ULTRA PERFECT CELL IM GONNA KILL YOU

[Pee Wee Herman]

Cell dosen't wear any clothes. You can't give me a wedgie.
OF COURSE HE WEARS CLOTHES. NAKED PEOPLE CAN'T BE ON A CHILDREN'S TV SHOW.

[MEATMAN]

*decides to make something, and then fling it at everyone.*

[ultra perfect cell]

Sure they can, as long as it dosen't show penises and asses. FUCK THE EDITS! BRING OUT THE REAL DEAL! *fires blast through Pee Wee* *blows up his time machine so he can't undo the attack* HA HA!! What now, mofo? EDIT- DBZ isn't a kid's show. It was made like that by FUCKimation. The real thing has tits, flip-offs, cussing, extreme violence and a whole lot more. :spear

[liquidstatik]

***PUNCHES UPC IN THE FACE REEL HARD >:

[Mr. Vagiclean]

**REFILLS STATIK'S YELLOW PAINT CANISTER** >:

[liquidstatik]

***LAUGHS >:

[MEATMAN]

***SITS BACK AND GETS THE CAMCORDER

[Mr. Vagiclean]

>:

[ultra perfect cell]

Dammit! A combined attack, eh? Well I can fight cheap too! BAKUHATSUHA!!!! *levels 14 entire mountain ranges and shoots the rocks at everyone* NOW DIE!

[Pee Wee Herman]

*SOMEHOW LIVES*

*GIVES UPC A WET WILLY*

[Mr. Vagiclean]

[color=red]KILLS EVERYTHING, THE THREAD ENDS[color=red]

[ultra perfect cell]

*regenerates* Hey, I thought Pee Wee popped a cap in your ass with his Desert Eagle.

[Esuohlim]

EVERYONE WHO POSTS AFTER THIS POST IS A FUCKING FAGGOT

[ultra perfect cell]

:rolleyes

[MEATMAN]

*fell asleep in the easy chair, didn't hear a damn thing*

.....

.....

*starts drooling in his sleep*

[Pee Wee Herman]

*KILLS UPC WITH A BAJILLION NILLION WILLION JILLION FIZZIKILLION MILLION TRILLION MILLION THOUSAND BILLION NUCLEAR WEAPONS*

THE END.

*UPC IS DEAD. PERIOD*

NO GAY WISHING OR FISHING SHIT. THREAD OVER. IF UPC POSTS AGAIN, HE IS A BIG FUCKING FAG WHO WRITES DRAGONBALL Z EROTIC FANFICTION WITH GAY MALE PEDOPHILE ACTION BETWEEN GOKU AND KRILLEN. FUCKING FAG. SHIT LICK.

[Sajuuk]

IQ lost from this tread:102
:lol2 :lol2 :lol2 :lol2

[center:6a707f642a]http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Sajuuk/Sig.gif[/center:6a707f642a]

[center:6a707f642a]OMG look at the exploding Battlecruiser!![/center:6a707f642a]

[ultra perfect cell]

:fu, Pee Wee. Cell was hit by like, that amount of nukes, or so and still regenerated because they didn't destroy his goddamn core! Now STFU and die, assholes.

[Sajuuk]

Say what? You can't get enough of my exploding Battlecruiser?
No problem.
http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Sajuuk/Sig_4.gif

[Pee Wee Herman]

*DESTROYS UPC'S GODDAMN CORE, WHATEVER THE SHIT THAT IS*
U ARE TEH DAED HEHEHEHEHE UPC IS DADE!!!

[MEATMAN]

I got a feeling in the pit of my gut he's got a spare one...................oh. Scratch that. I'm hungry. Yep, he's gone.

[ArrowX]

DBZ IS GAY EVERYTHING ABOUT ITS GAY

Who wants to sit on a couch fo 30 minutes a day watching to men try and overcome Chronic constipation for like 300 epoisodes thenthey pull this "Next Time on DBZ Cell unleashed his Zufubernotorios Happy Mega Planet destroying ass Fleas!!!" next epp they talk and have flash backs no ass fleas for 5 epps after! They yake 30 seconds worth of story thenstretch it ove 30 min :(

[ultra perfect cell]

:fu arrowx. I do have an extra core.

[Emu]

ATTN MODERATORS: PLEASE LOCK THIS THREAD AND END THE MISERY NOW

[MEATMAN]

Oh, you're back! Sandwich? *holds one out*

Come on, it's HAM AND SWISS!

You know you want one.

Oh, well. More for me.

*scarfs down last sandwich*

YUM!

*scratches his ass, belches*

I think I'll make some lemonade for everyone!

[ultra perfect cell]

[color=red]ATTN MODERATORS: PLEASE DO NOT LOCK THIS THREAD AND END THE BEST THREAD EVA! PUT IT IN THREAD BACKUPS! UPC, CHOJIN AND ME ARE KOOL! DBZ IS THE BEST THING EVER CREATED TO BE VIEWED ON TV! ARROWX EATS CUM!/color]


Yeah, anyway! I'm just startin' to have fun! I love this thread :tear. Please put into backups, Mr.Mockery! PLEASE! :wah

[ArrowX]

how can i eat cum u dumbass only shitheads call it cum "CUM" is slang for orgasm FUCK NUTZ and plus I'd have to be gay and i'm not so FUCK YOU!

also i dont give a rats ass about your core i'll just track you down cross country and introduce you to capn.Hatchet!

[ultra perfect cell]

Fuck you too, asshat! Man, are you an idiot! You think a hatchet can kill an android? What a stupid fucker!

[Pee Wee Herman]

:fu arrowx. I do have an extra core. I like multiple fat cocks in my ass at the same time. Once I got fucked in the ass by 3 cocks at the same time, but now I have to wear a diaper because my ass is all stretched out and I can't hold my shit in no more.

lol REALLY?

[ultra perfect cell]

No, but I'm sure you do. Put this in thread backups and lock it. Please.

[Pee Wee Herman]

No, but I'm sure you do. However, I also have a male nipple fetish. I just can't get enough of those nipply nipples!

[ultra perfect cell]

I bet you do. I also bet your girlfriend likes to dress up in a clown suit and play with female poodles. She likes to lick the poodles nipples until they lactate. :fu Pee Wee. You suck.

[Pee Wee Herman]

You suck and you watch a show for 9 year olds. Sucker.

[ultra perfect cell]

The real DBZ is reccomended for people up to 14! Fuck you! :fu :fu :fu :fu :fu :fu SUCK MY BALLS YOU ASSHOLE!

[Gurlugon]

Up to 14? Aren't you 17?

That's a bigger difference than it being for 9-year olds and you being 11. And you obviously aren't 11.

[ultra perfect cell]

I mean 14 and above.

[liquidstatik]

W/E

[ultra perfect cell]

What does this W/E mean? And please tell me, what is a character.

[liquidstatik]

I like destruction.:smile

[ultra perfect cell]

AlPHONSE is a faggot.

[MEATMAN]

Aren't you getting a little too worked up over a cheap Transformers-style anime?

[hix1122]

DBZ sucks. I hate it.

[Pee Wee Herman]

What does this W/E mean? And please tell me, what is a character.
A ccharacter is a letter, punctuation, space, wierd looking letter with wiggly lines, and stuff like that.

[Sajuuk]

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Sajuuk/Dom1.jpg
this is the most retarded tread I have ever seen

[hix1122]

what the hell was that?

[ultra perfect cell]

Transformers is gay. Gundam sucks fat hairy testicles. DBZ rules. Go ahead and hate it. I won't argue anymore. The end. Period.

[Emu]

Can we lock this now? Please? Mockery? Boogie? Anyone?

[Pee Wee Herman]

Transformers is gay. Gundam sucks fat hairy testicles. DBZ rules. Go ahead and hate it. I won't argue anymore. The end. Period.
You are gay and you suck fat hairy testicles. Transformers does not. Gundam does.

Fuck you and die.

[ultra perfect cell]

Transformers and Gundam is gay. You are gay. DBZ rules. Lock this thread and put it in backups. Then ban Pee Wee. Please? Mockery?

[thebiggameover]

Transformers is gay

transformers is NOT gay. except for the bumble bee dude. he was gay. that is all...

:fu

[Mr. Vagiclean]

I still savor the first page of this thread, where the FUCk is goku :(

[ultra perfect cell]

Transformers and Gundam are gay.

[MEATMAN]

All that's fine and dandy, but you should get back to the kicking and the punching and the shooting.

[ultra perfect cell]

Yeah, might as well. *revives all the people who died in the thread and the thread itself. Yes, that means the enemies.* Now let's get back to the fighting.

[Pee Wee Herman]

They fight,
And bite,
They fight and bite and fight!
Fight fight fight, bite bite bite,

[Goku]

I really hope all of you die.

[ultra perfect cell]

I really hope all of you die. Damn, that's the worst put-down I've ever heard. Seriously, my DICK could come up with better stuff than that.

[Matt Harty]

It's over.

[MEATMAN]

Wow, he spelled everything right this time!

[Matt Harty]

OVER

[ultra perfect cell]

It ain't over until UPC and Chojin are declared the winners. You notice, this was for Goku and me to have kombat, but instead everyone jumped in for a free-for-all. WTF is up wit dat? >:

[Matt Harty]

PROBABLY WHY I SAID THIS WAS OVER AND I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR BRINGING IT BACK UP YOU FAG

[Sam]

I was happy because since Matt Harty ended this thread on my birthday I assumed it was my present from him. AND NOW IT'S RUINED, ALL THANKS TO CELL.

THANKS FOR THE WORST BIRTHDAY EVER. >:

[ultra perfect cell]

Sorry. :( Bitch. >:

[Matt Harty]

IM SORRY UPC SUCKS :(

[HickMan]

WHOEVER POSTS AFTER ME IS A COMPLETE AND UTTER FAGGIT.

[ultra perfect cell]

IM SORRY I SUCK :(

Yeah, we could be great friends.

[ultra perfect cell]

WHOEVER POSTS AFTER ME IS A COMPLETE AND UTTER FAGGIT EXCEPT UPC AND ME AND MATT HARTY

Cool. :)

[Matt Harty]

Sure, give me your address buddy. :)

[ultra perfect cell]

Sure, give me your address buddy. :)

I can't do that :/ , but we can yammer and bitch at eachother all day. :) Or night, in this case. :)

[Matt Harty]

Or you can shut the fuck up.

[HickMan]

WHOEVER POSTS AFTER ME IS A COMPLETE AND UTTER FAGGIT.

[ultra perfect cell]

Or I can shut the fuck up.

[HickMan]

FAGGIT

[VolCanon]

DOMO EAT STUPID DRAGONCRAP BADLY TRANSLATED SHOWS. WONDERFUL AMERICAN TV PEOPLE WERE LIKE "OMGWTF, LETS TAKE A BAD SHOW AND MAKE IT WORSE FOR THE AMERIKAN MARKET!"

:domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo

[ultra perfect cell]

FUCK YOU YOU STUPID MONKEY COCKFUCKER SHITFACE MUTHA FUCKER DICKWAD BITCH.

[ArrowX]

Arrow repeatedly hits UPC in the facewith a plank untill severe brain damage occurs. THIs THREAD IS OVER

[Matt Harty]

I'm never making a fucking character again and i'm so sorry this had so many posts. >:

[Shostie]

*starts the slow applause which rises to the standing ovation*

[The Retro Kat]

SEARUSLY, I WANT U TO LEAVE, JUST LEAVE

[Comrade Rocket]

http://i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=11473

ahhhh

[The Retro Kat]

Why the fuck did you just link that inane thread? You useless cunt.

[bigtimecow]

A ROYALE WITH CHEESE... :(

:blackman

PULP FICTION NIGGA

[sports]

This thread is stupid.

[ArrowX]

Just like
































me

[Tonberry]

TONBERRY DEMANDS AN EXPLINATION FOR THIS SHIT

[sports]

TONBERRY DEMANDS AN EXPLINATION FOR THIS SHIT


It was all arrowx fault. >:

[Emu]

somebody move this to thread backups :lol

[eva01]

now THIS is why i dont talk anime. classic crap

[ZiM The Homicidal Maniac]

The real DBZ is reccomended for people up to 14! Fuck you! :fu :fu :fu :fu :fu :fu SUCK MY BALLS YOU ASSHOLE!

I love DragonBall/Z/GT, UNCUT. Akira Toryama-san HIMSELF said that The COMIC was for people 17 and up, and that the anime was 15 and up, and the usual audience for it is between 15 and 30.

It ain't fair to judge Dragonball unless you have seen the ORIGINAL, JAPANESE DIALOGUE UNCUT version, which is terrific. The American version (Especially the cartoon network version) are EXTREMELY sub-par.

[Matt Harty]

YOU MOTHERFUCKER

[ZiM The Homicidal Maniac]

What did I do?


You can post YOUR impaired judgements, but I can't post my opinions?

[Matt Harty]

NOT A MONTH LATER

[Crono]

http://www.slightlywarped.com/forumpictures/threadsucks/threadblows.jpg

[Esuohlim]

Posting goddamned unfunny pictures might be cool on your Zim faggy board for fags, but don't do it here because it shows how much you suck.

[ZiM The Homicidal Maniac]

"Zim faggy boards for fags"? He doesn't even LIKE ZiM. he is a member of http://www.mkhideout, like me, and....Well, just visit and sign up and post whatever faggy complaints you want![/url]

[Emu]

http://www.slightlywarped.com/forumpictures/threadsucks/threadblows.jpg

I DON'T KNOW WHAT PARTS U COMEF ROM BUT AROUDNHERE WE DONT TROLLERATE(LOL I SAID TROLL) THAT KIND OF PLAGRESM YOUNG MANS >:

[ZiM The Homicidal Maniac]

What the fuck is "Plagresm"?

He did nOT steal that, as the guy on that site has them there, and says "Feel free to use them for any forum".


Does THAT sound like he stole it?

[ArrowX]

DBZ! More like Chronic constipation fighing!

[ZiM The Homicidal Maniac]

What the fuck?


Explain.

[ArrowX]

the sit on an invisible crapper while floating in the air then Scream for about 45 minutes then something clicks they start to get bloated then they fight

[ZiM The Homicidal Maniac]

You obviously don't know shit about it.

[ninja wolf]

THIS IS IT THIS IS AS FAR AS THIS THREAD GETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LIKED THIS THREAD AT FIRST BUT NOW ITS JUST SEPARATING THE MAJOR MEMBERS . p.s: i'm on the pro anime side. :obey

[The Retro Kat]

Did you really have to wait over 2 months to fucking post that? Did you even have to post at all? Go fuck yourself, but instead of lube this time, use sandpaper. It's totally tits.