I've Given Up Drinking...

[ProfessorCool]

For my fiancee :(

[Command Prompt]

You changed for a girl? Fag. She better give great head and not give you shit for going out with your friends. :(

[Mr. Vagiclean]

Well, what did she give up? :/

[Command Prompt]

HER STANDARDS :lol

j/k

[ProfessorCool]

Yeah, I guess there's something about me not making a jackass out of myself in public anymore or crashing my car and dying before my wedding makes me a blantant homosexual :)

She gave up smoking

[executioneer]

but making a jackass of yourself in public is the best thing in life :(

-willie

[Rongi]

I don't have to get drunk in order to look like a jackass :rolleyes

[executioneer]

but it helps :lol

-willie

[glowbelly]

good job. while i haven't completely given up drinking, i have cut down on my excessiveness. now when i go out, i limit myself to 3 drinks. i also don't go out that much anymore. i think i've grown out of it.

the whole scene was making me sick a long time ago and i ended up holing myself up at home and drinking heavily there while alone...which is never, ever a good thing.

[Rongi]

yeah :lol

and being a drunk jackass is fun because if you get drunk enough you don't remember it and your friends are all like "you were such a jerk last night >:" and you can be all like "i don't remember anything :("

[Big McLargehuge]

OMG DRINKING SUX :x

[glowbelly]

my horrible ex boyfriend used to get so drunk that he wouldn't remember punching me in the face the night before...OR SO HE SAID. >:

[Rongi]

now i feel bad :(

[glowbelly]

haha, LOSER.

[Rongi]

>:

[glowbelly]

i'm just trying to teach you how your words can HURT :(

;)

[executioneer]

highschool :(

-willie

[Rongi]

sticks and stones as they say :(

[ProfessorCool]

thanks for the support gang

I think it's going to be worse for here to stop smoking, so i made this deal with her, hopefully we can keep it up till our wedding day in april.

Hopefully i can just stop altogether. :(

[Jason]

You guys gave up smoking and drinking'? Pretty big commitment. congrats.

[EverythingWillSuck]

Congrats, my dad stopped smoking about a month ago.

He was going to give up drinking but he didn't. :lol

[executioneer]

i'll give up drinking when my life stops being a bleak nightmare :lol

-willie

[ProfessorCool]

I would say "Do it for your cats", but if there anything like my, there complete drunks.

[executioneer]

it's not like i can even GET puking and not-remembering drunk >: lousy body mass >:

-willie

[Mr. Vagiclean]

I envy your body mass :tear

[executioneer]

oh sure having to pay 3 times as much to get the same drunk is GREAT >:

-willie

[Mr. Vagiclean]

but you can chug along three times as many cold beer bottles while watching your friends mumble their crap incoherently :) . I always love watching them go apeshit

[executioneer]

i don't drink beer :(

-willie

[Mr. Vagiclean]

:( come on willie, MY name is will too, we gotta have fuggin SOMETHING in common.

[Big McLargehuge]

I know what you mean willie, i went to mexico with my friends and had 14 shots and 4 beers and was still less drunk than any of those fuckers, BEING BIG SUX >: also i've never even vomitted >:

[executioneer]

i partially bypass my problem by drinking vodka and Red Bull or "kleinfelds", either it's just a combination fo caffeine rush and alcohol buzz or it somehow MAKES THE ALCOHOL WORK BETTER :(

-willie

[Dole]

I love drinking, but I only drink a couple of nights a week and not that much.....smoking is SO much harder to give up. I have cut down a lot but that last push is proving pretty damn hard.

[TeRRaNuSER]

haha, i quit smoking the day i decided i wanted to. it wasnt hard at all, youre just weak.

[executioneer]

w/e NEWB :rolleyes I quit smoking before I STARTED :lol

-willie

[Dole]

"haha, i quit smoking the day i decided i wanted to. it wasnt hard at all, youre just weak."

1) A 200 a day habit is hard to quit
2) non-smokers are rubbish
3) Ex-smokers are worse
4) You only smoked once, and it made you cry
5) You cried mainly because of fear of 'Mummy'
6) Don't get me started on 'Daddy'
7) Your dreams are filled with fevered landscapes of worringly phallic cigarettes menacing you
8 ) whats more disturbing is some of these dreams are 'wet' ones
9) Anyone who uses upper case letters randomly in their username is automatically a cUnT
10) The only time you tried to buy cigarrettes, you involuntarily defecated in your knickers when you tried to say the word 'cigarettes'
11) That experience became integrated in your phallic horror/sex dreams
12) Those ones were ALL wet
13) Smoking hates you
14) I hate you
15) 'Mummy' hates you
16) She'd hate you slightly less if you still smoked, it would mean you die sooner
17) Thats it for now- may add to this as need arises.

[soundtest]

wanna know irony? i'll tell u irony!

i am fucking HAMMERED right now!

and i agree with ONLY willie here. and i agree with hime 100%. and one day there will be a mock meet. and i am an alcholic and i will have HIM a drinking contest :D

:)

edit: i prolly agree with dole too but am too inebriated to think HAHAHAH i'm a fucking LOSER

[executioneer]

OKAY

-willie

[soundtest]

holy shit!@ u are here! it's on!!!!!

[executioneer]

not NOW, i have to work :(

-willie

[DamnthatDavid]

I have yet to give heavy drinking a try yet. Just don't have enough money. But I hate beer, stuff is fucking nasty and full of fat.

Oh yer, but I does enjoys wetting me whistle once in a while on some of der dem whiskey. Clear's out me throat real nice like.
Taste better den them average joe supa market beers.

I feel confident that when I do start pulling in the money, enough to spend on the finer things in life, that my Irish and German blood will hold me through some fun times ahead.

[soundtest]

FUCK OFF LIGHTWEIGHT

and willie name your poison :)

[TeRRaNuSER]

1) I smoked for 7 years
2) smokers are disgusting
3) smokers who want to quit but dont are worse
3) 'mummy' hates you more than me
4) You are weak
5) YOU
6) ARE
7) WEAK

[MISTER BIG T]

I stopped while I was dating my ex. But as she is my ex, she cannot complain if I take few nowadays again. :dunce

[Dole]

18) Poo off twat nose

[Protoclown]

Dole and Willie made me LOL

Professor, good for you for making such a serious change in your life. That takes a lot of commitment and I think that's really cool that you and your girl both quit something for each other.

I'm actually thinking of taking UP drinking right about now.

[The Unseen]

My friends dad was an alcoholic and on suicide watch so my friend stopped drinking. :lol :lol :lol

[Snatchtastic]

Damn, I feel worse for Proffesor Cool's Fiance for quiting smoking. It's a prime fucking bitch to quit. One day I was watching Family Guy and Brain the dog lit a smoke and the craving hit.

Good for you for quitting the booze, good luck.

[executioneer]

ketel one, soundtest :achewood

-willie

[soundtest]

sorry man after last night i'm never drinking again :lol

[liquidstatik]

Good job, Prof! :)

[Matt Harty]

I stopped drinking after I found out it increases the risk of another panic atack. :(

[Command Prompt]

I used to get those. They are FUCKING GAY. I'm glad I got over them. Worst three months of my life.

Anyhow I've bartendered for quite some time (it feels like it anyway) and it really put me off my cookies when it comes to drinking. I'm sure everyones seen some fucked up shit at parties but I've seen quite alot. You really learn quickley when you can tow the line with people and even though they say that alchohol makes you unpredicatable, it doesn't, it really always makes people do the same stupid shit. You can walk in the room and you can get a vibe of whats going to happen like right away. I think it was that vibe that made me think drinking (heavily) was really stupid and for gays and I sort of carry it with me now to every party I go to. It sort of makes me judgemental and I really try not to be but everytime I hear someone say FUCKING RIGHTS ITS FRIDAY NIGHT TIME TO GET FUXORED I want to roll my eyes but I know they are young and having fun. But all I can see is people getting drunk and doing stupid shit that gets them hurt real bad.

I feel old now :(

Anyway I'm sure that this is the negative side of drinking. I'm sure there are refined, responsible people out there.

And why is it when you quit drinking, all your friends that still do think "you are better than everyone now" :(

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

Smart guy. You're a lot smarter than I thought you were. Seriously.

[Command Prompt]

Now I feel TERRIBLE :(

[TeRRaNuSER]

if it makes you feel better, i still think youre a moron.

[TeRRaNuSER]

and if it dosent, then too bad moron.

[Anonymous]

I stopped drinking after I found out it increases the risk of another panic atack.

I think that is a big fat lie. (that it increases the risk)

[Matt Harty]

Well it stopped me from drinking coffee too so i'm really pissed. >: