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FartinMowler
Jan 26th, 2004, 12:19 PM
why do english people call cigarettes fag's?

Cosmo Electrolux
Jan 26th, 2004, 12:23 PM
they tried calling them penis, but people got the wrong idea..

FartinMowler
Jan 26th, 2004, 12:26 PM
why do cigars look like a piece of shit?

FartinMowler
Jan 26th, 2004, 12:31 PM
Are old men who smoke pipes, smoking crack cocain? Do women really look sexy smoking? if someone swallows chewing tobacco will they die? if someone stuck smoking patches on there forehead what would happen?

The Unseen
Jan 26th, 2004, 12:35 PM
I think that some women who smoke look sexy but that's only in advertisements :(

And Cosmo Electrux is a cocksmoker :(

Cosmo Electrolux
Jan 26th, 2004, 01:07 PM
when retards gain access to computers, do they ask stupid questions on message boards?

TeRRaNuSER
Jan 26th, 2004, 08:21 PM
i think mr rainbow avatar is angry at the missleading subject

Esuohlim
Jan 26th, 2004, 08:37 PM
http://home.austin.rr.com/brianscrib/happy%20bunny.JPG

THIS THREAD IS ABOUT BUNNAYS NOW

agroskaterik
Jan 26th, 2004, 08:45 PM
Thats, thats not a bunny, thats a man dressed as a bunny.

Emu
Jan 26th, 2004, 08:51 PM
Why isn't dowdy banned yet?

AChimp
Jan 26th, 2004, 09:02 PM
Because this board hasn't physically started to smell yet.

camacazio
Jan 26th, 2004, 09:03 PM
It's getting there.

HickMan
Jan 26th, 2004, 09:05 PM
Probobally because your pizza is so moldy :/

Anonymous
Jan 26th, 2004, 09:23 PM
Why isn't dowdy banned yet?

Because if I ban FartinMowler's character, there's a chance that FartinMowler will return to the boards.

Cap'n Crunch
Jan 26th, 2004, 09:31 PM
That was lame Fartin. :(

MK IV
Jan 27th, 2004, 05:01 AM
Cigarettes in british land have not been called fags since the 80's, those in the know now call them bifters

TeRRaNuSER
Jan 27th, 2004, 05:46 AM
and aside from you and all of your friend, who's in the know?

MK IV
Jan 27th, 2004, 06:13 AM
Pretty anyone who stop's me in the street an asks if I got a spare bifter.
I mean seriously, if you were at work would you say "Im just popping out for a fag ", I know people who have done and oh the hilarity that ensued.

TeRRaNuSER
Jan 27th, 2004, 06:34 AM
http://home.austin.rr.com/brianscrib/happy%20bunny.JPG

Pub Lover
Jan 27th, 2004, 08:24 AM
Bifter? Not bloody likely mate!

You do know what the rest of the bloody country thinks of bloody Manchester?

Christ, now really. :rolleyes

:expat

Geggy
Jan 27th, 2004, 12:08 PM
how would an english person visiting america say it if someone around them is smoking a cigerette and its annoying them? would they say 'i hate fags'? 'i wish that guy would put out that fag?' what if they want to bum a fag from an american? 'hey can i bum a fag?' explain please.

FartinMowler
Jan 27th, 2004, 12:12 PM
Actually why I brought this up was a conversation I was having with a friend an he asked a lady walking by if he could "Bum a butt" and I thought it was ironic that the english say fag.

Anonymous
Jan 27th, 2004, 01:13 PM
Those are some hilarious situations, Geggy!

TeRRaNuSER
Jan 27th, 2004, 03:24 PM
:bestthread

Pee Wee Herman
Jan 27th, 2004, 11:20 PM
You're all a bunch of stupid cigarettes.

Jixby Phillips
Jan 27th, 2004, 11:26 PM
IF YOU'RE REALLY PEE WEE HERMAN THEN WHY ARE YOU ON THE INTERNET :rolleyes

Pee Wee Herman
Jan 27th, 2004, 11:27 PM
Because it's hard to masturbate in a crowded movie theater.

Comrade Rocket
Jan 28th, 2004, 01:16 AM
okay, that was good.

You have to admit that was funny.

Jixby Phillips
Jan 28th, 2004, 02:24 AM
I know you are, but what am I?

TeRRaNuSER
Jan 28th, 2004, 11:16 AM
i liked elf.

Matt Harty
Jan 28th, 2004, 12:49 PM
okay, that was good.

You have to admit that was funny.

No, it wasn't.

TeRRaNuSER
Jan 28th, 2004, 02:53 PM
maybe not "funny" but at least "witty" because it's a "relevant", topical reference to a pop culture icon"."

Matt Harty
Jan 28th, 2004, 03:04 PM
"shut" "up"

TeRRaNuSER
Jan 28th, 2004, 03:06 PM
":("

Pee Wee Herman
Jan 28th, 2004, 05:40 PM
What "the fuck" "?"?

soundtest
Jan 28th, 2004, 05:58 PM
my brother was in london at a pub before xmas and he said some old guy came up to him and said "scuse me mate, you know where i could find the fag machine around here?" and my brother spit out his beer and his eyes went like :eek and he said "you guys have machines for that now?!"

waitaminute

TeRRaNuSER
Jan 28th, 2004, 06:07 PM
and then the duck said to the bartender...

BAPE
Jan 28th, 2004, 06:29 PM
soundtest your image is a red x that means it doesnt work or the link to it on the internet has died move it or lose it i tell ya guys newbies they just dont get it so what have i missed

TeRRaNuSER
Jan 28th, 2004, 06:33 PM
soundtest your image is a red x that means it doesnt work or the link to it on the internet has died move it or lose it i tell ya guys newbies they just dont get it so what have i missed what did i just miss..

Pee Wee Herman
Jan 28th, 2004, 06:48 PM
soundtest your image is a red x that means it doesnt work or the link to it on the internet has died move it or lose it i tell ya guys newbies they just dont get it so what have i missed what did i just miss..
You missed a lot. Watch his avatar for a few seconds.

Esuohlim
Jan 28th, 2004, 06:53 PM
OHHHH, THAT'S TRICKY. :lol

YOU ARE ONE SHARP-EYED LITTLE GIRL. ;)

Pee Wee Herman
Jan 28th, 2004, 06:57 PM
I'm not a girl, silly.

noob3
Jan 28th, 2004, 06:58 PM
dude, the retards are taking over ;(

TeRRaNuSER
Jan 28th, 2004, 07:29 PM
what was the question?

Anonymous
Jan 29th, 2004, 01:28 AM
not a whole lot, BAPE. I still love you, too.

Skulhedface
Jan 30th, 2004, 06:58 PM
You're all a bunch of stupid cigarettes.

Flaming cigarettes?

Pee Wee Herman
Jan 30th, 2004, 07:00 PM
The flamingest cigarettes I've ever met.