The epic of the century

[Supafly345]

Complete the sequence of pictures with an aweful and unfunny story.

These are live adaptions of two characters from the popularly drearious Shenmue II. The man is is named Don Niu, a local crime boss, and it looks like he may want to offer this beautiful store clerk a flower. But something is amiss, how will these bad japanese actors turn out in the end? But more importanly, what the hell is going on in each scene?

[center:c7b73af3fb](1.http://www.shenmue.com/Assets/muecas_pic/058_pic_01s.jpg http://www.shenmue.com/Assets/muecas_pic/058_pic_02s.jpg.2)
(3.http://www.shenmue.com/Assets/muecas_pic/058_pic_05s.jpg http://www.shenmue.com/Assets/muecas_pic/058_pic_06s.jpg.4)
(5.http://www.shenmue.com/Assets/muecas_pic/058_pic_07s.jpg
(6.http://www.shenmue.com/Assets/muecas_pic/058_pic_09s.jpg[/center:c7b73af3fb]

I even found an emoticon of the Don's head: http://www.shenmue.com/Assets/muecas/mcs_019.jpg. Which is probably the number one thing that cheered my day up the most today.
Good God that feels good. http://www.shenmue.com/Assets/muecas/mcs_019.jpghttp://www.shenmue.com/Assets/muecas/mcs_019.jpghttp://www.shenmue.com/Assets/muecas/mcs_019.jpg

[ArrowX]

Those Images Will Haunt me for the rest of Time... :shocked

[HickMan]

I DEMAND this be a new emoticonhttp://www.shenmue.com/Assets/muecas/mcs_019.jpg

[Pee Wee Herman]

I DEMAND this be a new emoticonhttp://www.shenmue.com/Assets/muecas/mcs_019.jpg
I second this.

[Anonymous]

I can't see any of this :<

[Supafly345]

You can never see anything. And this was taken off a japanese Shenmue fan-site and are linked from them, so it isn't my (confirmed) screwey server that is the problem.

Pssst... are you lying?

[bigtimecow]

I DEMAND this be a new emoticonhttp://www.shenmue.com/Assets/muecas/mcs_019.jpg

booyah.

[Emu]

What would the command be, though? :(

[Immortal Goat]

Well, looking at the way his mouth is formed, I would say maybe :shhhhhhhhh :(

[The Unseen]

:gonorrhea

[Immortal Goat]

:constipated

[Matt Harty]

:USEFULL

[Ghost of Fraiser]

:hotbuffnakedness

[bigtimecow]

:cheese

he looks like hes saying it :(