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Mockery
Jan 7th, 2004, 11:08 AM
Max has revived his Visionary Darkness "My Wild Life" series, and in this latest incarnation we hear more about Celine, Oprah, and even James Brolin. It's always an exciting adventure when you live life in the fast lane, like Max.

http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/mylife5-square.jpg (http://www.I-Mockery.com/Visionary/mylife5.asp)
"MY WILD LIFE - PART V" -by Max Burbank
http://www.I-Mockery.com/Visionary/mylife5.asp

And for those of you who didn't catch the first time I posted it, there's a new piece all about how Water Guns have changed over the years.
You can check that one out here (http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Water-Guns).

Yes, the board was down as I stated in the RoG BloG (http://www.I-Mockery.com/Blog). They had been working on the server all day yesterday... what I don't understand is:

1) Why they didn't give me any notice about it before they began doing this.
2) Why they didn't make a new brand backup of the board database, and instead decide to use a 3-day old one.
3) Why they cancelled "Sledge Hammer" far too early.

I'm gonna give them a phone call as soon as they're open to try to find out what's up. Either way, 3 days isn't so bad... it's like New Year's all over again. A chance for a new beginning for all of you!





But not really.

-RoG-

Brandon
Jan 7th, 2004, 11:19 AM
James Brolin in seatless chaps.

Max, you are a comic genius.

Anonymous
Jan 7th, 2004, 11:55 AM
God damnit these are good

Cosmo Electrolux
Jan 7th, 2004, 12:08 PM
I had to re-read the entire thing...genius Max.

Geggy
Jan 7th, 2004, 12:10 PM
hey, i'm wondering about sledge hammer! myself, too. that show ruled.

oh, and max is one funny sonuvabitch.

mburbank
Jan 7th, 2004, 12:26 PM
Thanks. I'd always meant to get back to this series, but time hadn't allowed.

Geggy
Jan 7th, 2004, 12:28 PM
well, lets thank god for time travel.

Spectre X
Jan 7th, 2004, 03:52 PM
Max is the best person ever.

Cap'n Crunch
Jan 7th, 2004, 04:06 PM
Finally another chapter. These are actually my favorite part of Visionary Darkness. :(

Eternal_Champion
Jan 7th, 2004, 04:08 PM
Was that supposed to say 'live life in the fast life' ?

Mockery
Jan 7th, 2004, 05:21 PM
Was that supposed to say 'live life in the fast life' ?

No, it was supposed to say 'live life in the fast lane', but whatever floats your boat. ;)

Rongi
Jan 7th, 2004, 05:32 PM
Brilliant :love

I hope that fucking cannuck gets another smack in the face. I fucking hate her. You know Max, you're good at make hateable people even more hateable.