Freaky/Scary/Wierd/Frightening Toys

[ArrowX]

C'mon you all know youve had one of those toys that just plain frighten the Hell out of you. Ex.Furbys

Just post about the strangest toy youve ever owned or encountered.

[Snatchtastic]

The most dissturbing toy I have is TALISAC from the McFarlane and Clive Barker TORTURED SOULS collection. It's a 12 inch figure of a man with his face sliced open with hooks in the flesh suspending him in the air. He has a large abominabal fetus inside of him and a giant I.V pumping fluids into his half dead body. On my toy shelf he's the first noticed toy, I think its the most dissturbing thing ever so I had to buy it.

[liquidstatik]

Yer signature is extremely large, Arrow.

[femme-ass]

heh heh heh

http://www.wvi.com/~beaver/scry/tweety1.jpghttp://www.wvi.com/~beaver/scry/tweety2.jpg

[bellymonster]

When I was little, I used to be afraid of my Rancor monster Star Wars figure. When I got too scared of it at night, I would wrap it up in a dirty shirt or towel or something and put it down the laundry chute. My mom would find it all the time doing laundry. :/

[the_dudefather]

The most dissturbing toy I have is TALISAC from the McFarlane and Clive Barker TORTURED SOULS collection. It's a 12 inch figure of a man with his face sliced open with hooks in the flesh suspending him in the air. He has a large abominabal fetus inside of him and a giant I.V pumping fluids into his half dead body. On my toy shelf he's the first noticed toy, I think its the most dissturbing thing ever so I had to buy it.

stop mocking me just because i wont get mine off ROG in the summer! agggagggghhhh

[Sticks]

When I was like 11, my grandma got me this weird dancing teddy that whenever you push its paw, it will dance. So I had it on my bottom shelf, it looked sorta weird. One night, it started dancing by itself, over and over so I took out that batteries and threw it away. o.o;;;

[xWHitEObSeSSioNx]

you know what eould be great? An Ann-Margret toy! :love

[ArrowX]

Know what'd be great!?

you drinking bleach!

[Emu]

:bestthread

[Mallrat867]

The tortured souls collection is quit scary.

I got a ozzy figure that ha a headlees bat that you canm stick in his mouth. it scares me to think of the Rabie shots Ozzy must have indured.

[Gurlugon]

you know what eould be great? An Ann-Margret toy! :love

My first and only character. :(

[Neurotic monkey]

The most dissturbing toy I have is TALISAC from the McFarlane and Clive Barker TORTURED SOULS collection. It's a 12 inch figure of a man with his face sliced open with hooks in the flesh suspending him in the air. He has a large abominabal fetus inside of him and a giant I.V pumping fluids into his half dead body. On my toy shelf he's the first noticed toy, I think its the most dissturbing thing ever so I had to buy it.

I say that thing in a store and i freaked out five kids with it

[ZiM The Homicidal Maniac]

ALL of the Tortured Souls figures, Mcfarlane's "Twisted Land of Oz" figures, The Hellriaser line, and most of Mcfarlane's other toys.

[Anonymous]

I'd still say Furbys are scarier than anything Clive or McFarlane could ever come up with.

What still baffles me is why the hell Cabbage Patch Dolls didn't scare the hell outta kids, they're fucking pod creatures for Christ's sake!

I won't even go into that obvious child killing Teddy Ruxpin bear. :lol

[Pancakes]

i had a dol that looked like CHUCKY O_O;;

[Dixie]

i was afraid of those jelly plastic monster finger puppets from gumball machines. they reminded me of Ghoulies, which i was deathly afraid of watching. being 8 sucked.

[eggyolk]

my dad got me a gremlin toy once, i was scared shitless of it. then his friend had a dried out chicken claw/foot and they told me it was a gremlin paw. i swear to god, i was up for three days after hearing that. then one day i took the toy and threw it into the woods. that showed them ALL :lol

[subterfuge]

I was searching for the Gloworm doll, but I found this picture instead:

http://www.thebrownhaze.com/Gloworm.jpg

[MLE]

i was afraid of popples for the longest time :(

they turned inside out, and had no organs :(

[Supafly345]

I was searching for the Gloworm doll, but I found this picture instead:
Here is a picture I made of gloworm several years ago for an article. So you don't have to search:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v171/supafly345/posts/MJVGloWorm.jpg

[subterfuge]

cool! that's it! that's the thing that scared me. as well as the song on the gloworm commercial.

[Ninjavenom]

It's supposed to be sick, but i think the new Elizabeth Bathory figure is fucking awesome.




http://www.spawn.com/toys/horror/monsters3/elizabeth/images/monsters3_elizabeth_photo_04_dp.jpg

[executioneer]

that chick is hawt

[the[Hitman]]

wow that thing is awesome.

[Dixie]

dude total scoooooooooooooooore! my bf got my the countess for my birthday he rules!!! oh and darkness (from legend) figure. roeckkkkk

[Ninjavenom]

I can't even find the countess >:

[Dixie]

they had her at tower records

[Zbu Manowar]

Scariest figure? That mountain of unsold Janis Joplin dolls I saw at Meijer a few years back that never sold until one day they were just gone. I think they went to join the ET Atari game in hell.

[ernasty10050]

i heard that they like put all those E.T. games into a pile and burned them? is that true?

[Father §p@z]

The spectral groper :chatter

[Zbu Manowar]

No, the ET games were steamrolled and sealed in concrete.

[Father §p@z]

Hey, you know a really awesome toy? THE BENDER ACTION FIGURE! Also, check out other Futurama dolls, such as the Professor, Dr. Zoidburg, and Fry!

[EverythingWillSuck]

There was this old disney electronic toy i had as a kid. I forgot the name of it, it was an orange screen where you could put pictures in, touch objects in the picture and there would be an explanation on the object.

I had one picture of disneyland and when i clicked on the dinosaur train thing, there was this really fucking creppy 'aaaaAAAAUUgggggh!' high-pitched sound that came out. It was also the sound that tiger made for my jungle book picture. I avoided those objects. :(

[Qlippoth]

The most dissturbing toy I have is TALISAC from the McFarlane and Clive Barker TORTURED SOULS collection. It's a 12 inch figure of a man with his face sliced open with hooks in the flesh suspending him in the air. He has a large abominabal fetus inside of him and a giant I.V pumping fluids into his half dead body. On my toy shelf he's the first noticed toy, I think its the most dissturbing thing ever so I had to buy it.

Yeah, too bad Clive Barker is so much better at designing toys than he is at writing an interesting novel. I've started reading 3 of them, and was too apathetic to finish any.

[-->oscam]

The only problem with Clive Barker is he tries to weave in gay overtones to everything he writes.