If vaginas had teeth.....

[Drev]

The world would have lots of virgins. :(

[Snatchtastic]

I'd let that shit eat the rest of me like a Mantis or a Black widow.

[camacazio]

There's an old native america story about two ladies who had a witch mother. They tricked men into the house and killed them with their mouths-down-below for the witch-mother to steal the soul or some weird thing. One day coyote came into the house, but one of the sisters fell in love with him and helped him kill her sister and mother, and coyote knocked out all the teeth but one from her vagina which was pleasurable during sex.

Just thought I'd share a little children's tale with ya'll.

[Emu]

This thread's full of pussies. :oll

[Captain Robo]

Aunty came down on them 1 by 1 with her bottom teaf and her stoan bones and iron tits

[Perndog]

My roommate found a picture somewhere of a vagina with plastic vampire teeth in it. It was funny.

Don't mind me.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

Toothbrushes will come with a detachable head LOL :lol :love GROS

[Studio8]

I would feed my lady friends Subway while they slept.

[A.S.H.]

Very delightful mental image...mmmmm....Quizno's.

[Matt Harty]

MMMM MMMM MMMM MMMM MMMM.... MMMM GOOD >:

[Jeanette X]

There's an old native america story about two ladies who had a witch mother. They tricked men into the house and killed them with their mouths-down-below for the witch-mother to steal the soul or some weird thing. One day coyote came into the house, but one of the sisters fell in love with him and helped him kill her sister and mother, and coyote knocked out all the teeth but one from her vagina which was pleasurable during sex.

Just thought I'd share a little children's tale with ya'll.

Damn, you beat me to it.

[executioneer]

loveline forum >:

-willie

[kellychaos]

The world would have lots of virgins. :(

Or eunochs :(

[Drev]

Also, I think comdom technology would improve.

Ribbed for her pleasure.....kevlar coated for you protection...

[Bennett]

are you saying that kellychaos wears dentures?

[kellychaos]

Now THAT was funny ... really.

[Rez]

you dont eat them...


>:

[Bennett]

:/

[Marilyn666]

The world would have lots of virgins. :(
Not really. Nothing happens with oral sex, and mouths have teeth.

[noob3]

penises would have evolved, theyd look like turtles or somthing

[noob3]

or maybe they'd get teeth too and people would masturbate by grinding thier teeth

[Drev]

The world would have lots of virgins. :(
Not really. Nothing happens with oral sex, and mouths have teeth.

You. Just go sit in the corner and never speak again.

[Marilyn666]

Just because you're wrong, you don't have to behave that way.

[noob3]

you smell like bad smells

[Marilyn666]

Are you the man with the terrable smell?

[noob3]

you smell like a vagina with teeth if it didnt brush them and ate alot of beef and had braces

[noob3]

and smoked alot of cigars thats exactly what you smell like

[the_dudefather]

ever play the snes game 'another world' (flashback prequel-ly game)? one of the enemies in it looks like a vagina with teeth

[Marilyn666]

you smell like a vagina with teeth if it didnt brush them and ate alot of beef and had braces
I don't eat meat.

[Matt Harty]

Everyone eats meat.

[Marilyn666]

I only eat things without vains.

[camacazio]

Vegetables have veins...

[Marilyn666]

I don't eat vegitables.

[noob3]

but vegitables arn't meat and you only eat meat without veins so what do you have against vegitables

[Marilyn666]

They're funny.

[Matt Harty]

No they're not.

[Matt Harty]

http://www.cartooncottage.com/images/carrothop.gif

OK MAYBE THIS IS :lol :lol

[glowbelly]

marilyn lives on blood and vitamins

[camacazio]

I want to eat that carrot.

[Marilyn666]

marilyn lives on blood and vitamins
Not vitamins, because I can't swallow pills anymore.

[glowbelly]

you're the biggest dork EVER

[Matt Harty]

Not vitamins, because I can't swallow pills anymore.

WHY BECAUSE THEY HAVE VEINS? >: >:

[Rongi]

Matt " I have something to add" Harty
Matt " I like to talk" Harty
Matt " It's my turn to say something" Harty
Matt " I never shut it" Harty

[Marilyn666]

you're the biggest dork EVER
What's your point?

[Matt Harty]

Matt " I have something to add" Harty
Matt " I like to talk" Harty
Matt " It's my turn to say something" Harty
Matt " I never shut it" Harty

HI RONGI!!!