Mad Max

[Protoclown]

If I have to delete that crap again, you're banned.

[Rez]

i was gone for a couple weeks, was it the same old boring shit, or something else... :(

[Anonymous]

I posted a bunch of gay porn on every single thread with the words "I-Mockers are a bunch of cocksucking fucktards" underneath. Excuse the fuck outta me for trying to class up the place.

So yeah it was the same old shit.

As you were fucktard.

Evil Empire Enterprises
Its about fuckin' time we got the "ban" threat.

[Rez]

oh. ok.

:/

so classing this place up is spam and gay porn with the same message in every thread---

....

why do i even bother pointing this out? should have left it after the first two sentences...

[Goku]

BANNED

[Anonymous]

Rez: Yeah I should've at least put a different message in every thread, but I figured you fucktards wouldn't bother reading it anyway, since you'd be jacking off to the gay porn.


Goku: Not yet my fucktard friend, but stay tuned fucktard!

Evil Empire Enterprises
BANNED!

[Goku]

WELL AT LEAST I'M YOUR FRIEND :(

I'LL MAKE SURE TO TUNE IN TONIGHT

[Perndog]

What's with this second chance crap? Something that blatantly dickheadish deserves an instant ban and a mail bomb.

[Rez]

he's had mutiple chances. many closed and deleted threads before this. plus the fact he's really tired.

ban him now. this "stay tuned" and "evil empire" shit is just lame.

[Anonymous]

Perndog: I guess its just my lovable personality. Go fucking suck Satan's Red Cock, fucktard.

Evil Empire Enterprises
Satanism the OTHER Christianity.

[Anonymous]

Rez: The only one who's fuckin' tired is your fuckin' asshole after its been reamed to fuckin' shreads by your Dad.

Evil Empire Enterprises
Still BANNED!

[Esuohlim]

HI MAD MAX. I'M HERE FOR THE FREE NAME WITH COLON NEXT TO IT THAT NEVER GOT :picklehat

[Anonymous]

Esuohlim- No colon for you fucktard!

Evil Empire Enterprise
Even more BANNED!

[Rongi]

You're a very very boring person, you know that?

[Anonymous]

Rongi: (Yawn) Someone tell me what that fucktard Rongi said, I don't even bother to read his posts anymore.

Evil Empire Enterprises
Redundancy is LIFE!

[Rez]

I-MOCKERY.NET (WORKING.. PLEASE WAIT)...SEARCHING GENERAL BLABBER..*(TRIGGER MECHANISM= MAD MAX) CUE: AUTO REPLY. ENGAGING...


You're a very very boring person, you know that?

END AUTO REPLY.

[Anonymous]

R:ez
E:ats
Z:iggytrix's asshole

That different enough for you fucktard?

Evil Empire Enterprises
Fuckin' BANNED!

[ScruU2wice]

rez is the first letter of the acronym rez :lol

[Anonymous]

ScruU2wice: WOW! Your powers of observation are REALLY amazing! You oughta be like a Scout for the fuckin' Marines or something, instead of your Dad's Bitch Boy!

Evil Empire Enterprises
Goddamn fuckin' BANNED!

[Protoclown]

He posted a really lame message that was comprised of a single letter thread in each forum all the way down the list. It was stupid so I deleted it. This is the first time I've noticed him doing anything like that, as I've basically ignored him up to this point. If this is a regular kind of thing we may as well go ahead and ban him now then.

[liquidstatik]

I do recall him doing some other shit of the same insanity but I think it all got deleted, or was ignored until it floated on to page 2. :/

[Evil Robot]

Place his name in the bastard file.

[Esuohlim]

LET'S SAY STUFF AND HAVE MAD MAX MAKE FUN OF IT ;)

[ziggytrix]

i got mentioned for no apperent reason... i feel like an internet celebrity again :)

[Spectre X]

HEY MAX!


HOW ARE YOU DOING?

[kellychaos]

I once posted gay porn but I never inhaled.

[Anonymous]

Protoclown: Genius is often silenced by those who have no understanding of it. So be it fucktard, your fucktard house, your fucktard rules. I'm just visiting to fuck with the monkeys.

liquidstatik: Nope. Wasn't me. Your fucktard brain must be backup with jizz again.

Evil Robot: Cool! I'll be on the bastard file. After all you're already on the cocksucking fucktard file!

Esuohlim: Hey let's look at Esuohlim's picture and make fun of what a mongoloid fucktard he is!

ziggytrix: You already were an internet celebrity. You're on every fuckin' gay porn site there is fucktard.

kellychaos: No, fucktard.

Evil Empire Enterprises
BANNED! BANNED! BANNED! BANNED!

[kellychaos]

I once fucktard but I never inhaled. 2X :)

[liquidstatik]

liquidstatik: Nope. Wasn't me. Your fucktard brain must be backup with jizz again.

My fault. Sorry. :(

[Rez]

oh. ok.

[ultra perfect cell]

Mad Max, why do you say "fuck" and "fucktard" and "cock" so much? And Goku, why are you here?

[DamnthatDavid]

I'm just visiting to fuck with the monkeys.

Monkeys are fuzzy :party

[MK IV]

Monkey's can't say No ! :)

[Anonymous]

UPC: If you have to ask that fuckin' question, you're a goddamn cocksucking idiot! I would imagine that even a fucktard like yourself could recognize that I suffer from tourrette's syndrome. Fuckin' insensitive jizz gargling, rim jobbing fucktard!

DamnthatDavid: Get the fuck outta my thread fucktard, you had your chance to be a contender and fuckin' failed miserably.

MK IV: See that's what I thought too, but then like one time I saw DamnthatDavid and UPC trying sweet talk this spider monkey, and the monkey just ignored them, so then, so then, so then like they tried to do the butt sex on it, but then this big monkey came out from a nearby cage (I think it was a gorrilla) and didn't like what they were doing to it, so then it broke both of their arms and legs in a like really gruesome way, and they were all screaming and bleeding and stuff. Then the Gorrilla did the butt sex on both of them. Afterwards I went home and got some head from my sister.

[Nerd]

What happend to you, Mad Max.

[liquidstatik]

He changed location. :o

[DamnthatDavid]

Maxie the Chimo.

Heh, Max my man, I no longer care. Want a cookie?

[Spectre X]

Why did you ignore me Max? :(

WHY DON'T YOU RETURN MY LOVE? I GIVE AND GIVE AND GIVE...AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME!? :tear

[liquidstatik]

He changed location. :o

[Esuohlim]

EXCUSE ME, MAD MAX. I'M DOING A CROSSWORD PUZZLE AND I CAN'T FIGURE OUT THIS ONE 8-LETTER WORD. DO YOU KNOW ANY?

[Lotida]

Buttfunk?

[Matt Harty]

EXCUSE ME, MAD MAX. I'M DOING A CROSSWORD PUZZLE AND I CAN'T FIGURE OUT THIS ONE 8-LETTER WORD. DO YOU KNOW ANY?

:)

Buttfunk?

:(

[The Retro Kat]

CAMEO

[Lotida]

Mattharty always trying to fit in.... :tear

[Anonymous]

HA HA...AM I RIGHT FELLAS? :lol

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

EXCUSE ME, MAD MAX. I'M DOING A CROSSWORD PUZZLE AND I CAN'T FIGURE OUT THIS ONE 8-LETTER WORD. DO YOU KNOW ANY?
Fucktard?

[The Retro Kat]

FLUNKED!

[Anonymous]

Nerd: Nothing happened to me. Just putting the fucktards in their place as usual, fucktard.

liquidstatik: Yeah, I changed location alright. I stopped fucking your mom's pussy and started fucking her in the ass, fucktard.

DamnthatDavid: If you don't fuckin' care, stop clammering for my fuckin' attention like the bitch that you are, and get the fuck outta my thread fucktard.

Spectre X: Eh, okay I'll respond. You've been punished enough fucktard.

Esuohlim: The word you want is "Esuohlim". Everyone knows it means the same thing as fucktard.

Matt Hardy: Damn you really fuckin' suck at this. Just fuckin' give up now. The only thing you're good for is as a final exam for a class of drunken proctologist students, fucktard.

Retro Kat: So like one time I saw Retro and he was like walking funny, but I figured he just like shit his fuckin' pants like always, but then he said it wasn't that. (Although he still smelled of shit) He said that Suck 'n' Fuck gave him the ass sex really hard. And he couldn't walk right because part of his colon was hanging out, and he was like trying to get to the hospital. So then I went home and got the mouth sex from that fucktard Suck 'n' Fuck's Mom and told her that Retro was a fucktard.

Suck 'n' Fuck: I already insulted you fucktard.

UPC: I saw your lame ass retort in another thread, lick your Dad's Pokeballs, Pikabitch. You fail again fucktard.

Evil Empire Enterprises
Are we BANNED yet?

[Lotida]

HA HA...AM I RIGHT FELLAS? :lol

COME AWNNNNN FELLAS!!!! Is he right??? :lol

[Emu]

Why ISN'T Mad Max banned yet? :(

[executioneer]

for comedy reasons :lol

-willie

[Matt Harty]

Matt Hardy: Damn you really fuckin' suck at this. Just fuckin' give up now. The only thing you're good for is as a final exam for a class of drunken proctologist students, fucktard.

I didn't know you were still here! :lol

[Lotida]

Why ISN'T Mad Max banned yet? :(

Why is everyone so quick to want to ban people? If you don't like what someone has to say don't read it. Shhhhhheeeeeesh.

:tear Why isn't Choijin banned? :tear

[Nerd]

OMG Mad Max VS Stoppa :eek

I'd pay to see that.

[HickMan]

I THOUGHT YOU LEFT, LOTIDA.

[Lotida]

Why would you think that?

Because of my "I'm Leaving" thread? It was written by NOOB!!!! SARCASM!

[Anonymous]

Emu: I'm not banned because I'm the only person who's actually funny on here, fucktard. Plus I'm that "token" heterosexual they need in this place, so these fags don't get sued for discrimination.

executioneer: I guess they need you here as the extra jizz licker, when Emu's sick.

Matt Hardy: I didn't know you still took it up the ass! I would've figured three bouts of colon cancer, and a colostomy bag would've put an end to your backdoor shennanigans.

Nerd: Stoppa wouldn't stand a fuckin' chance, I saw his lame ass posts in the mock wars, he's not even good enough to beat you fucktards.

Hickman: I wish you'd drop dead, fucktard.

Stoppa: This is the way you fuckin' do it, fucktard. Post in a forum where you're not suppose to or wanted. Keep using a "catchy" keyword constantly. Swear excessively. Be repetative, since that's all these fucktards understand. And generally act like asshole constantly. Oh and the key thing you seem to be missing is the ability to actually be funny. In case you actually read this and you wanna test your fuckin' pathetic skills and I'm right here fucktard.
I won't be comming to you though, you come here, since you're the fuckin' Bitch Boy.

Evil Empire Enterprises 9:48
Three times as BANNED!

[liquidstatik]

liquidstatik: Yeah, I changed location alright. I stopped fucking your mom's pussy and started fucking her in the ass, fucktard.



:lol Necrophilia is illegal, silly!

[Matt Harty]

Stoppa: This is the way you fuckin' do it, fucktard. Post in a forum where you're not suppose to or wanted. Keep using a "catchy" keyword constantly. Swear excessively. Be repetative, since that's all these fucktards understand. And generally act like asshole constantly. Oh and the key thing you seem to be missing is the ability to actually be funny. In case you actually read this and you wanna test your fuckin' pathetic skills and I'm right here fucktard.
I won't be comming to you though, you come here, since you're the fuckin' Bitch Boy.

I knew you were a nice person on the inside! :)

[DamnthatDavid]

DamnthatDavid: If you don't fuckin' care, stop clammering for my fuckin' attention like the bitch that you are, and get the fuck outta my thread fucktard.

I like attention, and I like this thread. It has a good vibe.

[Big McLargehuge]

I like mad max he has CHARACTER

[Matt Harty]

What kind of CHARACTER?

[The Retro Kat]

http://www.chicos.net/img/corresponsales/fotos2/mtv07.jpg
I told you he wanted to fuck me, fuckers

[HickMan]

If mad max were a vagina, I'd fuck him.

[executioneer]

what do ytou mean 'if' :rolleyes

-willie

[Brandon]

When I think "funny"..

..I think Mad Max.

[HickMan]

what do ytou mean 'if' :rolleyes

-willie

True. But he's way too big for me :(.

[Anonymous]

liquidstatik: So is beastiality, but that doesn't seem to stop you from shoving fuckin' bull frogs up your ass, fucktard.

Matt Hardy: Stop trying to suck my dick. It won't save you from my wrath, fucktard.

DamnthatDavid: Like the attention eh? What? Isn't that attention your Uncle give your mouth and ass enough? Probably not, considering how much you like that "vibe" too. Get the fuck outta my thread fucktard.

Big McLargehuge: I like you, because you don't pretend, you know you're a inbred fucktard.

Retro Kat: You fuckin' wish Bitch Boy. I know you have fuckin' fantasies about me jizzing all over your face as you lap it up in esctasy, but that shit ain't gonna happen, you're just gonna have to be satisfied, jerking off to my posts. Hickman and executioneer seem to be game for that fag stuff though, I suggest you try with those faggot ass fucktard instead.

Hickman: If I was a vagina, you wouldn't know what the fuck to do with me anyway, because you haven't even seen one, let alone had any fuckin' pussy yet. And you never will, fucktard.

executioneer: Hey here's a question fucktard. When your Mommy and Daddy catch you jacking off to underage boy porn, do they just write it off to the fact that you're a mongoloid who doesn't know any better, because you were born a "special person", or does your Dad teach you a lesson by fucking you in the ass, thus proving to you how uncomfortable it is? My guess is the second one, since you seem to be a fuckin' fucktard Bitch Boy anyway.

ArtificialBrandon: When I think "Fucktard"... I think ArtificialBrandon.

Stoppa: Chicken shit, where's your fuckin' balls fucktard?

Tubesock: Fuck you too, fucktard.

Evil Empire Enterprises
We can't be BANNED!

[Anonymous]

Kinda on a roll right now, I feel like insulting yet another fucktard for no apparent reason...

Ah yes, he should do.

OAO: Hey fucktard, go out and actually get a fuckin' girlfriend, instead of talking about the fuckin' budget! Nobody fuckin' cares about your long boring ass opinion on how the fuckin' country should be run anyway. Wanna know how to run the country better? I round up fucktards like you and have them fuckin' gassed in a goddamn interment camp! Go shove your fucktard logic up your fuckin' ass Mr. fuckin' Spock.

Evil Empire Enterprises
We still can't be BANNED!

[Dole]

The word 'fuckin' kind of loses its badass impact if you put the inverted comma at the end of it to signify the missing letter, you tragically unfunny little turd.

[Anonymous]

Dole: Like I really give a fuckin' shit what the fuck fucktards like you fuckin' think. Who said I was trying to act like a fuckin' badass or be funny anyway? You fucktards are here for my fuckin' amusement, and its fucktard posts like yours that prove that fuckin' fact. Keep falling into the goddamn trap and responding, you tragically predictable little fucktard.

Evil Empire Enterprises
Amuse me fucktards!

[Dole]

You're still doing it, and you don't come across as particularly amused right now.

[ziggytrix]

Mad Max is boring. :(

[Matt Harty]

I think it's really entertaining. :( :(

[Anonymous]

Dole: Why the fuck do you fuckin' care what I fuckin' post or how I fuckin' post it fucktard? Is your fuckin' life so fuckin' empty that you have to make some lame ass attempt at anayzing my fuckin' posts? Never occurs to your fucktard mind of doing the intelligent thing and just ignoring them. And trust me I'm VERY fuckin' amused by that bit of idiocy you display everytime you fuckin' respond, fucktard.

ziggytrix: Wow, you're getting to be a regular fucktard. I'll soon have to upgrade you to the "frequent fucktard" list instead of just the "occasional fucktard" list.

Matt Hardy: I think its really entertaining when you attempt to be funny, when its so painfully obvious that you do not have the mental capacity to do so, fucktard.

Evil Empire Enterprises
Anymore fucktards wanna amuse me?

[Dole]

Why am I analysing the tedious dross you keep posting? Because I am at work with nothing to do, and essentially am being paid to sit here and insult you. Whats your excuse?

"And trust me I'm VERY fuckin' amused" -you really, REALLY don't sound it.

[Esuohlim]

Does anyone else just skip over his posts?

[Big McLargehuge]

Mad Max likes me :love

[Protoclown]

Mad Max is VinceZeb.

[Anonymous]

Dole: At work eh? Since when do public bathrooms have computers? Even if they did I doubt very seriously, you could be looking at a computer screen and blowing lonely fags at the same time. I certainly hope you don't really believe those things you post are considered insults. You're even more pathetic than I thought if you actually think that, which now when I think about it, is even more amusing! Please continue to entertain me fucktard!

Esuohlim: Apparently not, if you're responding fucktard.

Big McLargehuge: I like Big McLargehuge because he knows his fucktard place.

Evil Empire Enterprises
Where the fucktards entertain us at their expense!

[Anonymous]

Protoclown: Protoclown is a fucktard.

Evil Empire Enterprises
YES! MORE ENEMIES! FEED INTO YOUR FUCKTARD HATRED FOR ME!

[Protoclown]

So did you ever find that submarine letter, Vince?

[Big McLargehuge]

I thought vince left us, turns out he was just reincarnated into his true form, i mean he was a troll before but now he is the purest form of troll possible.

[Rongi]

I CRAVE ATTENTION. PLEASE PRETEND TO BE INSULTED BY ME. THIS IS THE CLOSEST FORM OF HUMAN INTERACTION I GET

[Anonymous]

Protoclown: Nah, if I was Vinth, I'd be fucking burbank in the ass. And Proto after seeing your goofy ass picture, you need to just shut the fuck up fucktard. Genetics has played a very cruel joke on you, as you've shown physical deficiencies, don't display your mental deficiencies as well, fucktard.

Big McLargehuge: I like Big McLargehuge because he struggles in vain to figure out a situation and while his fucktard brain never figures it out, he still makes that attempt.

Rongi: HEY LOOK I'M RONGI AND I HAVE NO LIFE SO I TRY TO BE FUNNY AND RESPOND TO POINTLESS THREADS WHEN MY TIME WOULD BE BETTER SPENT TRYING TO MOVE OUT OF MY PARENT'S BASEMENT! I CAN'T HELP MYSELF I'M JUST A FUCKTARD!

Evil Empire Enterprises
You're next pink boy!

[liquidstatik]

RESPOND TO POINTLESS THREADS

It wasn't pointless when it started.

[Esuohlim]

NOBODY else is just skipping over his posts? >:

[liquidstatik]

I skim over his posts. If I see somebody's name or key words I'll read it. :(

[Anonymous]

liquidstatik: Yes it was fucktard, it was started by Proto, thus proving it was pointless.

Esuohlim: Speaking of pointless, get the fuck outta my thread fucktard, that joke wasn't funny the first time.

Evil Empire Enterprises
Bigger than Bob

[Esuohlim]

I just read the stuff he says about me.

I'll analyze it every time he says something. ;)

Esuohlim: Speaking of pointless, get the fuck outta my thread fucktard, that joke wasn't funny the first time.

HE THINKS I'M TELLING JOKES :lol

[Carnivore]

Do you remember what happened last time you were here, Max? You remember how they captured Saddam just days after I compared you to him? Do you remember that was God saying you lose? Don't make the Almighty start sending more obvious signs. We wouldn't want you to be struck down in your intellectual infancy.

[HickMan]

:lol

[The Retro Kat]

LIEK, I SAW A VIDEO CAMERA IN THIS WINDOW OF A HOUSE WHEN I RIDING MY BIKE HOME FROM KARATE. SO I WAS ALL LIKE, WHOA, THIS MIGHT BE FUN, SO I WENT OVER AND I SAW THESE HUGE BLACK GUIUYZ WITH THE BIGGEST PENISES EVAR. THEY WERE LIKE, SUPAR LONG AND SHIT, AND IM LIEK, GROSS, BUT WOW. AND THEY WERE TAKING THEM LIKE A WHIP (CUZ THEY WAS LONG LIKE THAT) AND BEATING SOME LITTLE 9 YEAR OLD BOY WITH THEM, IM LIEK, THAT POOR BOY, SHOULD I DO SOEMTHING, AND I GOT CLOSER AND IT WAS MAD MAX, ALL THREE PUBES OF HIM. HE WAS CRYING AND YELLING "STOP MISTAR, I DONT KNO YOU, THAT HURTS!" AND I WAS ALL LIKE, I SHOULD HELP HIM, THEY ARE WHIPPING HIM PRETTY HARD. JUST THEN ONE OF THEM PUT THEIR PENISES IN HIS ASS AND HE SCREAMED REALLY LOUD AND BLOOD HIT THE WINDOW AND I WAS SCARED AND GROSSED OUT SO I RODE HOME CRYING.

[Anonymous]

Esuohlim: Hey fucktard, I thought you said you skipped over my posts. Oh and I know you aren't telling any jokes, there's no way anything you say that could be mistaken as funny. The thing that's the joke, is your fuckin' life fucktard.

Carnivore: Yeah, I remember what happened last time, you made some lass ass attempt at trying to out insulting me and I fuckin' whipped all your fucktard asses, just like always. But start comparing me to Osma Bin Laden or Kim Jong now, I'm kinda interested to see what the effect might be.

Hickman: You are without a doubt the most useless fucktard on here, either attempt an attack or concentrate on getting ass raped by pinheads, you can't do both at the same time.

Retro Kat: LIEK, I SAW A VIDEO CAMERA IN THIS WINDOW OF A HOUSE WHEN I RIDING MY BIKE HOME FROM KARATE. SO I WAS ALL LIKE, WHOA, THIS MIGHT BE FUN, SO I WENT OVER AND I SAW THESE HUGE BLACK GUIUYZ WITH THE BIGGEST PENISES EVAR. THEY WERE LIKE, SUPAR LONG AND SHIT, AND IM LIEK, GROSS, BUT WOW. AND THEY WERE TAKING THEM LIKE A WHIP (CUZ THEY WAS LONG LIKE THAT) AND BEATING SOME LITTLE 9 YEAR OLD BOY WITH THEM, IM LIEK, THAT POOR BOY, SHOULD I DO SOEMTHING, AND I GOT CLOSER AND IT WAS RETRO KAT, ALL THREE PUBES OF HIM. HE WAS CRYING AND YELLING "STOP MISTAR, I DONT KNO YOU, THAT HURTS!" AND I WAS ALL LIKE, I SHOULD HELP HIM, THEY ARE WHIPPING HIM PRETTY HARD. JUST THEN ONE OF THEM PUT THEIR PENISES IN HIS ASS AND HE SCREAMED REALLY LOUD AND BLOOD HIT THE WINDOW AND I WAS SCARED AND GROSSED OUT SO I RODE HOME CRYING.

Evil Empire Enterprises
So much for being BANNED!

[DamnthatDavid]

Posts Posts, Magical Posts.

Generic Insults aren't funny. You need to tailor the insult to the person. Just yelling out that his/her (Family Member or friend) molested them in such a way is dull and unoriginal.
So, lets put our thinking Caps on Max, and come up with something great that your mommy cam be proud of. :party

[Carnivore]

http://landru.i-link-2.net/shnyves/God.creating.stars.jpeg
Job 36:12 - But if they obey not, they shall perish by the sword, and they shall die without knowledge.

[Brandon]

When I think "funny"..

..I still think MAD MAX.

[ziggytrix]

Mad Max is VinceZeb.

Same IP?

[Matt Harty]

Same old.

[Penis Cancer]

:whitepig mooo the piggy goes mooo

[Anonymous]

DamnthatDavid: (Sigh) Much like the rest of these fucktards, you don't fuckin' get it. I'm not here to be funny. You're here to amuse me. Any insult I come up with is irrelevent, for two reasons. One being the fact that repetition is the only thing you fucktards understand, since you do it on daily basis. Two I do talyor make make insults for each individual, I can't help the fact if so many of you fucktards get molested by you Dad.

Carnivore:
Fucktards 24:7
AND SO THE FUCKTARD CARNIVORE BECAME ONE WITH HIS BTICH BOY DAMNTHATDAVID AND THEY KNEW EACH OTHER AND THUS BEGAT ARTIFICIAL BRANDON WHO MATED WITH THE NOBLE PIG AND BEGAT ZIGGYTRIX WHO ABUSED HIMSELF INTO A PILE OF DOG FECES WHICH BEGAT MATT HARDY.

ArtificialBrandon: When I think Artifical Brandon, I still think ArticialBrandon.

ziggytrix: Same dick in your mouth, fucktard?

Matt Hardy: Same fucktard.

Penis Cancer: Who the fuck are you fucktard? Get the fuck outta this thread and take your beastiality fantasies with you fucktard.

Evil Empire Enterprises
Running "fucktard" into the ground since 1785!

[Dole]

"I'm not here to be funny. "

you said it.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

what a dickhole....

[Matt Harty]

http://smile.smilies.nl/4.gif

[Protoclown]

Mad Max is VinceZeb.

Same IP?

No, same delusions, same personality.

[Big McLargehuge]

Just stop, every body just stop.

[Esuohlim]

Esuohlim: Hey fucktard, I thought you said you skipped over my posts. Oh and I know you aren't telling any jokes, there's no way anything you say that could be mistaken as funny. The thing that's the joke, is your fuckin' life fucktard.

TRANSLATION: I'M MAD MAX :picklehat

[Big McLargehuge]

Kill yourself

[DamnthatDavid]

"I'm not here to be funny. "

Then what are you doing here?

You're here to amuse me.

But that doesn't explain why you here.
If you just want to amuse yourself, you can create shadow puppets, and call them fucktards all day long.

I think you come here because you like to be verberly abused and laughed at.

Infact, Civilization has a name for people like you.

Masochist.
mas·och·ism ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ms-kzm)
n.
1. The deriving of sexual gratification, or the tendency to derive sexual gratification, from being physically or emotionally abused.

2. The deriving of pleasure, or the tendency to derive pleasure, from being humiliated or mistreated, either by another or by oneself.

3. A willingness or tendency to subject oneself to unpleasant or trying experiences.

Number 2 fits you like a glove, or a gimp mask, in your case.

[kellychaos]

Mad Max is VinceZeb.

Same IP?

No, same delusions, same personality.

If it walks like a troll and talks like a troll.

[Anonymous]

Dole: Fucktard

Cosmo: Fucktard

Matt Hardy: Fucktard

Protoclown: Fucktard

Big McLargehuge: Fucktard

Esuohlim: Fucktard

DamethatDavid: Fucktard

kellychaos: Fucktard

Evil Empire Enterprises
BANNED! :lol

[Rez]

:D COLORS! :D

[Esuohlim]

HE WRITES STUFF DOWN LIKE IT'S IN A SCRIPT OR SOMETHING.

QUICK, I THINK HE WANTS US TO ACT IT OUT. :(

[Matt Harty]

WHERE'S DOLE HIS LINES FIRST

[DamnthatDavid]

Ah... Sad, I made Max a nice little gift in HTML, but I just noticed I can't use it.

Ok Max, ctrl copy this, past it into a notepad, and save as MrIdiot.html

<center>
<marquee behavior="alternate" direction ="left"width="300"><font color="red">Pretty</marquee></font>

<marquee behavior="alternate" direction ="right"width="300"><font color="blue">Colors!</marquee></font>



<marquee behavior="alternate" direction ="left"width="100">Fuck</marquee>
<marquee behavior="alternate" direction ="right"width="100">Tard</marquee>
</center>

[liquidstatik]

I doubt he'll waste his time doing that. :/

[Anonymous]

Rez: Fucktard :sleep

Esuohlim: Fucktard :blah

Matt Hardy: Fucktard :fu

DamnthatDavid: Fucktard :blowme

Oh, I tried that shadow puppet idea that you came up with, but it just doesn't have the same impact. They don't fight back and make pathetic come backs, in effect they have more intellegence than you fucktards. As for your lame ass psychological assessment, its pretty apparent, that the only masochists here are you fucktards, since you keep responding.

liquidstaktik: Fucktard :)

Evil Empire Enterprises
Banned! :bestthread

[Dole]

king of comebacks :goth

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Max = Idiot cocksucker.

It has to be Vinth...or OAO with a beer in him....

[Brandon]

Max = Idiot cocksucker.

It has to be Vinth...or OAO with a beer in him....
FOR THE LAST TIME, HE ONLY DRINKS WINE COOLERS! >:

[Esuohlim]

Esuohlim: Fucktard :blah

HOW COY ;)

[Rez]

no colors :(

but faces! :)

but not enough >:

[liquidstatik]

I THINK MAD MAX LIKES ME :D

[whoreable]

Hi Everybody! :bacos

[liquidstatik]

Hello internet buddy! :o