Asshole. The hole in one's ass.

[Vladimyr]

Hey everybody. I've been checking out these forums and thought it was time to join. For some reason, at the moment, I'm at a loss for words. Trust me, that doesn't happen often.

Anyway, I look forward to meeting everyone.

-V.

EDIT: So I didn't read the guidelines for posting first. You're all going to give me a hard time and flame me and blah blah blah what the fuck ever. Shit happens, right? Flame away. I'm wearing my fireproof underwear.

[DamnthatDavid]

RUN! Before you are pulled into the pit of dispair!

[kellychaos]

Not a good start, Dracula.

[Vladimyr]

Not a good start, huh? They say you only have one shot at a first impression. By definition that has to be true so "they" are idiots.

Drag me down into your madness. I look forward to it.

[kellychaos]

Psst! Third thread down from the top. That's all I'm saying. You have your own rope now.

[Esuohlim]

YEAH YOU REALLY FUCKED UP

[Vladimyr]

Okay.......

So there's a thread for getting to know each other. There's no thread in regards to new visitors to the site. Are the moderators Nazi's or something? BFD...I missed that thread.

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

NEWBIE ALERT

Edit: The title of this thread just got owned so hard.

[Vladimyr]

I changed the title of the thread myself. So it's not near as funny as you think.

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

Ever seen a rippled nipple?

[Vladimyr]

I can't say that I have, but I can't say that I haven't. That information may or may not be classified. I, in fact, may or may not be posting this. I'm not at liberty to discuss it.

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

Ever seen a guy bite another guys nipple off? I'm not talking about gentle nibbling. I'm talking about biting a guts nipple off the way Mike Tyson bit off Evander Holyfields ear.

[Vladimyr]

I definitely have not seen that before, but I bet it would hurt like a mother fucker. Got some video of itor something? Banned from television stuff?

[Mr. Vagiclean]

I AM SO STAYING AWAY FROM THIS ONE, ONE :(

[Esuohlim]

LOOKS LIKE SUCK 'N FUCK FINALLY FOUND HIS FIRST AND POSSIBLY LAST FRIEND ON THE BOARDS.

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

No, I don't have a video, nor have I ever seen that happen. That would be freaky as shit.

[Vladimyr]

Never rule out the power of having a friend that is insane. They will bite someone's nipple off for you....

That would be some crazy shit to see. I want to see some of the shit they do in the movies...the action stuff..done for real to see the difference. I'm sure it's not nearly as exciting.

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

I want to have freaky sex with a guy's nipple.

[Vladimyr]

Uhh...yeah...m'kay.

Umm, we can't be friends....

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

so we'll be more than friends when I have freaky sex with your nipples?

[Jason]

Welcome to the board.

[Mike]

Shit happens? So this thread is an accident? It's an accident that you've just started a "hi i'm new" thread? Whatever, moron.

[Vladimyr]

Hey Jason, thanks.

Suck, you do suck. Go hump someone else's nipple

Mike, kiss a fat baby's ass.

[ultra perfect cell]

Yo! Wazzup, new guy? Welcome to I-Mockery! A word of adbice. Stay away from Hickman, Emu, Matt Hardy and Capn' Crunch. They're the nastiest most evil guys here. You have been warned. Hope you'll like being an I-Mocker. By the way, there's a funny site www.joecartoon.com. Under New Stuff, there's a movie called Joe Momma and Goanna Humpah. Watch em', they're HILARIOUS.

[Jason]

Yo! Wazzup, new guy? Welcome to I-Mockery! A word of adbice. Stay away from Hickman, Emu, Matt Hardy and Capn' Crunch. They're the nastiest most evil guys here. You have been warned. Hope you'll like being an I-Mocker. By the way, there's a funny site www.joecartoon.com. Under New Stuff, there's a movie called Joe Momma and Goanna Humpah. Watch em', they're HILARIOUS.

A proper introduction....I think a miracle has taken place.

Well don't look to have fun here Vlad..its mostly just a contest to see who can be the most sarcastic and who can be the biggest asshole..

[Anonymous]

Totally.

[Cap'n Crunch]

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[Anonymous]

Oh, nice post. :rolleyes

[ultra perfect cell]

Which the guys I mentioned above are excellent at. Until you've had put-down defense and offense training, stay clear away from them. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention Rongi. He thinks he's right about everything. Like HE'S never eaten a "greasy potato chip" in his life...... anyway, my point is, they suck. Stay well away from them.

[Anonymous]

THESE ARE ALL GOOD POINTS!!!

[Cap'n Crunch]

Which the guys I mentioned above are excellent for sex idols. I SUCK DICKS. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention MYSELF. I JERK OFF FOR about everything. Like I'VE never eaten a "greasy cock" in my life...... :rolleyes anyway, my point is, I suck. Stay well away from my gaping vagina.

HAHA FAG. :lol

[ultra perfect cell]

See what I mean, dude? The captain is bad news. He sucks cock. none of that stuff is true. Now he'll write something worse and say "yes I really did do that" or "yes I really said that". STAY AWAY FROM HIM! EVERYTHING IN THAT "quote" IS ABOUT HIM! Did you know he rapes innocent animals?

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

I have a bent dick.

[Emu]

Stay away from ...Emu... the nastiest most evil guys here.

:)

[MisSFiT]

Hi Vladimyr :)

They tried to get me to go away too, and obviously it didn't work.

Oh and kissing a fat baby's ass really isn't an insult. Cause baby's are cute unless you mean the REALLY fat baby's like the ones on Maury Povich, well then that's a totally different story.

[Schimid]

Ewwww! :x

[Vladimyr]

Thanks for all the heads up stuff, Ultra Perfect Cell. I'm not so easily bothered by assholes. I'm surrounded by them everyday. Why should my forums experience be any different?

MisSFiT, I'm talking one of those fat as hell Michelin Tire Man looking fat babies...with diarrhea. And not just diarrhea, but that mustard yellow diarrhea that only a baby can produce. Did I mention the baby also has an unknown fungus of some sort?

[ultra perfect cell]

Your welcome, Vladimyr. I hope you'll enjoy I-Mockery. What inspired you to join?

[Vladimyr]

I wandered across the forums doing some searches on Google. I'm really not sure how I ended up here, but I did. The forums are highly active, which is hard to find sometimes, and I have a lot of free time during the week while I'm at work. I just thought they looked fun.

[ultra perfect cell]

I came here from www.newgrounds.com. I believe RoG/Mr.Mockery are associates of NG. That's how I came. I clicked on "site" and here I am. After observing it for a while, I joined it.

[MisSFiT]

I'm talking one of those fat as hell Michelin Tire Man looking fat babies...with diarrhea. And not just diarrhea, but that mustard yellow diarrhea that only a baby can produce. Did I mention the baby also has an unknown fungus of some sort?

That's one hell of a baby.

[kellychaos]

There are no innocent animals. I can tell by the way they wantonly stare at me ... but I resist.

[Esuohlim]

GUYS, THIS IS A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY >: >:

[MisSFiT]

Since when? >:

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

To take an idea from my role model:

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[Captain Robo]

BASKETBALL IS MY FAVORITE SPORT I LIKE THE WAY THE DRIBBLE UP THE COURT

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

It's actually:

BASKETBALL IS MY FAVORITE SPORT I LIKE THE WAY THEY DRIBBLE UP AND DOWN THE COURT!

[Mike]

I'm just so hurt from being told to kiss a fat baby's ass. I mean, geez. How do you expect me to face the world after I've been given this horrifying command?

Why don't you go finger a llama. IN THE PEE-PEE PLACE!

[MisSFiT]

I thought Jim Duncan was your role model. >:

[Matt Harty]

http://www.angelfire.com/hi5/bella_baby/pretend.jpg

[Esuohlim]

How come every time I come here, I see "Last Post: Matt Harty" on the first 15 most recent topics? >:

[noob3]

he's a bad bread

[noob3]

all fungusy

[noob3]

don't eat that bread, dude

[Vladimyr]

I'm just so hurt from being told to kiss a fat baby's ass. I mean, geez. How do you expect me to face the world after I've been given this horrifying command?

Why don't you go finger a llama. IN THE PEE-PEE PLACE!

I'm not sure I'm familiar with the exact location of the "pee-pee place" on a llama, so I'm afraid your request will have to go unfulfilled. My most humble and sincere apologies. Or something like that...

[noob3]

lame

[Matt Harty]

How come every time I come here, I see "Last Post: Matt Harty" on the first 15 most recent topics? >:

I come when i'm at school. Nobodys here to talk to so I reply to everything and pretend.

AND IF IT'S BECAUSE YOU DONT WANNA TALK TO ME THEN FUCK YOU FAGGOT LOZL >: :/ :( :)

[Emu]

There are actually a surprisngly large amount of posters on right now for mid morning :(

[Esuohlim]

YEAH, HI BOTH OF YOU >:

[Emu]

hey

[Matt Harty]

Hello :)