SHOCKED AND APPALLED [Archive]

Brandon

Jan 12th, 2004, 10:54 AM

So I'm sitting in the computer lab, right? Right next to me is a textbook nerd (thick glasses, narrow head, greasy hair, braces, and a slight wheezing noise). My eyes glance to the right slightly and just happen to catch a glimpse of what's on his screen...

SICK BONDAGE PORN! SICK ASIAN BONDAGE PORN. Sweet Jesus!

noob3

Jan 12th, 2004, 10:59 AM

dude he probably can't afford a computer at his house and he obvliously isn't getting any sex with that perfect nerd stereotype thing going on so let him look at his asian bondage porn, fucker

mburbank

Jan 12th, 2004, 11:39 AM

Public masturbation is a constituitional right.

noob3

Jan 12th, 2004, 11:44 AM

thats what im saying soem fucker all up on me yelling shocked and appauled im trying to beat off man get away

Brandon

Jan 12th, 2004, 01:40 PM

Another thing my wandering eyes beheld:

He appeared to to be researching a Bondage CONVENTION. "Bon Con 2004," I believe. He must be even more into it than I thought.

James

Jan 12th, 2004, 01:42 PM

He was looking up the date of this year's convention for his mom.

DamnthatDavid

Jan 12th, 2004, 01:44 PM

Argh, talk about opposites.

It would be like finding out your Hero dresses up in drag and performs tricks on the corner of Pacific Ave and 121st.

(my hero is Superman)

Bennett

Jan 12th, 2004, 02:00 PM

(my hero is WHATTHEFUCKAREYOUTALKINGABOUT?)

Spectre X

Jan 12th, 2004, 04:15 PM

THE MENTAL IMAGING! IT RUINS MY THOUGHTS!

Command Prompt

Jan 12th, 2004, 07:06 PM

whats wrong with having a narrow head? :(

Captain Robo

Jan 12th, 2004, 09:47 PM

LOO I BET HE GOES TO I-MOCKERY AND POSTS ABOUT HOW THE GUY NEXT TO HIM LOOKS AT ASIAN BONDAGE PORN.

Drev

Jan 12th, 2004, 10:16 PM

You do knwo he probably has a giant penis. :(

Brandon

Jan 12th, 2004, 10:17 PM

LOO I BET HE GOES TO I-MOCKERY AND POSTS ABOUT HOW THE GUY NEXT TO HIM LOOKS AT ASIAN BONDAGE PORN.
I BET HE GOES TO I-MOCKERY AND POSTS ABOUT THE GUY WHO STARTED A THREAD ABOUT HOW THE GUY NEXT TO HIM LOOKS AT ASIAN BONDAGE PORN.

Mr. Vagiclean

Jan 12th, 2004, 10:18 PM

LOO, WHAT DO YOU KNOW, SHCOCKED AND APALLED

Captain Robo

Jan 12th, 2004, 10:27 PM

Brandon

Jan 12th, 2004, 10:28 PM

LOO I BET YOU'RE A HUGE FAG >:

AND I WAS RIGHT >:
OMG, HOW DID YOU EVER COME UP WITH THAT CLEVER RETORT?

Ninjavenom

Jan 12th, 2004, 11:35 PM

(my hero is superman)

It's too bad your hero isn't mute, because then you might aspire to SHUT UP

Geggy

Jan 13th, 2004, 12:05 AM

but atlas, he can fly so it might aspire him to JUMP OFF THE TOP OF EMPIRE STATE BUILDING!

Captain Robo

Jan 13th, 2004, 06:47 AM

LOO I BET YOU'RE A HUGE FAG >:

AND I WAS RIGHT >:
OMG, HOW DID YOU EVER COME UP WITH THAT CLEVER RETORT?

I GOT IT FROM WWW.JOKES.COM FOR LAUGHS :)

Jason

Jan 13th, 2004, 08:23 AM

Haha all very entertaining

A.S.H.

Jan 13th, 2004, 08:51 AM

For some reason this crazy bullshit gets a lot funnier at 4:56 AM.

Matt Harty

Jan 13th, 2004, 10:52 AM

Haha all very entertaining

THANK YOU

For some reason this crazy bullshit gets a lot funnier at 4:56 AM.

THANK YOU

Captain Robo

Jan 13th, 2004, 10:26 PM

WUDOIN PIGLOAF :hat

Anonymous

Jan 13th, 2004, 10:29 PM

FUCK OFF, ROBO :picklehat

Esuohlim

Jan 13th, 2004, 10:31 PM

I would have been happier with this thread if it was called "SHOCKED AND AWED", but I guess it's a little dated :picklehat

>:

Captain Robo

Jan 13th, 2004, 10:34 PM

HEY CHOJIN, WHY DON'T YOU GO AND FUCK A GUY IN THE BUTT :picklehat

Anonymous

Jan 13th, 2004, 10:34 PM

HAHA, YOU'RE SUCH A KIDDER, FAT MAN :picklehat

Captain Robo

Jan 13th, 2004, 10:35 PM

NO REALLY, I WAS SERIOUS :picklehat

MLE

Jan 13th, 2004, 10:36 PM

that would be funnier if he didn't have a girlfriend.

:themoreyouknow

Anonymous

Jan 13th, 2004, 10:36 PM

I KNOW, IT'S GREAT! I'M REALLY GAY AND YOU'RE REALLY FAT! :lol UNFORTUNATELY, THIS SET-UP ONLY ALLOWS FOR ONE OF US TO ENJOY A SOCIAL LIFE, WHILE ALLOWING THE OTHER TO ROLL AROUND IN A BEAN BAG CHAIR FILLED WITH WHIPPED CREAM.

Captain Robo

Jan 13th, 2004, 10:39 PM

ALL I AM HEARING FROM YOU RIGHT NOW IS "I'M A FAG, I'M A FAG, I LIKE TO TAKE COCKS IN MY ASS :picklehat"

Mr. Vagiclean

Jan 13th, 2004, 10:40 PM

GAME OVER, GAME-OVER :(

Cap'n Crunch

Jan 13th, 2004, 10:41 PM

HOLY SHIT IT'S THE COSBY SHOW WITH SINBAD ON IT EVERYONE TURN ON NICK AT NIGHT. :(

Mr. Vagiclean

Jan 13th, 2004, 10:47 PM

FUCK NICK, IT AIN'T FUN WITHOUT THE NIGS, BECAUSE I AM A HICK, YOU SPIC? :(

MLE

Jan 13th, 2004, 10:47 PM

i still hate you :)

Captain Robo

Jan 13th, 2004, 10:48 PM

I'M MAKING FRIENDS ON THE INTERNET :boot

Cap'n Crunch

Jan 13th, 2004, 10:48 PM

FUCK NICK, IT AIN'T FUN WITHOUT THE NIGS, BECAUSE I AM A HICK, YOU SPIC? :(

WHAT THE FUCK >:

Captain Robo

Jan 13th, 2004, 11:03 PM

WAT A PRIC :lol

MLE

Jan 13th, 2004, 11:08 PM

that's spelled with a "k", homo

Captain Robo

Jan 13th, 2004, 11:09 PM

WAT A DIC >:

noob3

Jan 13th, 2004, 11:10 PM

captain robo is the fattest member here :lol

Anonymous

Jan 13th, 2004, 11:12 PM

http://www.popnko.com/imock/Archived/captainfagetS.jpg

THAT'S NOT TRUE I WENT TO GENESEE VALLEY BUT MY TOES FATTED OUT OF MY SNEAKERS WHEN WE WERE IN THE CANOE :(

Captain Robo

Jan 13th, 2004, 11:14 PM

I TOOK THAT WHEN I WAS THIRTEEN YOU PEDOPHILE :lol

noob3

Jan 13th, 2004, 11:15 PM

so you're even fatter now that you're 14?

Anonymous

Jan 13th, 2004, 11:15 PM

BLUB BLUB THAT BLUB BLUB WAS BLUB BLUB YOU BLUB? :lol

noob3

Jan 13th, 2004, 11:17 PM

lol do u want a twinkie robot you little fatty you

MLE

Jan 13th, 2004, 11:18 PM

i'll help chip in for that

Anonymous

Jan 13th, 2004, 11:19 PM

robo doesn't need your money. he has wealth beyond measure from modelling in ultra-husky jcpenny childrens' wear.

Studio8

Jan 13th, 2004, 11:20 PM

DON'T MENTION CHIPS IN THIS THREAD!

Captain Robo

Jan 13th, 2004, 11:21 PM

HAY NO FAIR, YOU'VE GOT PERFECT CELL ON YOUR SIDE >:

DEAR ME, WHAT AM I TO DO :(

noob3

Jan 13th, 2004, 11:21 PM

watch out studio8 even the fatty could best you i'd back out of this one while you could! and that's in all serious because you fucking suck :(

Captain Robo

Jan 13th, 2004, 11:23 PM

THAT'S NOT FUNNY, I'M ANOREXIC YOU KNOW >:

noob3

Jan 13th, 2004, 11:24 PM

do you eat in your sleep?

Captain Robo

Jan 13th, 2004, 11:26 PM

STOP IT YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME THROW UP >:

noob3

Jan 13th, 2004, 11:39 PM

you have your eating disorders mixed up : ( does your brain have an excess of fatty cells? : (

Captain Robo

Jan 13th, 2004, 11:47 PM

I'M GLAD THERE'S TOO MUCH FAT IN MY EYES FOR ME TO SEE YOUR FAGGY POSTS :rolleyes

noob3

Jan 13th, 2004, 11:51 PM

haha fatboy resorting to words like faggy :) i must have touched one of his nerves

i'm sorry :)

Captain Robo

Jan 13th, 2004, 11:55 PM

THAT'S IT, I'M GOING TO SIT ON YOU >:

noob3

Jan 14th, 2004, 12:07 AM

oh no i have to get on your good side :(

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,188960,00.jpg

there ya go, tiny :)

Brandon

Jan 14th, 2004, 10:37 AM

So I'm in the computer lab again, right? Guess who's sitting next to me.

[center:88808eb756]http://www.angelfire.com/psy/artificialbrandon/images/nerd.jpg[/center:88808eb756]
[center:88808eb756]"Hey baby, want me to tie you up?"[/center:88808eb756]

EDIT: OH, BUT THERE'S MORE! He accidentally set this big-ass bondage picture as his desktop background! When he closed Internet Explorer, there it was--in all its glory. He panicked and turned the monitor off, thinking it would be gone once he logged off. But when he turned it back on... STILL THERE! HAH!

noob3

Jan 14th, 2004, 12:17 PM

what the fuck does this have to do with the actual thread?

Brandon

Jan 14th, 2004, 01:55 PM

what the fuck does this have to do with the actual thread?
BECAUSE...

Before this turned into the Captain Robo show it was about bashing the nerdy bondage freak in the computer lab.

noob3

Jan 14th, 2004, 02:30 PM

What? No it wasn't, idiot.

Brandon

Jan 14th, 2004, 03:07 PM

YES IT WAS, YOU STOOPID-HEAD.

noob3

Jan 14th, 2004, 03:13 PM

I think I poisoned myself with feces :(

noob3

Jan 14th, 2004, 03:21 PM

That sounds bad..

noob3

Jan 14th, 2004, 03:21 PM

Sooo.

Immortal Goat

Jan 14th, 2004, 03:30 PM

You might want to edit the title of this thread. The FOX network might try and sue you. :(

edit: Is that really that guy's yearbook picture?! :eek

Anonymous

Jan 14th, 2004, 03:33 PM

Odds are, it's a hilarious picture from a hilarious pictures site.

Brandon

Jan 14th, 2004, 03:40 PM

If you consider uglypeople.com "hilarious."

No, it's not Bondage Freak's yearbook picture, but it might as well be, considering how similar he looks.

Immortal Goat

Jan 14th, 2004, 03:43 PM

Edit: I must have been posting at the same time as AB. :(

bigtimecow

Jan 14th, 2004, 06:38 PM

"my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks"
"in a row?"

hahaha

Immortal Goat

Jan 14th, 2004, 06:40 PM

Who are you and what the fuck are you talking about?

Cap'n Crunch

Jan 14th, 2004, 06:41 PM

CLERKS REFERENCE DUH >:

Immortal Goat

Jan 14th, 2004, 06:48 PM

Haven't seen that one yet. :(

noob3

Jan 14th, 2004, 07:05 PM

there are a few things i havnt seen, like immortal goat being interesting

god i suck at insulting people fuck you

bigtimecow

Jan 14th, 2004, 08:00 PM

:faint

Immortal Goat

Jan 14th, 2004, 10:43 PM

http://www.rpiv8.com/images/dib-return-fred-thumbs-up--small.jpg NICE TRY, THO!

Captain Robo

Jan 15th, 2004, 01:11 AM

http://www.eljebelshrine.org/imperial2004/images/Roger%20Smith.JPG NICE TRY, THO!

Studio8

Jan 15th, 2004, 04:03 AM

Stop talking about me.

Matt Harty

Jan 15th, 2004, 10:10 AM

http://web.inter.nl.net/hcc/jmm/topics/nmail.jpg

Stop talking about me.

Studio8

Jan 15th, 2004, 08:00 PM

Goddamn newbies

Captain Robo

Jan 15th, 2004, 08:58 PM

YAH NEWBIES >: ATTN NEWBIES: GO AWAY

http://www.theconcretedonkeys.com/images/stfu.jpg