Tubesock 3: THIS TIME... IT'S WAR!!!!!!!

[Tubesock]

I went down to Burger King and there was a guy in the alley and he was dressed in shabby clothes and he smelled of pee and Burger King and he said to me "Hey man, can you give me a dollar?" and I said "No." and he started acting all crazy saying weird shit like, "GrababawashatehbaGRAAAHA AGRGAHAGRGGAHAAHAGAH!!!!"

You all suck worse than him and I ate Burger King for lunch!

[Anonymous]

I remember when your friend talked to me and told me that he told you not to make stupid comments on the board.

What gives?

[Cap'n Crunch]

What the fuck happened to sport's mock war against me that I didn't care about. >:

EDIT: I just read about how all of the topics in the last 3 days were lost loo. :(

[sports]

What the fuck happened to sport's mock war against me that I didn't care about.

EDIT: I just read about how all of the topics in the last 3 days were lost loo.


Lost......really sucks...


Oh and Tubesock, you should've gived the guy a dollar. :fu

[Mike]

I said "No." and he

YOU COCK!

[HickMan]

TUBESOCK IS A GAF. >:

[Drev]

NEXT TIME YOU SEE THAT HOBO YOU GIVE HIM A DOLLAR! HE COULD'VE DANCED IF YOU DID!!! >:

AND DANCING HOBOS IS WHAT MAKES THE WORLD A HAPPIER PLACE! >:

[ScruU2wice]

http://www.geocities.com/porscheboosta87/schwimmer.txt

[Schimid]

:/

[Matt Harty]

Stop ruining the :themoreyouknow

[kellychaos]

Matt Harty tries to fit in. Next time on a very special episode of "Blossom".

[Tubesock]

You are full of lies, Chojin. My friends would never talk to you cause they rule and you smell like manure!

Cap'n Crunch: Go talk about your sport molesting stories in the I MOLEST SPORT thread, cause this is the TUBESOCK IS BOOTYLICIOUS thread!

Mike: If all you can call me is a "cock" for not giving a homeless guy a dollar then you are a bigger bumchum than I expected.

Hickman: If only you'd stop using stupid "in" catchphrases and buzzwords like "So-an-so is a GAF", then you'd probably become a good mocker. But you didn't, which means you go straight to the wheeliebin!

Drev: You may have dancing hobo fantasties, but this little black duck does not.

ScruU2wice: OMG! It's Oscar-winning actor Adrian Brody from the Pianist! I didn't know he's homeless. I guess winning an Oscar isn't everything. Maybe he'd trade his Oscar for a sandwich.

Schimd: Stupid smilie-only posts go ELSEWHERE!!!

[Cap'n Crunch]

MY SPORTS MOLESTING THREAD WAS DELETED BECAUSE OF THE TECHNICAL THING A FEW DAYS AGO. I SHOULD MAKE A NEW ONE.

[Rongi]

CAPN CRUNCH

[The Retro Kat]

David Schwimmer. >:

[ScruU2wice]

OMG! It's Oscar-winning actor Adrian Brody from the Pianist! I didn't know he's homeless. I guess winning an Oscar isn't everything. Maybe he'd trade his Oscar for a sandwich.


it's david scwimmer :rolleyes





:(

[Tubesock]

it's david scwimmer :rolleyes





:(

It's time now for the Adventures of CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!!!

http://www.innexile.com/album/superhero.jpg

Hi kids! You know, Tubesock really got it wrong with that whole Adrian Brody thing. As ScruU2wice pointed out, it IS David Schwimmer. Thank you, ScruU2wise. You win CAPTAIN OBVIOUS' gold star! KA CHING!

[Matt Harty]

Matt Harty tries to fit in. Next time on a very special episode of "Blossom".


kellychaos
Joined: 15 Feb 2003
Posts: 3229

TRYING, BUT STILL DOESN'T NOTICE :(

[Tubesock]

Shut yer poopholes, both of you! If I wanted to hear you both go "oh matt tries to fit in" "No u is the one who tries to fit in, kellychoas" I would have watched the drama unfold on Oprah or Barbara Walters.

[Big McLargehuge]

Hey guys, how is it going. I just wanted to know if you would like to come to this thread (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=8947), of course you can only come if you are nice. :)

[Mike]

BUMCHUM huh?

omg my feelings are hurted

its so bad

[Cap'n Crunch]

TUBESUCK OH YEAH STOP THE PRESSES U WERE O3ND :picklehat

[ScruU2wice]

http://www.athabascau.ca/insider/press.jpg

[Matt Harty]

Shut yer poopholes, both of you! If I wanted to hear you both go "oh matt tries to fit in" "No u is the one who tries to fit in, kellychoas" I would have watched the drama unfold on Oprah or Barbara Walters.

Well then we wouldn't be playing out our characters properly now would we?

[HickMan]

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[Tubesock]

I don't even have to reply to the above few threads. They were all the dumbest things I've ever read. Even dumber than Stoppa's posts.

[Tubesock]

If no one else posts in here today, then that means I AM THE CHAMPION OF MOCKING!!!

[Emu]

YOU LOSE

[Perndog]

Hi. My name is Perndog. I'm new.

[Tubesock]

I don't lose, emu. The war CONTINUES!

BTW, what kinda stupid name is emu? You're all like, "HI! I AM A BIG STUPID BIRD THAT CAN'T FLY! BLURP BLURP BLURP!"

And do not believe Perndog's lies. He is the one. Kill him.

[Perndog]

You're just jealous of the awesome power of my rockin pirate.

[Tubesock]

I admit your pirate does look awesome, but that just makes you a LYING PIRATE!

[Stoppa]

No one cares about this thread or any of you.

Shut the hell up, until I give further notice.

Also, this thread needs to be deleted before I become upset and decide not to play nice anymore.

[Tubesock]

HAHAHAHAHAHA, YOU'RE A FUCKKNUCKLE WHO KISSES FAT UGLY LESBIANS!!!

[Cap'n Crunch]

DUH LESBIANS DON'T KISS GUYS DUH. :rolleyes

[Tubesock]

YES THEY DO, STUPIDHEAD!!!

http://www.whatever-dude.com/wdimages/gposts/rosie2.jpg

THEY JUST DON'T FUCK THEM!!!

P.S. STOPPA IS ALSO GAY AND A MIDGET!

[Esuohlim]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU MADE IT TO ROUND FIVE. I HAVE A ROUND 5 THREAD ALL SET UP. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO STAY IN THIRD GRADE OR SOMETHING. MOVE IT >:

[MLE]

"stupidhead" is the best insult. :)

[Tubesock]

IT SURE IS!

AND I CAN STAY HERE IF I WANT CAUSE THIS THREAD IS NAMED AFTER ME! IT'S LIKE WHEN A SPOOKY GHOST HAUNTS A MEMORIAL PLAYGROUND NAMED AFTER HIM! THEN I WILL HUANT THE CRAP OUT OF ALL THE STUPIDHEADS WHO COME TO PLAY ON THE SWINGS!!

[Esuohlim]

ARE YOU DELIBERATELY TRYING TO BREAK RULES HERE? >:

[Tubesock]

http://www.abcteacher.com/coloring/ghost.gif
I HAUNT YOU!! WOOOOOOO!!!

[ScruU2wice]

this thread is done. we already have a round five quit. livin in the past :rolleyes

[Tubesock]

http://www.angelfire.com/pa3/ghosts1/ghost.gif
I HAUNT YOU TOO!!! WOOOOOO!!!

[JoHnNyNoNaMe]

Hi I'm New, and I just want to wish you all a good old fashion FUCK YOU. yur all homos and I hope you all die and your families become drug addicted freaks and end up at one of my super duper get all fucked up on cocain and fuck like dogs on the front lawn parties begging for crackers just so I can turn them down because their fat and ugly. Ha!

[Tubesock]

http://www.homevideos.com/photosdramas/ghost.jpeg
HAHAHAHAH YOU'VE BEEN HAUNTED!!! WOOOOO!!!

[Matt Harty]

Haunt me too. It's really funny when you haunt people.

[Perndog]

If being haunted involved making sweet love with Patrick Swayze, count me in! :love

[Tubesuck]

I AM TUBESUCK. I SUCK. :lol

[Tubesock]

Wow, you just made the second most obvious joke there is about my name.

Why don't you just do a joke about a piece of cum-encrusted footwear, genius?

[Esuohlim]

OK TUBESOCK, YOU WON ALL THE ROUNDS. GOOD JOB.

[Tubesock]

http://members.aol.com/soreste/woohoo.jpg

[HickMan]

HOLY FUCK THAT GUYS HEAD IS RED :(