This forum has problems >:

[executioneer]

I think it should be locked and no posts should be able to be made when there's not a "Official" mockwar going on >:

Come on >:

-willie

[MLE]

i liked chojin vs immortal goat.

but that was because immortal goat didn't "get it" :(

[Stoppa]

I agree with Executioneer.

That idea would indeed save so many of you from having your asses handed to you by me.

[Emu]

Stoppa 6:32
Twice As Stoned
Twice As Cold

[executioneer]

stoppa puts his hands on asses :lol

-willie

[Schimid]

you eat shit for breakfast? :lol

[Stoppa]

I have been ever since I started verbally smackin' you lack-witted fucksticks.

[Matt Harty]

Your insults no longer hold any weight, you said fucksticks more than once in this forum.

[MEATMAN]

Stoppa 6:32
Twice As Stoned
Twice As Cold

[Emu]

Don't steal my jokes, shithead

[executioneer]

:(

-willie

[george]

do we finally have a crop of deluded winners to beat up on?

i really hope so.

[Tubesock]

God damnit, you're all a bunch of fucking no-hoper pansy-assed dick-stroking poofter-fucking anal-rimming morons who sniff farts, eat shit, and sweat failure. I was walking my dog the other day and my dog actually jumped up and said, "You know what? You're a fucking dipshit for even associating with those morons in the mockwar thread! You could have devoted your wasted time to something more productive, like painting a picture or putting a cat in a microwave. At least putting a cat in a microwave is like a science experiement. But insulting a bunch of fuckwits on an internet forum is something even I can do. And I spend most of my days digging holes and licking my anus. How stupid is THAT?! WOOF!" I thought that was fucking insane cause dogs don't talk. But he did. And he thinks you're all retarded.

I never thought I'd say this, but Stoppa is right. You're all wasting away writing retarded garbage that no one even cares about. And Stoppa, out of all people, is RIGHT (That doesn't excuse the fact that he's a dipshit playing a fantasy game where he's some super spy womaniser, when in reality he's probably in his early to mid twenties, alone, miserable, wasting his fucking life away, and so bored that he has to create this internet persona where he acts higher and mightier than all of you, even though he's the same type of reject as all of you).

So, yes. This forum should be locked unless an offical mockwar is going on because I see a total waste of talent being sucked dry in here like a hooker on Stoppa's dick (apparently. that's what he tells me -- he gets all the chicks). So, my time learning how to mock has taught me one thing: I don't need to cause it's a waste. I'd rather masturbate to furry hermaphrodite porn and stick hot needles in my nipples than even associating with the slike of you retards. You failures! You scum! You no-hopers! You anal rejects! You mediocre sons-of-bitches! You can't even aspire to do something amazing, like cure cancer. Instead you have to mock people to feel better about yourselves. You have to prey on human misery than do something that will ultimately change your dead-end life (Yes, Stoppa too).

By the way, this is my last post at these boards ever.

Seeya,

[Esuohlim]

CAN I GET THE CLIFFS NOTES FOR THAT POST? :lol

[liquidstatik]

TUBESOCK WON

[The Unseen]

Who is tubesock? :)

[ProfessorCool]

http://game-shows.chris-place.com/shows/jeopardy/images/alex-pic.jpg

Oh, I'm so sorry, the correct answer was "What is Tubesock?"

Diane you still have the board.

[MEATMAN]

I'll take "People With Single Digit IQs" for 300.

[HickMan]

:)

[george]

a person who chose to call himself tubesock really has some nerve casting dispersions.

i bet he drives a mustang.

milhouse made me laugh.

so none of this has been in vain.

[Anonymous]

THIS FORUM IS AWASH WITH HUMAN MISERY AND SUFFERING :lol

[george]

i prey on it.

http://www.goodbyemag.com/sep/goat2.gif
if this aint humor, i dont know what is

[george]

i prey on it.

http://www.regenerationreservation.org/images/kristin%20and%20wheel%20chair%20lady.jpg
if this aint humor, i dont know what is