thanks you guys...

[SMN]

I finally met a girl, and she likes me back. She likes everything I like, and is very pretty.

Thanks for all your en, and discouragement and your half assed advice. It worked.
Thanks!
:)

[Schimid]

:imock

[Matt Harty]

I give it one week.

[Pee Wee Herman]

Marry her NOW.

[PILLOWFIGHT]

DOES SHE LIVE IN BURROVILLE IS HER NAME ELISE?? :O

[SMN]

nope... and its Burrillville.

[Matt Harty]

6 Days until you break up! :)

[SMN]

shut up! I have never had a 1 week relationship, and plan to continue.

[Cap'n Crunch]

5 DAYS :lol

[Methuselah]

I say she breaks up with you when you drop your pants for her for the first time

[Methuselah]

*posted twice by mistake*

[Ghost of Fraiser]

50 First Dates.

I bet the girl is chunky like drewbarrymore too you twerp.

[Pee Wee Herman]

4 DAYZ LETF TO MARY HER U LOZER

[The Unseen]

you better hope she doesn't WIN A DATE WITH TAD HAMILTON!!!

[Supafly345]

Yeah, hilarious Unseen.

By the way, who is SMN? I don't remember giving any of my priceless advice to anyone named SMN.

[Matt Harty]

4 MORE DAYS TILL YOUR ALL ALONE :(

[SMN]

:fu 2 steps

1. Sit
2. Rotate

[Anonymous]

3 1/2 days! HUG HER WHILE YOU STILL CAN :<

[Terra]

While I wasn't around to give you any advice, I wish you all the luck in the world, man. :) Love is pretty cool when it happens. Sex is even better in case "love" doesn't happen. And when you can't have one, the other will suffice just snappin dandy. :)

Tara

[Pee Wee Herman]

Sex is even better in case "love" doesn't happen.
Even when you have freaky sex with a black prositute?

[Terra]

Freaky sex is the best sex. Most of the time. Color isn't an issue with me. As long as they have two legs (in some cases that's optional) and a hard dick, I'm a happy camper. :)

Tara

[Ghost of Fraiser]

The best sex starts with the words

"One, Two, Three, Your Pinned Chump"

[rainbowbrite]

The best sex starts with the words

"One, Two, Three, Your Pinned Chump"
no...the best sex starts with

"should we use the handcuffs or the sex lotion...your right...both"

[Dole]

No, the best sex starts with 'If you insist, your Majesty'.

[Matt Harty]

3 MORE DAYS

[SMN]

Stop Jynxing it. I'm really starting to worry.

Anyway, I've been goin steady with her for four days and I already hit 2nd base!!!

Right Before I got on the boards last night, I started makin out.


Gimme a month. :conspiracy

[Matt Harty]

LOL :lol

See how fast it's moving? She's going to fuck you in 2 days and leave. :(

[SMN]

1 day *bites nails*

[Protoclown]

fag

[SMN]

I've got a girl! A GIRL, PROTO! I'm not a fag.

[Terra]

So did you nail her?

If so then congrats!!! :)

T

[Matt Harty]

Almost over. :(

[Skulhedface]

I thought second base was copping a feel.

FIRST base is making out.

[executioneer]

jesus christ, i still hate this forum >:

-willie

[Terra]

I hope this girl isn't reading this forum. I sure feel for her right now. :)

Still and all, congrats to you and keep up the good work.

Tara

[SMN]

SUCCESS!!! She still is with me!!!! I am still at second base, but probably in a month or two I'll nail 'er!!

[Anonymous]

You should bring her to this thread to celebrate!

[Terra]

SUCCESS!!! She still is with me!!!! I am still at second base, but probably in a month or two I'll nail 'er!!

A MONTH or *TWO???*

*Yawn*

Step it up a bit yo. I'm on a time crunch here and I want all the details. :)

Really. I'm happy for you.

Tara

[Supafly345]

Yeah, money. I gosta bounce and I ain't gots no time to be conversatin' and collaboratin' when your masturbatin' ain't satiatin'. Get down T, pull up to that bumper and slap that monkey. For realz ya'll.

[SMN]

I'll talk to her tonight, maybe I'll get her to talk to you guys on the boards.

[Anonymous]

Make sure you show her this thread, though! :) When she hears of your plans to 'nail' her, it just might get her so hot and bothered that she jumps you right then and there! And then you could make a new thread while you're having sex about what it feels like!

[Matt Harty]

DUMPED

[SMN]

I showed her the boards... she laughed, and I guess she took my plans to "nail her " well. She hasnt dumped me. (thank god.) but She doesnt want to talk on the boards.

[Schimid]

:lol

[SMN]

They must be some sick people, and you [SMN] have som real issues *then kissed me*

yep. thats what she said!

[Terra]

I showed her the boards... she laughed, and I guess she took my plans to "nail her " well. She hasnt dumped me. (thank god.) but She doesnt want to talk on the boards.

Jesus.

Your kidding right? You brought her here and had her read our advice to you?

First of all, now she knows how eager you are which takes a little mystique out of the big nasty. Then she sees your telling the entire board about everything. Now she knows you want her to participate in the big fuckaree between you two by posting about it here?

This is like the Jackass Movie in cyberspace. :confused

Right on.

Hope it all flies for you, yo :rock

[SMN]

I'm keeping my mouth shut. End of discussion.

[Dole]

Look Honey! I discussed our sex life on an internet message board with a bunch of strangers! Doesn't that make you feel special??

[Matt Harty]

They must be some sick people, and you [SMN] have som real issues *then kissed me*

yep. thats what she said!

LOL :lol :lol



DUMPED