Terror Alert has been lowered to...

[ProfessorCool]

:party MELLOW YELLOW! :party


Yah! We get our Pool Privilages back!!!

[Emu]

But I don't own any yellow shirts. The terrorists win again.

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

Dubya has a stinky pinky.

[Esuohlim]

I want to see them raise it to red for the fun of it. Only for a day or so, just before the looting and arson gets really out of control.

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

I concur. Let's raise it to red just for shits and giggles.

[Emu]

The only people who'll freak out are the ones who're so far away from the "accident" that it couldn't possibly affect them ever in any way.

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

The only people who'll freak out are the ones who're so far away from the "accident" that it couldn't possibly affect them ever in any way.
This is so true. Really.

[Emu]

I remember on the 11th people here in Illinois were pulling kids out of school. :(

[Mr. Vagiclean]

:( I watched the whole damn thing and they kept the kids in because its across the bridge which meant= imminent death after exiting the school they said

[HickMan]

I want to see what happens when it turns to bashe..or mauve. then we can calm down and stupids can shut up.

[Stabby]

I remember on the 11th people here in Illinois were pulling kids out of school. :(

I remember that. I went to school in southern Illinois then and I remember people getting all panicky, "It could happen here!" Sorry Jed but I don't think the terrorists have even heard of southern Illinois, now give me my gyro.

[Emu]

Bashe? You mean beige?

[MisSFiT]

Then you have the people who would go out of their way to buy plastic and duct tape to seal their windows incase of germ warfare.

I think I would rather die within a day than have three to four days to ponder my own death as the hazardous fumes seep through the cracks of the window seal.

[executioneer]

caring about what the terror alert is :rolleyes

-willie

[Captain Robo]

THERE IS A 20% CHANCE OF TERROR OVER THE WEEKEND.

[DamnthatDavid]

with a 90% chance of high stupidity around the country.

[ProfessorCool]

caring about what the terror alert is :rolleyes

-willie

CODE RED

[Captain Robo]

SUNDAY'S STORM WILL FEATURE RAINING SUICIDE BOMBERS AND HIJACKED AIRPLANES.

[Esuohlim]

I had an idea once that we should change Santa to "Osama bin Santa Claus". Then everyone will tell kids that he crashes a plane through your house and then gives you presents.

It was a stupid idea. :(

[uplinked]

They only closed our video store (yes we only have one, and it sucks) for the 12th. Oh well, my friends dad who owned the other one still has over 500 porn videos.

[Emu]

I had an idea once that we should change Santa to "Osama bin Santa Claus". Then everyone will tell kids that he crashes a plane through your house and then gives you presents.

It was a stupid idea. :(

lol :(

[MisSFiT]

If Osama Bin Laden was Santa Claus then everyone could be miserable about Christmas!!!

Nevermind...
they already are. :(

[Esuohlim]

Shut up

[GADZOOKS]

If you didn't notice, my buddy milhouse, doesn't like you so leave him alone. >: >: >:

[Mr. Vagiclean]

You terrorist >:

[GADZOOKS]

Don't you mean BIZARRO TERRORIST :AquaTeenageMuntantNinjaSpaceGhost

[Mr. Vagiclean]

STOP STRIKING FEAR INTO MY HEART :lol >:

[Esuohlim]

GADZOOKS is really bugging the fuck out of me. >:

[Emu]

Me too. :( You should murder him.

[GADZOOKS]

Emu, you have the most disgusting avatar, as milhouse would say "GET LAID" followed by 3 Angry Emotioncons.

Heres a song!!!

Meet Milhouse, who's lived most everywhere,
From I Mockery to Adult Swim Square.
But Gadzook's only seen the sights
A girl can see from the toilet — What a crazy pair!

But they're cousins,
Identical cousins all the way.
One pair of matching bookends,
Different as night and day.

Where Milhouse adores a laugh or two
The Ballet Russes, and crepe suzette,
Our GADZOOKS loves to rock and roll,
A MADNESS makes her lose bowel control — What a wild duet!

Still, they're cousins,
Identical cousins and you'll find,
They laugh alike, they walk alike,
At times they even talk alike —
You can lose your mind,
When cousins are two of a kind.

[Emu]

That's amazing

[GADZOOKS]

Dont you mean BIZZARO Amazing!!! :Dexterssealabradorretriever

[Command Prompt]

You know what I just figured out?

Rebecca Romain-Stamos is married to JOHN STAMOS! Fuck man, where have I been. I thought she just had a funny last name.

Hi this is my wife, who's worked with Brian De Plama, and Sir Ian McKellen, and other cool people. Me? I'm UNCLE FUCKING JESSE and I do commercials for 10-10-321! SHOOT ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW PLEEEEEASE CHRIST I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE

:( :( :( :(

[GADZOOKS]

Dont you mean BIZZARO Amazing!!! :Dexterssealabradorretriever