MESSAGE BOARDS GONE WILD

[mburbank]

Is there such a thing as a text onlly message board?

I have this idea of a pay for membership message board service where people with female sounding user names would write that they were lifting their shirts up.

I wouldn't want ti to be very descriptive, just "Hi, I'm going to stop typing for a sec so I can lift my shirt up and shake 'em a little. Okay, I did it."

And then guys who payed for the service could type in

"Hey, that was great, I really enjoyed reading that you did that."

[mburbank]

Okay, so, I meant to post that in general blabber.



Cause girls hardly ever post in this forum.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

um...now I'm all turned on..... >:

[Vibecrewangel]

Hi, I'm going to stop typing for a sec so I can lift my shirt up and shake 'em a little.


Okay, I did it.

[AChimp]

Hey, that was great, I really enjoyed reading that you did that.

[Protoclown]

can i shake my dick?

[mburbank]

Who are you, Christopher Reeve? You mean 'may' I.

Chimp, sure you liked it, but would you have paid for it?

[El Blanco]

Great, now my keyboard is all sticky. Fuck you, Max. Fuck you in your liberal ear.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Hi, I'm going to stop typing for a sec so I can lift my shirt up and shake 'em a little.


Okay, I did it.

Great! Just great...I'm all turned on again...>:

[mburbank]

Both you guys owe me a subscription fee. Vibe cannot be expected to work pro bono.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

damn it, Burbank...do you take Discover?

And I want her to post some pictures....just sitting there typing...

:|

thinking about shaking them....

[Drew Katsikas]

Both you guys owe me a subscription fee. Vibe cannot be expected to work pro bono.

More like pro boner! :lol

[Abcdxxxx]

Isn't that what live journal's for?

I dunno though, a message boar without red x's wouldn't turn me on.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

how about a big 'ol rainbow flashy X there, sailor?

[mburbank]

NP PICTURES! PICTURES WOULD RUIN IT! The ENTIRE point is it's simply statements in text! I want to take the whole 'gone wild' phenomena as minimal as possible.

[glowbelly]

iammama shakkking myt ittiittes and typeing snt the same tiem

[mburbank]

SEE? THAT's what I'm talking ABOUT!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

my trousers are certainly getting snug as I sit here typing....

[Dole]

I am currently defecating.

[Protoclown]

oooh, that gets me hot

[pjalne]

You know, Max, while I'm not exactly creaming my pants, I must admit that this is a tad hotter than I thought it would be.

[Vibecrewangel]

It's cold in the office today. My nipples are all hard.


See......

[Cosmo Electrolux]

damn, Vibe....you're killing me.

[Vibecrewangel]

With my nipples?

[The One and Only...]

Oddly enough, my nipples are also hard.

[Pee Wee Herman]

If I stand naked in front of the refrigerator, I look like madonna with her metal cone bra thingie.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

With my nipples?

I could be so lucky.

[Pee Wee Herman]

Death by nipples would be one hell of a way to die.

BEST. DEATH. EVER.

[Vibecrewangel]

Oh Cosmo.....


POKE.....


POKE...


HA! One for each eye!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

what a way to die! :orgasm :yum

Vibe :love :worship

[Cosmo Electrolux]

This thread must never die >:

[mburbank]

Type that you took off your top.

[Vibecrewangel]

I've taken off my top.

[Dole]

If somebody told you to type that you'd jumped off a cliff, would you??

[Vibecrewangel]

Only for you Dole. :P


I've jumped off a cliff........
















with no top on.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

okay, Max..I've taken my top off...wow, it's chilly in here...

[kellychaos]

Only for you Dole. :P


I've jumped off a cliff........
















with no top on.

Did they flutter during the decent?

[mburbank]

I'm abandoning this idea becuase nobody understands minimalist pornography.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

goddamnit. >:

[Vibecrewangel]

Guess I'll put my shirt back on..........

[Cosmo Electrolux]

shake 'em a little first

[Supafly345]

Going in depth about poking eachother with their nipples is bordering on the *internet action sex*. I assumed this would be people named "sexibabi" writing "Woooh! My shirt is soaking wet."

[Cosmo Electrolux]

That Vibe is one hot minimalist babe....