Chojin VS. Immortal Goat - ROUND 2

[Anonymous]

Well, looks like I won the first one. But, I'll be a good sport and give you an opportunity to win the best out of three.

Bring your best comebacks and remarks! OR ARE YOU CHICKEN?

[Immortal Goat]

No, I am Goat. Can't you even READ? Or do you just fuck all kinds of barnyard animals that you don't really differentiate anymore? Well, you are forgiven for that one. C'mon. Was that ALL you've got?

[Anonymous]

:themoreyouknow

[Immortal Goat]

LOSER:CHOJIN

[Anonymous]

So, where did you get your sig?

[Immortal Goat]

It's German, actually.

[Anonymous]

Oh.

[Immortal Goat]

So, when are you going to...

http://www.sherlock-holmes.co.uk/images/george.jpgBring it on?

[Anonymous]

HEY NOW

OVER HERE NOW

[Immortal Goat]

Listen, if this is all you've got for me, then I am sorely dissapointed. I mean, really. I thought you were supposed to be supremely devastating. I've gotten into more productive arguments with a 50 year old retarded midget dish-washer with a grand total of three teeth about football.

[Anonymous]

To be honest, I'm still deciding whether or not I want to play the lame insult exchange with you. The only motivation I have is a handful of friends that want to watch me wave you about by the collar of your navy blue cardigan.

[Immortal Goat]

I've suddenly got this image of Chojin as the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. You know, stubborn to admit failure...

All right, we'll call it a draw, then.

[Anonymous]

Do you know any more Monty Python quotes? I've been meaning to check into his works but they're too obscure for me to easily get.

[Immortal Goat]

Sorry, no. I am too busy waiting for you to "wave me about by the collar of my navy blue cardigan". I'll see you tomorrow, Chojin, maybe by then you will have grown some spine and actually FACE ME!!!

[Anonymous]

If you want to know the worst part of this whole exchange, it's that I have a 'lady friend' and several projects on a nearby deadline. Yet here I am, bickering with a belligerent social detritus over just who can claim to already have won the loudest.

[ScruU2wice]

:(

Im just gonna say this chojin. lately, it seems to me that you've been going outta your way to be an asshole to people and even though it is funny, I think it was funnier when you're non chalant and don't put an extraordinary amount of effort into making fun of someone. i guess that immortal goat has a point that you have been an asshole maliciously, but thats ass far as im supporting him on it. My opinion matters very little to you i bet but i've been kinda wanting to say this for a while :(

[Immortal Goat]

:picklehat

[ScruU2wice]

i guess that immortal goat has a point that you have been an asshole maliciously, but thats ass far as im supporting him on it

i'm not taking sides. i know chojin has more funny in a pinky than i do. i just wanted to say this and now i had an excuse >:

[Anonymous]

Yeah. In fact, I spend so much time making snarky comments at you cat anes that I can barely fit in a minute edgewise to urinate on the laminated charactures of my internet enemies.

I thought you were going to bed.

[ScruU2wice]

ok, take it whatever way you want i'm not gonna justify myself after this post. I just said something i noticed, i thought it had slight relevance to this thread. Im not saying you've been evil to me just in general. there, im done...

[ProfessorCool]

Oh, don't fret about Chojin's comments after. all it's...

http://www.i-mockery.net/newpics/AOK.jpg

[Immortal Goat]

Oh, I realize that ScruU2wice isn't taking sides, I'm just glad that other people are also seeing the same things I am about you, Chojin.

You urinate on characatures of your internet enemies? Really? Wow, that was one snappy comeback. I have NEVER heard of people pissing on things they don't like and then TELLING those people that they do it JUST TO GET THEM MAD. You know what? I don't really see what all the fuss about you is, Chojin. The ONLY reason people think you are clever is that you probably WERE at one time. You know. Back at the OLD boards. They remember you in your former glory and like to hold on to those shadows of the past. However, I believe it is time for you to retire. None of your remarks have been all that scathing, and I am beginning to think that you are not worth my time.

[Protoclown]

WINNER: CHOJIN

[Immortal Goat]

Ohh, no, I'm not backing down, I'm just saying it looks like HE'S the one that's chicken, not ME.

[HickMan]

LOL @ this thread! :lol

[Mr. Vagiclean]

Oh no, here comes the fellow 1000+ post gang :/

[ProfessorCool]

My other name has 2000 post

;)

[MK IV]

Wow and I hadnt even posted in this thread yet :)

[ScruU2wice]

Ok, i'll admit it i was just jealous of chojin for getting the :themoreyouknow emoticon approved by the mods :rolleyes

i've been trying for ever to get the robot pirate in my sig to be :whadyousayboutmymama :lol

[kellychaos]

Sorry, no. I am too busy waiting for you to "wave me about by the collar of my navy blue cardigan". I'll see you tomorrow, Chojin, maybe by then you will have grown some spine and actually FACE ME!!!

IMMORTAL GOAT A-GO-GO! :lol

http://i2.ebayimg.com/02/i/01/1b/6d/01_1.JPG

[The Retro Kat]

The ONLY reason people think you are clever is that you probably WERE at one time. You know. Back at the OLD boards. They remember you in your former glory and like to hold on to those shadows of the past. However, I believe it is time for you to retire.

Just because you were at the old boards doesnt make you clever, i was and im not.

[Anonymous]

I could go back and explain how the urination angle wasn't meant to make your head swell and your fists pound away at the genitals to redirect the pain. But everybody's a little different.

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The following questions may be answered on a scale of 1 to 5 - with 5 being 'very satisfied' and 1 being 'extremely disappointed'.

- The quality and timeliness of Chojin's posts, as they apply to your relative community enthusiasm and entertainment.

- The quality and timeliness of Chojin's picture-oriented contributions, as they apply to the soft bits tucked between your
thighs and in various facial orifaces during the holiday visits for which your father can retain conciousness.

- The quality and timeliness of your own posts as they relate to your personal view of your social image and the voices that gnaw
and claw at the back of your mind, trying in vain to hint that if even Kellychaos hates you, you have reached a new low in your life -
surpassing even that moment in the fifth grade which involved your grandparents' surprise visit and the ruining of a Punky
Brewster down comforter.

- The size of your weenster, relative to the other children at your all-male junior high that chase you about the locker room with
sewing pins.

- Your continued proclamations of victory that not even you or the ghost of the down comforter swallow.

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[Mike]

Wow. Fighting by typing angry messages on the internet. That is SO hardcore! ("waving about by a cardigan"...pardon me while I dismiss the idiocy of it with a hearty laugh).

Seeing who can win popularity contests by staging pansy little flamewars isn't just retarded. It's pointless and annoying. However I have to admit that the image of Chojin sitting in front of a computer being "real hot stuff" to his/her little pile of kiss-ups is really funny.

Any responses to this post will be ignored, because I only made this post out of commentary, not participation. I have snow to shovel.

Happy sucking!


Edit: Christ. I must've had a poker up my ass or something. I can't believe that was only a few hours ago. LOL)

[ProfessorCool]

Are you the same mike who got flustered when he said Rog's Wife was pretty?

[Anonymous]

Wow. Fighting by typing angry messages on the internet. That is SO hardcore! ("with a hearty laugh"...pardon me while I dismiss the idiocy of it with a waving about by the cardigan).

Seeing who can win popularity contests by interrupting pansy little flamewars isn't just retarded. It's pointless and annoying. However I have to admit that the image of Mike sitting in front of a computer being "real hot stuff" to his/her self-image is really funny.

Any responses to this post won't be ignored, because I only made this post out of participation, not commentary. I don't have snow to shovel.

[Schimid]

COME ON GUYS :) :) :) :):) :)

MESSAGE BOARDS ARE FUN:) ): ) :) :) :

WE SHOULD ALL BE FRIENDS TOGETHER :) :) l) :_ :)

DONT FIGHT THIS ISNT A FUNNY CONTEST:) :)::): )

[Jixby Phillips]

LETS ALL HAVE A COMPITITON ON WHO CAN SAY THE WORD "N*GGER" :eek :eek (I WILL JUDGE)

[Mike]

Aw fuck it, I'm responding. The image of me being stuck-up and flipping off this thread after butting into it is really retarded, and I am very predictable.....but I gotta know: What the hell is a cardigan anyway?

Your friend,

Mike

P.S. Yes Prof, but I found another sweet girl to save panda bears for. And she's not married to anybody! :)

[Immortal Goat]

I am not in this for the popularity, as anyone can plainly see. I KNOW that there are people here that do not like me. What I am doing is pointing out to Chojin that he is an over-confident, high-and-mighty, self-centered prick that is ONLY able to find comfort in his pitiful self-image through belittling people who he believes are otherwise defenseless against his "scathing sense of humor". He picks on people that he believes will be unarmed in a battle of wits just so he can say "I am better than that person". Well, you know what? You AREN'T funny, you AREN'T impressive, you are just a fucking fag who thinks that he can give himself god-like status by fighting with people on the internet that he has NEVER MET!

Notice how I never started anything with you. I never insulted you, never crossed you, or anything of the sort, until you decided "Hey, this Immortal Goat guy seems like he isn't as clever as me. I will PROVE that he isn't to EVERYONE on I-Mockrery and make them love me!"

Chojin, get a fucking life.

[Immortal Goat]

Oh, and Retro Kat, I know that being on the old boards doesn't make someone clever, I was saying that maybe he USED to be clever before his veritable "fountain of Funny" dried up, which must have been back on the old boards, because I have never seen him say anything remotely amusing during my time here.

[Schimid]

STOP MOCKING ME GUYS :tear

I HAVE TUNZ OF FREINDS ON GAMEFAQS :tear

WHY DONT YOU GUYZ LIKE ME??? :tear

YOU GUYZ ARE JUST TRYING TO BE KEWL ARENT YOU??? :tear

WELL I GOT NEWS BECAUSE YOU ARENT :tear

STOP MAKING FUN OF ME :tear

WHY WONT YOU STOP MAKING FUN OF ME :tear

YOUR JUUST HELPING YOUR SELF IMAGE :tear

STOP IT!!!!!! :wah

[Immortal Goat]

You know what, Schimid, I never had a problem with you, either. And no, I am not crying, I just don't get why you people think he is the shit when he isn't. I mean, come on, if he thinks he is funny, then he could do much better than he is right now.

[Anonymous]

Psst. Hey. You're supposed to say something funny back.

[Immortal Goat]

How can I say something funny back when nothing funny was said in the first place?

[Schimid]

No respect, I get no respect.

[Immortal Goat]

http://www.puedo.com/forsale/rodney.jpg

[Drew Katsikas]

Honestly, I agree with Goat. I don't particurally like him, or find him funny, but that's not the point. And, I find Chojin to be a very humorous poster, and that's totally aside from the point, too. The bottom line is that the attack on Goat was a lame thing to do, and even with the intelligent response he made before Schimid's frowny fest, he's going to be insulted just for the fact that it's easier to stick with Chojin due to his seniority/popularity on the boards.


EDIT: the intelligent response he made before Schimid's frowny fest

I meant the longer one before it.

[ziggytrix]

I have never seen him say anything remotely amusing during my time here.

Well, why don't you try saying something funny, then we can all tell you whether or not we think you're the dogshit.

[Immortal Goat]

I am not in this to attack anyone. I will only attack Chojin if he is man enough to truly face me. Even through this entire debacle, I do not truely hate Chojin because I have never met the guy. I only dislike his online persona.

[Schimid]

Wait...Drew's right. Chojin, how can you be such a fucking asshole? It's not like this is a mockery board or anything, you can't just make fun of people! How dare you to attack another member of this site without first giving him fair warning! How DARE you, sir, for marching into his territory!

Immortal Goat is like that fag in paintball who always cries after he gets hit, and Drew is going "Hey, man, that was unnecessary!"

[Immortal Goat]

Listen, I never said he can't enjoy a nice mockery, but he usually doesn't go after anyone who can hold their own against him. He goes after newbs and people who may not be as clever as him. Simple as that. Anyone can do that, it's just that most people have enough sense to realize that it amounts to absolutely no gain. It's like hunting at a petting zoo. Where's the fun in that?

[MLE]

a lot :(

[Anonymous]

Because none of the people who are worth it deserve it.

[Schimid]

So the fuck what? If we can get a good laugh at it, it doesn't matter who it's against. you're just whining because you can't defend yourself and you're trying to rally the idiots together so they'll come out from their storm drains.

[ScruU2wice]

http://www.stephaniepiro.com/images/DramaQueen.jpg

[Immortal Goat]

Oh, so you think I can't defend myself? Well, I haven't seen anything so far that I NEED to defend myself against.

So for now, I will leave it to my automated answeing machine. I'll be back ot check my messages in the morning.

*You have reached the residence of Immortal Goat. Please leave your unoriginal, unfunny, unremarkable insults after the beep.*










*beep*

[glowbelly]

i've been on the recieving end of chojin's onslaughts and i only cried about it when he called me portly. once i believe i metaphorically bitch slapped him back.

i tell you what i do see here:

chojin making baseless, unfounded, yet humorous comments about immortalgoat
immortalgoat claiming that such comments are not humorous
immortalgoat complaining about chojin attacking him
generic "s" user name crying about chojin being a meanie

the only person who is entertaining me in this thread is chojin. everyone else that i mentioned is just taking this shit waaaay to seriously.

[MLE]

lol :stormdrains

[ScruU2wice]

generic "s" user name crying about chojin being a meanie

BUT HE REALLY HURT MY FEELINGS, ONE TIME... :tear

I MEAN I DIDN'T COME TO THESE BOARDS TO BE SARCASTICALLY MOCKED FOR MY SHORT COMINGS

AND I DEFINETLY WASN'T EXPECTING TO PEOPLE POINT OUT MY MISTAKES OR ANYTHING...

[Esuohlim]

This all started because Chojin posted Immortal Goat's avatar in the famous homosexual thread, right?

JESUS, CHOJIN! DID YOU EVER THINK OF HIS FEELINGS???

AND IMMORTAL GOAT, I'LL SEE TO IT THAT CHOJIN NEVER POSTS JPEGS ABOUT YOU AGAIN.

:lol

[Schimid]

THIS CALLS FOR A BEATDOWN :love :love :love

...:please?

[The Retro Kat]

Ni...******?



Hey Cojin, let's say we blow this joint and make out somewhere?

[ScruU2wice]

I'm taking my ball and going home, jerks >:

[Big Papa Goat]

:(

[Big McLargehuge]

I just wanted to dance :(

[Anonymous]

http://www.popnko.com/imock/farley.gif

[Immortal Goat]

No, actually, this didn't start because of the "Famous Homosexual" thread. That was just the straw that broke the camel's back. I am merely bringing to his attention that he is a dirty fighter and not all that funny IN GENERAL, and I am sick and tired of him and others acting like he is superior to other, newer mockers. How do you expect to find good new people if you scare all of them away after their first fucking post? Answer me that, Chojin.

[Immortal Goat]

>: double post >:

[Anonymous]

Remember when you conceded that you're a moron?

Now you can pretend it didn't happen.

[ziggytrix]

woah, talk about deja vu...

[Immortal Goat]

I never said that I'm a moron. I just said that I don't care anymore. There you go.

[kellychaos]

- The quality and timeliness of your own posts as they relate to your personal view of your social image and the voices that gnaw
and claw at the back of your mind, trying in vain to hint that if even Kellychaos hates you, you have reached a new low in your life -
surpassing even that moment in the fifth grade which involved your grandparents' surprise visit and the ruining of a Punky
Brewster down comforter.



I'm so proud to represent the low end of the "cool kids" mean. I've long since recovered from post-traumatic gym class athletic drafts and hold this honor as a sign of my individuality. Well, it's either that or go back on the anti-depressants again. And Goatboy, please try and remember the basic theme of the website before returning ... and you may think about changing your panties during your absence as well.

[Anonymous]

To be fair, you did say that you apologized and were actively working to not be such a drafty cunt. But it's good to know that you were only kidding.

[kellychaos]

Whistle while you walk!

[ultra perfect cell]

Schimid, you work at GameFaqs or something? Do you know people from it, or what?