You are a fucking moron who thinks he is funny because he makes fun of people he thinks can't defend themselves. Ohhh, Brave man there.

#2. You think you are high and mighty and are above the rules. You fucked with my I-Mockery account. Either that, or you got someone else to do it for you. Unless I am mistaken, that equals an instant ban. And yet, you are still here, butt-fucking away in otherwise good threads.

#3. You are a raver fag. I have already expressed my opinions about them in other threads.

and finally, #4. All of your insults are things I have been hearing for years. You think you are original? You fucking twat, you haven't got an original bone in your body! Your insults are the same things that were thrown around at me in FIFTH GRADE. Did you hear that, little man? FIFTH GRADE!!! Do youself a favor. DON'T mess with me, son.

http://www.kermitage.com/html/characterindex/tms/character/count.jpg

1...2...3....4 HAhaHAAAAA!

[Schimid]

:lol

[Mike]

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/homosexual/andywarhol.jpg

I didn't think Andy Warhol was gay...weird.

[Esuohlim]

HE DREW SOUP. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?

He also wrote a movie called Blue Movie (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0062745). Scroll down a little bit. The movie was also known as "Fuck". :(

[Anonymous]

I BET I KNOW WHAT HIS ALPHA-BITS SAID :lol

[Jixby Phillips]

what a FIFTH grade insult, son :rolleyes

[Dole]

Result! I got Kenny Williams
http://www.carryonline.com/carry/pictures/Stills/thumb/KennethWilliams4.jpg

[Mike]

I guess so. No wonder that soup tasted like buttsex.

[HickMan]

I'm not getting involved...no sir, not me!

[ProfessorCool]

I got 4 out of 5 of the Queer Eye guys.

I guess I'm not Jai enough :(

[Mad Melvin]

Wheee! Im Cary Grant!

[kellychaos]

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/aberge3/hobs.gif

:(

[Rez]

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/homosexual/mychaljudge.jpg

i read the description... and i still dont understand... he's famous?
i was also hoping for ian mckellen...

[Mike]

Ian McKellen is the coolest fagmosexual ever!

Or should I say "Back-door-entering individual"?

[Anonymous]

I would just like to take this opportunity to say that Chojin is very mean! >:

[ScruU2wice]

:blownoutofporportion :rolleyes

who the hell is mychal judge :confused

[Anonymous]

Shut up

[executioneer]

mychal judge is the guy who does beavis and butthead and king of the hill, duh :rolleyes

-willie

[ScruU2wice]

Shut up

Uncalled for... :posh

[kellychaos]

Mixing sadism with homosexuality is just mean. Everyone knows that the best queer fellas are polite and genial. :(