Tips for meeting women

[Big McLargehuge]

Tips for meeting women
Always know what pocket your lighter is in
No that’s not a metaphor
I don’t use metaphor
Because I just realized
That I live metaphor
Read truth when they speak lies
‘Cause there is more truth in lies
Than truth in eyes
(and there is a whole lot of truth there)
My lies will guide them to conclusions
I want delusions about my intentions
Cause what I am and who I am
Just isn’t quite good enough.
So I give instructions on how to form misintentions


This works spoken aloud.

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

Did you fuck her in the ass?

[Sicktodeathmx]

Use a lighter that has porn taped onto it

[Big McLargehuge]

You all lose, all the time. Just quit.

[Sicktodeathmx]

LOL, but it worked for me when it came to meeting guys!

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

OMG YOU FUCKED HER IN THE ASS!!! YOU DIRTY SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[ProfessorCool]

you are the most worthless poster ever, that's the best compliment I can give you.