If you where going to do someone on this site.

[FartinMowler]

I think I would do Glowbelly, but the young glowbelly without a hairy Italian boyfriend standing behind us. :)

[MLE]

i think i'd do chojin... >:

[Alphonse]

Everyone.

[Cap'n Crunch]

MYSELF

[James]

UP_SHUT. I said WOULD. You can't arrest me on thoughts alone. Besides, I'm gonna take her to Mexico so I can't technically get in trouble.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

definitely Jeanette, our beastmaster

[Alphonse]

I think leaving the country for the sole purpose of having sex with someone underage is still illegal, James. :( But, then again, who cares about legality?

[James]

MY NAME IS ALPHONSE I DON'T GET JOKES.

[executioneer]

i like all the ladiezz :wank

-willie

[Jixby Phillips]

There aren't any girls here anymore.

[MisSFiT]

Yes there is. :/

[MLE]

you don't count

[ProfessorCool]

What are you guys doing?

[Schimid]

>: OPERATIONSCUZBUCKET >:

[Protoclown]

Mock, of course.

[Snatchtastic]

Broomsticks and the dancing horse :D

[MisSFiT]

you don't count

Yes I do. >:

[Big McLargehuge]

I am a virgin :picklehat.

[SMN]

I'm proud of my virginity... But I'd probably..... nevermind.

[Matt Harty]

Fuck yourself? JUST SAY IT :lol

[SMN]

be Chojin's bitch... Of course fuck myself!

[Esuohlim]

I THINK HOLLYCAUST SHOULD POST IN THIS THREAD AND GIVE JAMES THE BUSINESS

[executioneer]

I'D FUCK HEATER MICHELLE AM I RIGHT FELLAS :picklehat

-willie

[MLE]

Chojin is mine >:

[Esuohlim]

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/spazboy3/img/tongue2.jpg

:eek

[executioneer]

http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/heather.gif

HAWT

-willie

[Helm]

I'd do protoclown just to shut him up.

[GADZOOKS]

I do milhouse, but i don't think masturbation counts :lol

[Esuohlim]

DEAR ADMINS

I DON'T FEEL LIKE USING GADZOOKS ANYMORE. CAN YOU PLEASE DELETE HIS ACOUNT OR BAN HIS IP ADDRESS. THANKS

[Geggy]

if it wasn't for the korn tattoo, i'd do lenor.

[GADZOOKS]

DEAR ADMINS, PLEASE BAN MILHOUSE, HIS ALL CAPS EXSTRAVAGANZA IS A BAD HABIT THAT INFECTS THE YOUNG ONES, AND HIS DAD GOES TO GAY BARS

[Lenor]

Someone wants to 'do' me.. hahhahaha..

hmm.. Defintly chojin for getting me the hello kitty clock for christmas last year :)

and of course blackflag and noob.

[Protoclown]

I'd do protoclown just to shut him up.

:love HELM :love

Hey, you have to admit though, I haven't bitched about that stuff in a LONG time now.

[noob3]

and we're all happy you came out of the closet : )

[SMN]

y'know noob, I've been a little hot for you...

( :puke )

[Perndog]

Protoclown, of course.

[Sicktodeathmx]

I'd do that one guy... Um... Oh wait. I am married.

[Geggy]

but if you werent married and you could do anyone in this forum then who would you do? we wont tell your husband. we promise. really. its not like we know him, you know? cuz if we knew him, we would tell him, right? oh, stop it. tell us now. yeah. i'm all ears now. this is exciting. you're going to tell the whole forum who you would like to do. isn't this exciting, folks? ok, we're ready. mmm mm.

[Comrade Rocket]

I WOULD DO SAM, HES MY SECKSY BITCH.

of course his new name is Cocky McBlock

[Sicktodeathmx]

Edit: I take back the previous statement "I would do Alphonse" I think Rog is hot.

[kellychaos]

I'd do Chojin just for the sake of his getting Lenor a "Hello Kitty" clock ... then pull out and fling it on Lenor's Korn tattoo.

[glowbelly]

:(

[noob3]

i only didn't say it because you're my mom :(

[glowbelly]

hehe. i was :( because the idea of fartin wantin to do me made me sad.

[executioneer]

I DIDNT SAY IT TOO BECAUSE YOU NEVER SAID IF I WAS A RELATION :(

-willie

[glowbelly]

you can be my cousin ;)

[Geggy]

this is for lenor

i wanna make some clitty clitty bang bang
with the miss little slutty thang
bang bang
i wanna make some clitty clitty bang bang
with the miss little slutty thang
bang bang
i wanna make some clitty clitty bang bang
with the miss little slutty thang
bang bang
i wanna make some clitty clitty bang bang
with the miss little slutty thang
bang bang

:wink :wink :wink

[executioneer]

first cousin or second :o

-willie

[glowbelly]

third :eek

[pjalne]

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/spazboy3/img/tongue2.jpg

:eek

My tongue is like that.

[glowbelly]

are you braggin? :lol

[pjalne]

Are you willin?

http://www.encyclopedia-obscura.com/ext/tunge.jpg

[glowbelly]

willin to what? brag? no. i would be more than willing, however, to cut that nasty tongue out of your mouth. just name the time and place. ;)

[pjalne]

Good >: I'll see what I can squeeze into my schedule then >:

[glowbelly]

somebody doesn't get winks :(

[pjalne]

I wasn't mad for real :) I can't be mad at you :)

[Lenor]

uhh... No comment...

[GarishBitch]

interesting question. here's my list of mockery's sexiest mockers (in no particular order):

:meat doopa
:meat glowbelly
:meat LegoLars
:meat DiRt GuY

[liquidstatik]

I think glowbelly and Daphne are both real pretty. :( I wouldn't secks 'em up though. :o

[PILLOWFIGHT]

I think glowbelly and Daphne are both real pretty. :( I wouldn't secks 'em up though. :o

HAy!!!!! >:

[liquidstatik]

OH AND PILLOWFIGHT... I WOULD TOTALLY DO HER! 8-)


EDIT: Actually, I've nevar seen you so... :(


BUT IM SURE YER HOTCAEKS LOL

[PILLOWFIGHT]

YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT BEFORE YOUR MARRIED!!!!! :(

[liquidstatik]

WE CAN GET MARRIED :(

[Protoclown]

My tongue is like that too

And I have two pretty boys who would fuck me

[pjalne]

We should french and then everybody would be grossed out and horny all at once. It's a goldmine.

[Dole]

mostly grossed out

[Cosmo Electrolux]

yuck...blech....>:

[SMN]

BISEXUALS get grosed out and horny at the same time.

[Supafly345]

You are all too white to "do." Spend some time in the sun for goodness sake's.

[The Unseen]

I'd do Hobo Renee :rolleyes

[Big McLargehuge]

So about that I-mockery sex club ;)

[Studio8]

Missfit

[liquidstatik]

No. Studio8. :)

[HickMan]

FEELEVIL >: :blackkokk

[Pub Lover]

Just one? :(

um... :love Jin :love

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

I'd fuck myself.

[HickMan]

You seriously post way too much.

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

Stupid hick.

[HickMan]

Sorry. I'm out of my leauge :(

[Sicktodeathmx]

If I were a guy, I'd do Marylin666.
Yep.

[Jixby Phillips]

I'd fuck myself.

I was going to suggest you do the same thing!

OMG SICKTODEATHMX YOU SHOULD DO HER EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE A GIRL THAT"D BE HAWT :lol

[Sicktodeathmx]

Uh.. She's fat :(

[Jixby Phillips]

YOURE PHAT ;)

[Lenor]

You gotta love it..

More cushion the more pushin.. ;)

[HickMan]

You'd sufficate. Look at what happened to her rapist :/

[FartinMowler]

hehe. i was because the idea of fartin wantin to do me made me sad.


typical american woman... :/ I have a beautiful wife and two very pretty daughters and honestly don't think Glowbelly attractive, but on a whole for this site, she can be amusing and some pictures is cute but mostly she is rude and like most of her american friends extremely self centered and crude (the vibrator thing)

[Skulhedface]

I wouldn't even do me.

[Terra]

As I'm new here I would probably be willing to do anybody. :)

Tara

[Emu]

You spelled your name wrong.

[Terra]

No I didn't.

Tara is my name.

Terra is my moniker. :)

[Emu]

Oh. Okay.

[Dixie]

i'd do anyone here that likes def leppard.

[Dole]

"mostly she is rude and like most of her american friends extremely self centered and crude (the vibrator thing)"

A crude lady!! Heaven forfend!! Draw the net curtains Marjorie, the heathens are discussing illicit subjects again!!

Glowbelly is one groovy gal.

[glowbelly]

SOMEBODY has a bad case of penis envy and i know for a fact that it isn't dole ;)

[Dole]

Oh I don't know.....two would be fantastic.

[glowbelly]

you can borrow mine anytime

[Dole]

Glowbelly has a winkle!!

[Pub Lover]

http://www.geocities.com/ecskxtreame/zoo01.txt
:love JIN :love

[da blob]

Mockery. "Useful fucking" concept.