buddy dreams crushed

[Anonymous]

There was a very cute girl at the gym today but she already came with a buddy :(
Her buddy sucked. I could be a much better buddy to her... but she'd never see that. Her buddy had confidence and probably a good paying job- but that's all. I know I could be the best, most inspiring buddy she ever had but I guess it wasn't meant to be.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

Does the gym provide any trainers that can help you?

[James]

There was a very cute girl at the gym today but she already came with a buddy :(
Her buddy sucked. I could be a much better buddy to her... but she'd never see that. Her buddy had confidence and probably a good paying job- but that's all. I know I could be the best, most inspiring buddy she ever had but I guess it wasn't meant to be.

This is exactly how I feel about girls I like who are already dating someone. :(

Let's hold each other and watch How Stella Got Her Groove Back, k?

[Protoclown]

There was this really hot chick in the gym tonight with lots of tattoos. I couldn't talk to her though because she was in the middle of an aerobics class when I saw her. :(

[Buffalo Tom]

There was this really hot chick in the gym tonight with lots of tattoos. I couldn't talk to her though because she was in the middle of an aerobics class when I saw her. :(

Tattoos are a great way to start up a conversation. I was sharing a pool lane once with this 40-something woman who noticed my tats and she asked me about them. We ended up talking for a few minutes and she touched my tats a few times. She was attractive, but a little cougar-ish for me.

[FartinMowler]

They don't have a bisexuality machine at the gym you could have impressed her with?

[Protoclown]

BT, I didn't even know you had any tattoos. And believe me, if I'd had the opportunity to get anywhere near her, I would have asked about this girl's tattoos.

[Spooky]

i have seven tattoos, and only two are hidden by a t-shirt, but nobody EVER asks me about them. sometimes my septum ring though. :/

[Jixby Phillips]

THATS BECAUSE TATTOOS THAT SAY "I AM PREGNET" ARE SELF-EXPLANITORY :lol

[glowbelly]

:lol

[kellychaos]

I wish that I had Jessie's girl. :(

[Buffalo Tom]

BT, I didn't even know you had any tattoos. And believe me, if I'd had the opportunity to get anywhere near her, I would have asked about this girl's tattoos.

I have three currently, with a fourth about to be done. One on the left arm I have a tat of Tank Girl, and two phrases in kanji on each shoulder. I thought you had a glimpse of them, in that weird sleeping situation we had in New York, with Sspad, Jaeger and Chojin. Ah, vaguely homo-erotic good times. :love

[sspadowsky]

There was nothing "vague" about it, mon frer. :yum

[kellychaos]

You can touch me here, here and here but NOT here, here, or here. :safetyword

[Buffalo Tom]

There was nothing "vague" about it, mon frer. :yum

You cheeky monkey! :eek