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Mad Melvin
Jan 12th, 2004, 05:44 AM
I have to go to the military in two hours! :chatter Ill be gone for at least six months. So goodbye and all that. oh, almost forgot: ULTRA FAGGY McFAG CELL, FUCK YOU! that is all. dismissed.
Jixby Phillips
Jan 12th, 2004, 06:14 AM
You should cause lots of trouble like in UP THE ACADEMY:

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Dole
Jan 12th, 2004, 06:39 AM
Its a real shame its national service and you have no choice because otherwise we could say 'haha its your fault anyone fucking dumb enough to join the military deserves everything they get'.
Jeanette X
Jan 12th, 2004, 10:01 AM
Goodbye, solider. :tear

For God, Mom, and apple pie! :salutes
ProfessorCool
Jan 12th, 2004, 05:19 PM
He lives in finland, Jean.

Unless he likes apple pie :(
executioneer
Jan 12th, 2004, 06:10 PM
plus I don't think they have God in Finland either :lol

-willie
A.S.H.
Jan 13th, 2004, 08:57 AM
So what do they do in the Finnish Army? I mean...I don't know what I mean. DOLPHINS! Yah, maybe they'll be there. Only they'll be without their fins, cause they were taken for the Fin Army, after all, can't be a Fin Army without Dol-Fins, otherwise, you know, you'd be without a Fin from a Dol. Yyyyup......

No food and no sleep make you suck at being funny.
Jeanette X
Jan 13th, 2004, 11:09 AM
Allow me to revise:

For God, Mom, and korppu! :salutes
DamnthatDavid
Jan 13th, 2004, 01:55 PM
Go forth! And be victorious over thy enemies!
Die for your country in glorious battle.

Wait... Are the Fins at war with anyone? I understand why N. Korea and Isreal have a standard military stay for every citizen, but why Finland?
kellychaos
Jan 13th, 2004, 03:59 PM
Because it's cold outside and nobody would train in that weather voluntarily.
Suck 'n' Fuck
Jan 13th, 2004, 10:14 PM
Wait... Are the Fins at war with anyone? I understand why N. Korea and Isreal have a standard military stay for every citizen, but why Finland?
Because Finland does not trust Russia to not assfuck them like they did in 1939-1940.
DamnthatDavid
Jan 13th, 2004, 10:25 PM
That just stupid. I don't see the French forming a giant army just incase the Germans decided to follow tradition and instict and lay waste to the froggies. Dumbass Fins, why don't they just rest under the protective umbrella of the United States like all other pathetic nations.
Captain Robo
Jan 13th, 2004, 10:32 PM
DO YOUR NIPPLES GET HARD IN THE COLD?
ultra perfect cell
Jan 16th, 2004, 12:43 AM
In other words, I have six glorious months to be free of your remarks about my mom. All I can say is, good luck, fucktard.
Mad Melvin
Jan 23rd, 2004, 03:31 PM
WEEE! I got to come home for the weekend. The military isn´t really that bad, when you get use to getting up early. And the reason why the army is mandatory in Finland is simple: If we didnt have enough soldiers we would be an easy target.
oh, and shooting is FUN! We all got our own weapon: The RK62. Its a modified version of the AK47. Its accurate and it doesnt have any mailfunctions. Next week we get to fire a bazooka. Its gonna be fun. :) oh yeah, almost forgot: HOW IS YOUR MOM DOING ULTRA SHITTY CELL?
MISTER BIG T
Jan 23rd, 2004, 03:37 PM
Are the Fins at war with anyone?

Naah, but everyone gets militiar trainings just incase.

Because Finland does not trust Russia to not assfuck them like they did in 1939-1940.

Actually, we banquished an army almost... I'm pretty sure the russians were 1.5 million and the finns had about 50 000 something... Don't know why I always mention that when someone speaks of Russian and Finland, must be mental unstability.

Mad Melvin: Uskomatonta. Toinen hullu Suomalainen? :confused Pelottavaa.
HickMan
Jan 23rd, 2004, 03:44 PM
And I want you to remember..That no bastard EVER won a war...BY DYING FOR HIS COUNTRY...
ultra perfect cell
Jan 23rd, 2004, 03:52 PM
Now I almost envy you....you get to fire a BAZOOKA?!?! OMFG! My mom is fine, by the way.
HickMan
Jan 23rd, 2004, 03:55 PM
A BAZOOKA AT YOUR MOM! :lol
ultra perfect cell
Jan 23rd, 2004, 04:27 PM
HICKMAN! I thought we were friends! :tear :wah
Supafly345
Jan 23rd, 2004, 05:44 PM
Yes, very good. Now run along back to the toys and video game forums before your mother finds out what you have been up to young man.
ultra perfect cell
Jan 23rd, 2004, 06:06 PM
STFU asshole.
Anonymous
Jan 23rd, 2004, 07:14 PM
Hey, don't you corral him into the gaming forum.
HickMan
Jan 23rd, 2004, 09:14 PM
There should be a comple forum named UPC and that's the only place he can post. And we can't post there. :(
Supafly345
Jan 23rd, 2004, 10:01 PM
I was just about to suggest a playpen for little UPC as well.
ultra perfect cell
Jan 23rd, 2004, 10:06 PM
Go back to raping innocent animals, shitwipes!
HickMan
Jan 23rd, 2004, 10:08 PM
Go back SHUTTING THE FUCK UP >:
DamnthatDavid
Jan 23rd, 2004, 10:23 PM
Animals ain't innocent... All of them are evil sonovabitches who will drink the blood of man if given a chance.
ultra perfect cell
Jan 24th, 2004, 10:49 AM
Some animals are innocent.
MISTER BIG T
Jan 24th, 2004, 11:20 AM
Some animals are innocent.

No ones innocent before proven otherwise!
HickMan
Jan 24th, 2004, 01:08 PM
Shut up
Studio8
Jan 24th, 2004, 02:18 PM
oooooooooooooooooooh
Matt Harty
Jan 24th, 2004, 02:27 PM
Shut up.
Studio8
Jan 24th, 2004, 02:29 PM
oh
george
Jan 24th, 2004, 03:44 PM
studio8 "taking animals innocence since 1979"

the excitement of this all has obviously made it hard for him to think.

http://www.goodbyemag.com/sep/goat2.gif
i'm not gay, i was raped by studio8
Suck 'n' Fuck
Jan 24th, 2004, 03:54 PM
If you're so smart, then explain THIS!
george
Jan 24th, 2004, 03:56 PM
your his unholy cross species child?
Studio8
Jan 25th, 2004, 04:57 PM
Man, you really fit in.
Matt Harty
Jan 25th, 2004, 05:13 PM
You really need to shut the fuck up.
Esuohlim
Jan 25th, 2004, 05:25 PM
NEW PLAN EVERYONE. LET'S PRETEND THAT STUDIO8 IS COOL. ONCE WE LULL HIM INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY, WE CAN SPILL THE BEANS ON HIM AND TELL WE WERE PRETENDING! LOLL LOLL LOLL
Matt Harty
Jan 25th, 2004, 05:28 PM
YOU LAY DOWN AND ILL PUSH HIM OVER YOU :secret
HickMan
Jan 25th, 2004, 05:54 PM
http://www.g33kd.net/whoreable/uploads/cpavatar.jpg
THIS IS THE MOST FUCKING UGLY PICTURE I'VE EVER SEEN >: Change it you fish >:
Supafly345
Jan 25th, 2004, 06:04 PM
YOU LAY DOWN AND ILL PUSH HIM OVER YOU :secretInteresting way to commit rape. Thats for damn sure.

Edit: Nevermind. Its been done.
Studio8
Jan 25th, 2004, 07:00 PM
Man, I really fit in.
Rongi
Jan 25th, 2004, 07:04 PM
Your site isn't funny and I don't like you and you're the ugliest motherfucker I've ever met.
Studio8
Jan 25th, 2004, 07:11 PM
We've never met.
HickMan
Jan 25th, 2004, 07:15 PM
Ho! Isn't that funny? I just realized. YOU'VE NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP
Studio8
Jan 25th, 2004, 07:22 PM
Even though they are being pricks for no apparent reason, Esuohlim and Harty are funny people. You just seem like you are following them around, saying things like "Shut up" every now and then in hopes of being funny. Really, you're just an unfunny and very weiner-like "bully."
HickMan
Jan 25th, 2004, 07:30 PM
If you're even talking to me. I don't care. You post after me WAY too much and ruin my already un-funny jokes about you, Suck 'n' Fuck, or MadMax. Plus, you're gay. :/
ultra perfect cell
Jan 25th, 2004, 07:55 PM
I think your jokes are somewhat funny. Are we still friends, Hickman?
Suck 'n' Fuck
Jan 25th, 2004, 07:57 PM
If you're even talking to me. I don't care. You post after me WAY too much and ruin my already un-funny jokes about you, Suck 'n' Fuck, or MadMax. Plus, you're gay. :/
Dumb hick.
HickMan
Jan 25th, 2004, 08:30 PM
I think your jokes are somewhat funny. Are we still friends, Hickman?

:lol I'm never posting in this thread again.
george
Jan 25th, 2004, 11:12 PM
he said i fit in :love

imagine that.