In desparate need of help...

[SMN]

What chance does a 17 year old male who collects old 80's toys, still lives with parents, and hangs out on these forums have of getting laid, or at least get a straight girlfriend.

If chances are slim, can you give me some pointers?

[Gurlugon]

There's always ugly girls. :)

[Command Prompt]

I dunno, Mockerys wife is pretty hot. But from the looks of it, he has his own place.

Looks like you're outta luck fella. :(

[Big McLargehuge]

WHy would it be odd if you lived at home if your only 17?

[Geggy]

oh, gee, could it be that because he is an fucking idiot?

[Big McLargehuge]

oh

[MK IV]

Theres always rhohypnol. >:

[SMN]

What I meant was I live off my parents. I have no job.

[Sicktodeathmx]

Eh, at your age, you can still get a girl. Just one that's in the same position as you are. Couldn't get a college girl, I am sure. But another high school girl, Yeah

[SMN]

actually, I've had a few girlfriends, yet all of them turned lez... It sucks ass.

[Sicktodeathmx]

You must have some power over them, then :/

[SMN]

yeah... I affectionattely dub it "The spatula effect"

[Rongi]

actually, I've had a few girlfriends, yet all of them turned lez... It sucks ass.

........

There's nothing I can say that would make that comment any funnier :lol :lol :lol

[noob3]

You obvliously must be repulsive, get less repulsive. Girls don't like repulsive.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

Evil lesbian factory >:

[SMN]

Alright Rongi... u suck.

Anyways, anyone else have some advice to give? any is appreciated.

[ProfessorCool]

That reminded me of that clerks episode :lol

[CaptainBubba]

Quit these forums. :lol

[ProfessorCool]

Don't Hurt Me :rolleyes