Band Name Thread

[Comrade Rocket]

I need help with some band names. I have a lot that I want, but none I can settle on.

So far I have...

-Chainsaw Chinchilla
-Bubble Frog
-Escalator Sexypants
-Puppet Mushroom
-Generic Band Name 2.0
-The International House of Pancakes Mafia
-The Combine (from One Flew Over the Cucckos nest)
-Wille Funkadelli and the Golden Nut-Stubbles
-We Killed Jimmy Hoffa or We Have Jimmy Hoffa's Body

Help me pick one of those, or come up with your own. Whatever is good for you.

[Rongi]

Fish Tank Blues

But if you did that you'd have to be strictly a blues band :/

[sspadowsky]

Not So Fresh

[Cap'n Crunch]

THE TWITTY-STEVENS CONNECTION :lol

[Schimid]

The Gays >:

Seriously, that's a good name >:

[Comrade Rocket]

I wouldn't mind being a blues band. Anything but punk, way to much punk around here.

[EverythingWillSuck]

There's already a band called the Gays :(

Rascist Grafitti
NunGetsStoned (in metalcore no-sentence style)
Cookie Pocket

oajd

[Schimid]

Seriously? :eek

They stole my idea or something :(

You could be 3-In-1 Arcade, or something.

[HickMan]

Nuclear Jesus :( That was my old band's name. But we didn't even do anything so you can have it.

[Pee Wee Herman]

Anal Cunt would be an excellent band name.

[Big Papa Goat]

OMG your hardcore

[Sicktodeathmx]

Well, these are already taken, but they are all really simple. Maybe you are thinking way too complicated...

Ghoultown
Balzac
Blitzkid
The Last Gunslinger
Aleusha

They are all short and simple. Try something shorter, maybe expand from there.

[Big Papa Goat]

woops!

[Big Papa Goat]

Vomit In Rage
Just use the initials and don't tell anyone what it stands for.
Morning Wood

[Cap'n Crunch]

Sexual Harrassment
John Wilks Booth
THE KILLER BEE GEES

[Bobo Adobo]

How bout:

Ruperts Big Ol' Trunkafunk

The New Sodomy Blues Explotion

[Schimid]

You need a band name that'll make it weird when people say "(band name) rocks!"

Try stuff like...

- Magic Johnson
- Affirmative Action
- The WMD
- Hambone
- Calete (Control, Alt, Delete)
- Orreck (The vacuum guy)
- Candy Snow
- Playwright
- Right Copy
- The Hoop Dreams
- Jezzball

The list goes on and on.

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

Your band name should be PLR, but never tell anyone what it stands for, and then wait for them to come up with something and act like it's actually your name. But do it with everyone, so they all think they know the real name, but they all are thinking of different names. All the while, it stands for Penis Licking Retards.

[Perndog]

Against Premarital Sex. So when you get on stage for the first time you can yell to the crowd, "We are Against Premarital Sex!" :rock

[Comrade Rocket]

Here are some new ones I came up with

-Kung-Fu Clam
-Hydraulic Bunny
-Ramrod Oyster
-Funk Inc.
-Fuck Inc.
-Crazy Card
-Jack of Hearts
-Ace of Spades
-Vortex Dingo
-Liquid Kitten

A lot of these are made up and some of these are from http://www.solidsharkey.com/mgsname.html

[liquidstatik]

RAINBOWBRITE

[Dole]

Hetty Blenkinsop and the Undulating Time Vortex of Sexual Glumness

[McClain]

Rimmer and the Slappy Cackoff's
Mugugaibu
Penis Fleet With Handcreme
Drainpool Pubes
Youreapeein Vacation

[Pee Wee Herman]

name your band "DRUGS," and it has to be in caps.

[Esuohlim]

THE TALENTLESS ******S

[Methuselah]

Fist Face Rectums
Ding-Dong
Blue Balls
God I Hope That Is A Mole or GIHTIAM
Anal Astro Apocalypse

Could think of more but thats just to start you off

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

Trigger Happy Chinks sounds pretty good to me, and then you can all have stage names. You're Trigger, another one is Happy, and another is Chinks.

[Pee Wee Herman]

The FuckFace Battalion would be a good band name.

[Comrade Rocket]

I need to settle on one but I cant help thinking of other cool ones.

-The Renic Rebelion
-Hunny Roasted Huts
-HeavyJack
-Noir Deco :/

also I think this thread should be a sticky

[Mr. Vagiclean]

"The International house of Battlefaces"

[Methuselah]

I've got it!

"Pussy Lips"

it is catchy and who doesn't like pussy...or lips for that matter

[crash0814]

Dave Barry's come up with a few good ones, my favorite of which are The Italic Squirrels and The Seminal Fluids.

[bigtimecow]

- Genitalia in the shape of the Gods
- Six Hundred and Sixty Sixth Fornication of the Funeral Pyre
- Sodomizing Aggressive Impalement within the Center of the Earth
- Mass Ancient Vermin on the Wings of the Night Serpents
- Defunct Narcotic Slave in Valhalla
- Mystical Hungry Nightfall of the Necronomicon
- Golgothan Bathory on the Bloody Altar of Armageddon
- Hysteric Grave on the Bloody Carcass of Christ

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[slavemason]

I can't believe nobody said how awesome Capn' idea was, Killer Bee Gees. Damn that's a good one. If it's already a band I don't know about, then pooh. Otherwise, I'll be writing a tune in that direction pretty soon.

[Helm]

Against Premarital Sex. So when you get on stage for the first time you can yell to the crowd, "We are Against Premarital Sex!"

Thief! :( We're not named Against Premarital Intercourse, but that's all we say when we go on stage, in terms of introduction. Did I mention this or what? I also say that when I firstly meet a female. It would suck that we had a meeting of minds so please tell me you stole this from some post of mine.

[Perndog]

:lol

Sorry, dude, someone told me that one in person here in Minnesota when I was trying to come up with a name for my band (which is now unnamed after we all decided we didn't like "Baseless").

Oh, and on the topic of band names, the cover band I'm in has a name now...our lead singer and our lead guitarist brought a notebook to a bar in New York and scribbled a bunch of ideas down after they were sloshed. So we're called Hi-Ya now.

[Pee Wee Herman]

Call your band "The Fucking Sodomizers" or simply "The Sodomizers." No matter what, the name MUST have a reference to anal sex. Extremely offensive names tend to get free publicity. You could get the most offensive name possible, and then tell some Christain family values type organizations about your band. BAM! Free publicity.

The Guess Who did something similar. They called themselves the "Guess Who" and spread a rumour that they were secretly the Beatles. They weren't the Beatles, but it worked. Lots of people brought their first album just to see if they sounded like the Beatles. That's one of the best marketing schemes ever.

EDIT: you could also call your band "Jesus Sucks Cock," "Jesus is a Whore," "Fuck Jesus," or something that will be extremely offensive to religious people or a large segment of the population with essentially the same values or beliefs. You have no idea how good a veritable firestorm of controversy can be for a business.

[rainbowbrite]

I personally like "Parting With Fate"...that was my band name for a while but we broke up :( . Of course it's way too emo sounding for the type of music you wanna play.

[Immortal Goat]

It really all depends on the genre of music you like to get into. You said that you don't want punk, so that takes care of that. If you are gonna do metal, do something offensive or evil sounding; straight-up rock, go with something along the lines of something that might have some personal meaning. Just gonna do some crazy shit? Go with something completely random.

[Esuohlim]

"MINIMAL TO THE MAX" :eek

"THE SOUND OF SHUTTING UP" >:

[The Unseen]

Balzac :love
Blitzkid :love


Anyways, Semen Steve and the testicle twins

[Dub]

The Pretentious Bastards

[Schimid]

My Brother And Me :eek

[ProfessorCool]

Captain Sealegs and the Puny Pirate Patrol

[sspadowsky]

This isn't original, but the band doesn't exist anymore:

Those Guys Are Fags

[Studio8]

HeavyJack is the best one you've come up with on your own. I'd listen to Schmid, he's had some good suggestions.

It's really easy to do abbreviations or follow the formula of (verb)(noun) or do numbers. (Unless your bands name is 5 6 7 8...I think that's cool.)

Otherwise, here are some of my suggestions:

Block Party (would look funny on flyers)
SkinDale
Squash
La-La Lavish
WarriorSting
Never Duck Hunt
Internet
Blue not Green

[liquidstatik]

My Brother And Me :eek
Me And My Brother :eek

[ProfessorCool]

Don't Hold Your Breath >:

[Cap'n Crunch]

LOUIS STEVEN'S EXPERIENCE
CHILD PREDATOR
JOHN STAMOS AND THE TAP DANCING TWINS
MAGIC SCHOOL BUS

[ArrowX]

Tit's and Ass

Cock Nockers

BAH "O" Hammers

The What

Kung Foo Jesus

all i can think of

[ProfessorCool]

The Pop-Up Moles

[rainbowbrite]

me and trigger have our name

its NOODLE JACKER :rock