HELP NEED ADVCIE

[PILLOWFIGHT]

I LKNWO ALOT OFD YOU ARE EXPERICEN (IM NOT SAYING ANYONE BUT I THINK YOU ALL KNOW *WHO* I MEAN) I NEED ADVICE FOR MY FUTURE HUSBAND :

AT MY SCHOOL WE GET LIBRARY BOOKS SOMETIEMS BECUASE THEY ARE DELIVERED BY THE COURIER TO THE LIBRARY ON MONDAYS TUESDAYS AND FRIDAYS @ 12 I MOSTLY GO FROM LUNCH TO THE LIBRARY AT THAT TIME SO I CAN SEE HIM!! I INLY SEE HIM *SOME* TIMES BEUCASE YOU NEVBER KNOW BECUASE HAS HAAS THE BOOKS (I DONT KNOW SHUT UP).

ONCE I WAS WALKING AROUND UPSATIRS AND I SAW HIM SO I HAD TO RUN OVER AND WALK BEHIND HIM QUIELTY AND I FOLLOWED HIMS DOWN THE THREE FLIGHTS TO THE LOBBY AND HE HELD THE DOOR FRO ME *SWOON* I DONT CARE I THINK HES OLD HE WEARS HATS SOMETIEMS

PS HES THE ONLY BOY ALLOWED IN MY SCHOOL SHUT UP I NEED ADIVE *HELP*!!THNSK IN ADVANCE

[Emu]

Run up to him next time you see him and grab his crotch as hard as you can and pull. Men love that.

[Big McLargehuge]

you should tell him you like to sleep with girsl cause that is hawt

[ScruU2wice]

I DONT CARE I THINK HES OLD HE WEARS HATS SOMETIEMS


:lol

[Snatchtastic]

i LIKE THE BUNNY! :)

[MisSFiT]

yuo sohlud hvea sxe whit mhi.
koya?

[PILLOWFIGHT]

GUSY THATS NOT HELPFUL *AT ALL*!!

IM GOING TO START ORDEREING MORE BOOKS SO HE CAMN DELIVER MORE OKAY!!

[MrAdventure]

ask him what kinds of books he likes :-) if he gets all mad because it's "only my job it doesnt mean i like books!!!!!" tehn well say "me netihr" i mean it's for love yeah you have to lie to get to love :-D

[noob3]

Be like, "Yo, book guy!"

He'll turn around, he might ask "Yes?" or "What?"

This is when you do that girly bow curtsey thing or however it's spelled, ask him if he likes smoothies

he might say yes or ask why a beautiful young lady such as yourself is doing talking to such a wretch

keep up the chatter ask if he wants a jamba juice

he'll finally break down because all men just want thier cock up a vagina you might have to buy him the jamba juice but he'll fuck you in his van

[liquidstatik]

yuo sohlud hvea sxe whit mhi.
koya?
>:

[MisSFiT]

What?

She should be able to read that since that is what her post looked like.

[Jixby Phillips]

http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10027000/10027924.jpg

YOU should be able to read that because THATS what YOUR post looked like :rolleyes

[Captain Robo]

IF HIS NAME RHYMES WITH SOMETHING LIKE "SEXY" OR "LOVE MUFFIN" THEN YOU CAN CALL HIM THAT :D

[MisSFiT]

http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10027000/10027924.jpg

YOU should be able to read that because THATS what YOUR post looked like :rolleyes


Hey thanks!!! :)

[PILLOWFIGHT]

MISSSFITS I DIDNT SAY QUOTES WERE ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD YOU'RE BANNED :lol

[Jason]

Be like, "Yo, book guy!"

He'll turn around, he might ask "Yes?" or "What?"

This is when you do that girly bow curtsey thing or however it's spelled, ask him if he likes smoothies

he might say yes or ask why a beautiful young lady such as yourself is doing talking to such a wretch

keep up the chatter ask if he wants a jamba juice

he'll finally break down because all men just want thier cock up a vagina you might have to buy him the jamba juice but he'll fuck you in his van

TAKE ADVICE FROM THIS GUY, HE IS GOOD.

[PILLOWFIGHT]

SMOOTHIE KING!!!!!! :(

[MisSFiT]

MISSSFITS I DIDNT SAY QUOTES WERE ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD YOU'RE BANNED :lol

UH OH I JST QUTOED YO, NOW WAT R U GOIN TA DP???///????///??

[Studio8]

http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10027000/10027924.jpg

YOU should be able to read that because THATS what YOUR post looked like :rolleyes

This is what your post looked like. Seriously.

[liquidstatik]

PILLOWFIGHT: Stop lieking him and start lieking me. ;(

[PILLOWFIGHT]

updtaes: i never see the courier anymore i dont knwo where he is!!!!!1

liquidstalk: uuhhhhf :lol

[MisSFiT]

Learn how to spell you fucking moron. >:

[Big McLargehuge]

The is a thread where you help pillowfight, jerkface.

[liquidstatik]

liquidstalk: uuhhhhf :lol

:(

[PILLOWFIGHT]

Learn how to spell you fucking moron. >:

SHUT UP BITCHJ :lol

[PILLOWFIGHT]

liquidstalk: uuhhhhf :lol

:(

IM JSUST KIDDING WERE STILL FRENDS!!!!! :(

[liquidstatik]

THAT'S COOL. :( MAYBE WE CAN BE LOVARS LATER. :(

[MisSFiT]

Learn how to spell you fucking moron. >:

SHUT UP BITCHJ :lol

:lol JST KDINGING. CN WEEEE BEE FREND TO

[liquidstatik]

HI MISSFIT! ;D

[MisSFiT]

HI LIQUIDSTATIK ;D

[PILLOWFIGHT]

THIS THREADS CLOSES SORRY GUYS!!! :{

[liquidstatik]

Awe. ;(

[PILLOWFIGHT]

Awe. ;(

EXCEPT FOR YOU :babydust

[liquidstatik]

I WUVS YEW ;D

[Studio8]

Roses for everyone!!!!!

`~~~8--

[Jixby Phillips]

Dear MisSFiT,

you are a stupid fucking cunt. I hope you die.

Jixby

[MisSFiT]

Dear Jixiby,

Hey thanks again!!! :)

You are so sweet.
You never know you may actually get your wish Jixiby.
Since I'm driving across the entire country in a few days, by myself. You never know what the weather holds, or what kind of creeps are out there.
But if I do die, I'll think of you and know that I'm making someones dream come true.

Sincerelly,
MisSFiT

[The Retro Kat]

MISSSFITS I DIDNT SAY QUOTES WERE ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD YOU'RE BANNED :lol

LOL :(