Bow before your GOD.

[Stoppa]

In this thread, you, my loyal, diminutive, dipfuck subjects will have the opportunity to worship at the feet of your master.

You may do so by proclaiming my greatness, posting nudes of your sisters/wives/mothers if said bitches are hot, or by offering head.

I didn't say I'd take it, but the thought is meaningful.

[MEATMAN]

In this thread, you, my loving, superior, almighty lords will have the opportunity to saw off the feet of your jester.

You may do so by proclaiming my idiocy, posting nudes of myself in compromising positions, or by slicing off my head.

I didn't say I'd like it, but the thought is meaningful.

I'll get back to you when I'm done jerking off the dog. :wank

Stoppa 6:8
Twice As Stoned
Half As Cold

Press any key and your computer will lock up. If you call tech support we'll blame Microsoft.

[Gurlugon]

Dilbert :lol :faint

[executioneer]

I didn't realize there was a Dilbert about jerking off the dog :eek

I gotta start reading that more :lol

-willie

[Rongi]

I THOUGHT DILBRERT WAS A SATIRE OF OFFICE HUMOR :(

MAN, THEY MUST BE REALLY RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS IF THEY'RE RESULT TO DICK JOKES :(

[Anonymous]

This is totally making me want to draw dilbert porn :<

[Cap'n Crunch]

WHY WAS MY DILBERT POST DELETED? >:

[MEATMAN]

Because I reported it.

[Anonymous]

Thank god for YOU, good sir!

Now?

http://www.popnko.com/imock/ILOVETHISTHREAD.gif

[Rongi]

That is the best picture ever made.

[Dole]

that god is rubbish

[The Retro Kat]

Hey, hey Stoppa...hey stoppa stop sucking. Hey stoppa.

[Tubesock]

Yeah, I wish Stoppa would stoppa sucking too.

[Anonymous]

GUYS CAN'T YOU SEE THAT HE ISN'T EVEN HERE AND HE HAS BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN TO HAVE ALREADY OWNED US ALL

[The Retro Kat]

I guess you're right, wanna make out?

[Tubesock]

I WIN!!! ON TO ROUND 28!!!

[Matt Harty]

He's typing drawn out replies to all of your posts that had nothing to do with him. :madmax :rolleyes

[Bulletproof_Kennedy]

http://www.geocities.com/tetramaster12000/moderated.txt

o_o