Environment gets no State of the Union Mention

[mburbank]

Not one word on the environment, but speciffic mention of Steroid abuse in pro sports?

And what happened to Moon Base Bush?

[Abcdxxxx]

The evironment isn't in the Union, it's in nature. Duh.

[sspadowsky]

:lol

[theapportioner]

The State of the Moon... is good.

[Emu]

Who gives a shit about some stupid flowers? I can get my gas cheap now that we've soaked Iraq in blood.

[Jeanette X]

Not one word on the environment, but speciffic mention of Steroid abuse in pro sports?


Bush has some very fucked-up priorites. :explode

Although I can't say that I'm suprised. :(

[kellychaos]

The New England Patriot's quarterback, Tom Brady, was in the first lady's box that night. Perhaps that threatened Dubya's masculinity.

[mburbank]

In the future can you please use the phrase 'making love' instead of the highly offensive description of a football play being 'in the first lady's box'?

[The One and Only...]

Maybe Bush realizes that the environment doesn't need a mention.

[Jeanette X]

Maybe Bush realizes that the environment doesn't need a mention.

Allow me to rephrase something Max said a while back:
Even if you do not think that preserving the environment is important from an ecological standpoint, if you can't see the cultural, aesthetic, scientific, and economic value of keeping it intact, then you are an idiot.

[mew barios]

i'm just glad he had time to wag his finger at those loose cannon activist judges imposing their evil homomarriages on our unsuspecting society. :/ rrg.

[Abcdxxxx]

Look if you all love the environment so much why don't you go live in it? Love it or leave it, baby. (or go to space?)

[Brandon]

Maybe Bush realizes that the environment doesn't need a mention.

Allow me to rephrase something Max said a while back:
Even if you do not think that preserving the environment is important from an ecological standpoint, if you can't see the cultural, aesthetic, scientific, and economic value of keeping it intact, then you are an idiot.
NOTHING MUST INTERFERE WITH THE MECHANICS OF LAISSEZ-FAIRE CAPITALISM!

AND BURN FANGORN FOREST TO THE GROUND!

[The One and Only...]

There is nothing ascetic in depriving third world countries the opportunity to use their natural resources.

And my point remains the same. From all points of view, the environment is in decent shape as far as cost-benefit analysis.

[Jeanette X]

There is nothing ascetic in depriving third world countries the opportunity to use their natural resources.


We weren't talking about the Third World here, you twit. We were talking about the United States.

And it's aesthetic, not ascetic.

[camacazio]

And my point remains the same. From all points of view, the environment is in decent shape as far as cost-benefit analysis.
Tell that to the huge growing hole in the ozone layer.

[The One and Only...]

Yeah. I'll tell it to that when I believe the primary cause of it was pollution.

[mburbank]

Well, at least we're going to tackle the issue of steroid use in pro sports. That's got to count for something.

And OAO. Cost benefit analysis has a good deal to say about what you kidneys would fetch on the open market.

[The One and Only...]

I believe in the right to sell your own organs.

Hell, I support the rights of cannibals so long as everyone is willing in the feast.

[Anonymous]

Yeah. I'll tell it to that when I believe the primary cause of it was pollution.

So what is causing it?


Hold on to your sides, folks...

[The One and Only...]

Scientists have suggested that the ozone has continually opened and closed throughout history, much like some speculations on global warming.

You want something to be concerned about? Read up on global dimming. Now THAT'S scary...

[Anonymous]

Scientists have suggested that the ozone has continually opened and closed throughout history, much like some speculations on global warming.

Oh, One...

Let me show you something:


Scientists have suggested that earthquakes are caused by the menstrual gyrations of giant subterranean worms.


You see? I said that scientists suggest it, but at the same time, I provided no actual evidence to support that statement. Now, I can't prove that there are no scientists in the world that believe this theory, but still, some evidence would be nice.


You want something to be concerned about? Read up on global dimming. Now THAT'S scary...

Scientists have suggested that global dimming is caused by an excess of hot air exuded by naive teenagers that think they understand the world well enough to argue against adults who have actually experienced the real world.


See? I did it again!

[ranxer]

i bet you can't figure out what caused the ozone hole according to this scientist --> http://indypgh.org/uploads/rosalieearthweapon56k.wmv

uh, i mean, it requires listening to find out.

[Protoclown]

Boogie made me LOL

[mburbank]

I wan't talking about you selling your organs. I'm talking about I-mock selling your organs, maybe to fund the zombie movie. Then we could use your corpse for special effects and really maximize profits. The cost to us is minimal, the benefit to us and society quite large. I can't see a single argument against it. We'll just excercise our right to 'elliminate' you and cash on your nice fresh organs.

[The One and Only...]

That would violate my rights, now, wouldn't it? Or are you a legal positivist? Have fun explaining that to your God...

[kellychaos]

In the future can you please use the phrase 'making love' instead of the highly offensive description of a football play being 'in the first lady's box'?

Actually Max, that was an almost word for word quote from the Fox2 news anchor prior to the speech. He said something like "And in the first lady's box tonight is Tom Brady ... " I laughed a lot at that.