Riddles

[I am Mexican Jewish]

[list:90743a979b][list:90743a979b]If there are 5 Birds on the Wall
How many can you shoot with 5 bullets and a guns?[/list:u:90743a979b][/list:u:90743a979b]

[James]

One, because the other 4 will fly away once they hear a gunshot. :lol

[Rez]

none, becuse you'll miss and the birds will fly away...


then you'll track them down and try to shoot them, but you miss each time because your aim sucks still, and you run out of bullets.

at this point the birds convene and decide to kill you, so they go off to contact winnie the pooh, who agrees to brutally rape and kill you.

you better watch your ass.

[I am Mexican Jewish]

One, because the other 4 will fly away once they hear a gunshot. :lol

That's correct! :D

I will post new riddle later. :)

[Les Waste]

http://www.seanbaby.com/superfriends/images/riddler11.jpg

WHAT'S PURPLE AND GREEN AND COMMITS LOTS OF CRIME?
WHOSE SUPER POWER IS WASTING YOUR TIME?

:(

[Rez]

GnrySgtHartman :(

[I am Mexican Jewish]

[list:7604d79c94][list:7604d79c94]How many letters are in the alphabet?[/list:u:7604d79c94][/list:u:7604d79c94]

[Rez]

eight.

i want my mommy :(

[James]

7 or 11, depending who you ask.

7, if you mean each unique letter (meaning you aren't counting repeats), and 11 if you are.

[I am Mexican Jewish]

7 or 11, depending who you ask.

7, if you mean each unique letter (meaning you aren't counting repeats), and 11 if you are.

Not bad, Jamesman. It's 11 as in "the alphabet" :)

[pjalne]

One, because the other 4 will fly away once they hear a gunshot. :lol

What if the birds are deaf? Or kiwis? Or penguins?

I just pictured four penguins run like fucking hell. You should too.

[James]

I am the riddle king. :(

[Captain Robo]

Penguins can't run, they would flop on their bellies and wriggle themselves away.

[pjalne]

Exactly :lol

[James]

Penguins... Riddles...

CAN WE STOP MENTIONING BATMAN VILLAIN STUFF ALREADY? >:

[I am Mexican Jewish]

I am the riddle king. :(

You, sir, you're the true riddle king! I shall :worship

[Captain Robo]

HOLY NEVER MIND :(

[Les Waste]

If there was ever a Batman movie starring the cast of this message board, I think Captain Robo would be a good Robin. :)

Half of you fuckers would have no lines, wear shirts that say "HENCHMAN" and would carry boxes back and forth for the Penguin >:

[GnrySgtHartman]

"Chris Farley would've been a good batman."

[I am Mexican Jewish]

Heh, I would like to hear this one: "I LIVE IN THE BATCAVE DOWN BY THE RIVER!" :)