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[James]

I Luv Mike Jackson 4eva

This better be a fucking character, or I'm going to get a strike force together to kill that ghost-faced noseless lunatic woman.

[GnrySgtHartman]

It's probably your favorite woman Ericka Crystal. Man, you had a huge boner for her at the old boards.

[James]

I still can't believe... no wait, I can believe it.

Hey, dipshit, did you miss the whole chunk where it was understood that all that was a joke? I subtlely insulted her big time, under the guise of friendship, and I was waiting for her to realize it. Then she got banned.

Dare I say it? Yes I dare! You need to go put a dollar in the "Don't" jar.

[GnrySgtHartman]

Christ man, don't cry about it.

[Captain Robo]

I talk to Erika occassionally.

I wish she'd sleep over his house and then commit herself.

[James]

I talk to Erika occassionally.

Nothing any of us could ever say to make fun of you will top this comment.

[Captain Robo]

Jamesman has done it again.

Read the rest of the comment.

[Les Waste]

Um, Robo, why do you talk to her?

And Erika Krystal = secks, but she was criminally insane. You can tell because she has the grossest fetish ever.

[James]

She was mildly attractive. Kind of a bulbous nose, and I hate that Christina Aguilara-meets-cat in a wood chipper singing style, but I can admit she probably had some invitingly moist holes.

But I still will never ever go for a girl who is as sickeningly obsessed with an escapee from the Island of Dr Moreau.

Don't even fucking make me post more of her erotic MJ stories.

[Mystic_Powers]

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