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n0skillz gamer
Feb 23rd, 2003, 01:36 AM
This may seem like an odd question but... FUCK YOU! anyay, if you ever been caught masturbating talk about it here!

James
Feb 23rd, 2003, 01:38 AM
I think Loveline is where we will talk about our masturbation, thank you.

n0skillz gamer
Feb 23rd, 2003, 01:43 AM
lol, sorry bout that, nice avatar by the way :/

GnrySgtHartman
Feb 23rd, 2003, 01:48 AM
LOL

Mystic_Powers
Feb 23rd, 2003, 02:22 AM
this one time i was in the living room when no one was home i as watching the little boy malesting channel so of course i started wacking off them my dad walked in he said on your knees boy. I was liek OMG then i started to liek it and i got into it. Then of course my hoe of a mom walked in and ruined it and kicked me out. I hope that hoe dies i hadn't even comed yet when she kicked me out. But its ok i whent to my room crawled out the window and whent to my neighbors house where old mrs johnson lives. Shes 84 by the way. Well i was liek of yea and she said on your knees and eat the muffin. She had an old wrinckly crusty puntang. It was all dry so i had to put alot of lub on it just to eat it out but its ok. After about 10 minutes we switches and my dad walked in and he said on your knees boy and i said im all ready on my knees. So he said ok well just lick my balls i was like ok then for soem strange reason after lickign his balls i whent and ate a snake cake and i cumed in my paints from easing a snake cake well thats my imberrrasing story i hope it made ya kill your self !!! thanks again. If u just read this u shoudl be shot in the face

Malevolent
Feb 23rd, 2003, 06:23 AM
You lack the opposable thumbs necessary to grip your cock.

Darryl
Feb 23rd, 2003, 09:18 AM
:lol
Carni, I am impressed that you could analyze his typing style and arrive at that conclusion. :eek

Jixby PhiIIips
Feb 24th, 2003, 12:21 PM
one time my mom caught me putting a bottle up my ass.. she got mad and smashed it over my head.. my boner went away to

Jixby Phillips
Feb 24th, 2003, 01:17 PM
WAIT A SECOND!!! :lol :lol :lol

slavemason
Feb 24th, 2003, 03:31 PM
The thing I hate most about my new job is there aren't any good places to jerk off. I've always managed to find a nice spot or dozen at my other jobs but the new one is too crowded. I think that's why I stick around I-Mockery.

Rez
Mar 1st, 2003, 03:25 PM
one time my mom caught me putting a bottle up my ass.. she got mad and smashed it over my head.. my boner went away to

:lol :lol :lol

dammit, people are trying to look at whatsofunny...

Skulhedface
Mar 2nd, 2003, 02:01 AM
"Caught Masturbating".

One suggestion: MOVE OUT OF YOUR PARENTS' HOUSE.

Captain Robo
Mar 2nd, 2003, 08:24 PM
:lol

Raize
Mar 14th, 2003, 11:31 AM
No, but I've caught people.

The best way to handle the situation is to constantly talk about it, including the small size of their penis/breasts.

Skulhedface
Mar 14th, 2003, 03:20 PM
Call me kooky, but if you're going to pick on someone for having a small penis, wouldn't it make more sense to say also he has BIG breasts?

soundtest
Mar 14th, 2003, 11:27 PM
DAMN YOU CHUN LI AND YOUR IRRESISTABLE ASS

Bod
Mar 15th, 2003, 08:48 AM
Never been caught wanking as I'm too subtle, but I've been caught shagging plenty of times. A few times in a park, once on a dissused bridge (seems it was still in use) and once in a firestation. Wouldja believe the alarm went off and all the firemen turned up!

The Retro Kat
Mar 15th, 2003, 03:39 PM
I was caught once, then it splurged out in her face.

kirkis
Mar 15th, 2003, 11:54 PM
I wasn't caught masturbating, but i was caught watching porn and about to masturbate. I was watching porn, then i paused it and when to get a rag, and i came back and my dad was right there. yeah. my boner was gone in a sec.

cenamalo
Mar 16th, 2003, 12:26 AM
never got caught (i lock my friggin door) but once i was doing it and my tennis coach called me. i didn't know what he wanted so i kept going. that's about when i realized i needed to stop, and i actually quit masturbating a week later. 1year, 6months and counting. my friends got a pool to see when i'll bust :wank

soundtest
Mar 16th, 2003, 12:54 PM
sounds like a hilarious contest! somebody should really make a show about that!! :lol

kellychaos
Apr 3rd, 2003, 01:15 PM
What? ... like you got it caught in a vegetable ... or a vice? :(

The Unseen
Apr 3rd, 2003, 03:27 PM
I never get caught, i am a ninja so i hide in the shadows :(

Dixie
Apr 3rd, 2003, 04:45 PM
my boyfriend caught me once, he asked why i hid the fact i did that. i asked why wasn't he mad. the answer came shortly after i did. apparently he wants to watch when i do. i'm good with that.

Cybernetico
Apr 3rd, 2003, 06:02 PM
............

:bestthread

xangeldavidx
Apr 6th, 2003, 08:37 PM
why would yer boyfriend be mad if he caught you? .... anyway

Royal Tenenbaum
Apr 6th, 2003, 10:09 PM
Because he is an insensitive jerk. :)

SisterOFMercy
Apr 14th, 2003, 10:27 PM
you people are probably not attractive...

barney sings..

" i love you, you love me, who needs friends? when my hands are free...?"