What is the best way to do this?

[Methuselah]

Ok so heres the story, I like this girl but she is dating a guy who wears womens pants and acts really woman-like. But she seems to have some sort hidden feelings for me that she wont let out because of her gay gay boyfriend. >:

I was wondering:

1) Why do girls like guys who look gay

2) How would I go about making her like me more than El Queero

[Cosmo Electrolux]

:|

where do these people come from?

[Methuselah]

What does location have to do with it?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

nevermind.

[Perndog]

1) because girls associate straight guys with guys like you.

2) shoot him and rape her.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

cause girls love sexin with the girls...and those gay guys are the closest thing without a cumbersome strapon :/

[Cosmo Electrolux]

she likes it up the butt? She likes guys with cum breath?

[Pee Wee Herman]

Rape her. Rape solves everything and it's an excellent stress reliever.

[Schimid]

Goddamnit.

[The Unseen]

She likes gay guys because they bathe regularly and can give her advice on other guys. :(

[Cosmo Electrolux]

no, she likes the taste of shit on a dick....

[MisSFiT]

The girl probably had issues, so why would you want to be with her in the first place?

[Perndog]

Why do women post serious answers in threads like this when no one else does?

[Helm]

Because women are stupid.

[Command Prompt]

I wouldn't say so much stupid overall as stupid in the choices they make.

[Perndog]

Why do asshats post serious answers to questions like that? >:

[MisSFiT]

Not because women are stupid, but because women are smart and they give good advice.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

no, really. Why?

[Jeanette X]

Rape her. Rape solves everything and it's an excellent stress reliever.

Pee Wee sure has changed since my childhood. :(

[MisSFiT]

no, really. Why?

Shut up. >:

[Supafly345]

Not because women are stupid, but because women are smart and they give good advice.Women think they give good advice, but they only give you the advice that makes women sound like they are perfect. Advice that just doesn't work in real life. All good advice on women I have ever gotten has come from men with experience.

Women really don't know anything on how women work.

[Sicktodeathmx]

I will say this... Women can give good advice to an extent, but Missfit is trying to make this dipshit guy feel better about the fact that some girl likes a fag more than she likes him. Simply put.

[Big Papa Goat]

Why don't you listen to Perndog? >:

[MisSFiT]

No...I'm not trying to make anyone feel better, I just simply stated that she has issues. Period.

Women really don't know anything on how women work.

I've given advice to people here that, if they used it, it would work.
If it doesn't then they are probably total idiots that even Dr. Phil couldn't deal with.
Like simply asking a girl out. It's not complicated advice to give.

[MisSFiT]

No...I'm not trying to make anyone feel better, I just simply stated that she has issues. Period.

Women really don't know anything on how women work.

I've given advice to people here that, if they used it, it would work.
If it doesn't then they are probably total idiots that even Dr. Phil couldn't deal with.
Like simply asking a girl out. It's not complicated advice to give.

[Perndog]

Dude. Dr. Phil is one of the worst sources of advice that has existed this century. If you actually consider him a role model or a standard of excellence I cannot condone anyone doing anything you tell them to.

[Supafly345]

I've given advice to people here that, if they used it, it would work.
If it doesn't then they are probably total idiots that even Dr. Phil couldn't deal with.
Like simply asking a girl out. It's not complicated advice to give.Like I said, what you think is good advice.
The ideal thing to do would to ask for her phone number first, then ask her out the next time you speak.
See, you girls don't know what the tricks are to winning you over, guys do. Chances are they have more expirence in it.

[pjalne]

Rape her. Rape solves everything and it's an excellent stress reliever.

Pee Wee sure has changed since my childhood. :(

Not really. Not Paul Rubens anyway.

[Supafly345]

Showing your pecker at an adult film doesn't count as rape.

[pjalne]

Just saying he's sexually dubious.

[Supafly345]

I know, I was just being a dickhead.

[MisSFiT]

Asking a girl for her number is good and all, but I think it's really annoying when you aren't interested anymore, say after a date, and they keep calling you. That's why I always get the number, that way if I want to call I will.
It all comes down to the simple point that if someone is interested they just are, if they aren't then there really isn't anything you can do get past that friends part. Real life isn't like the movies.

And no, I don't think Dr. Phil is a role model or even a great relationship expert, I was just naming a name to name a name...
You know what I mean?

[Terra]

Kee-Ryst.

Some of my best buddies are gay men. If some guy is interested in me but won't approach me because they *think* I might be snapping the fag, then I'm better off WITH the fag and my own fingers.

It just tells me that the straight guy has more issues than I care to deal with. I WANT a guy that knows what he wants and will go and get it.

(Even if it IS the gay guy) :)

[Anonymous]

It's because gay boys like to be pretty :<

[Supafly345]

I'm not gay and I like to be pretty. :angryface

[MisSFiT]

Metrosexual. :/

[Protoclown]

NOBODY LIKES ANYBODY, CUNTS

[SMN]

Think to yourself "What would Kurgan do in this situation?"

http://hegylako.fplanet.hu/film/kepek/hl-kurgan.jpg"
I took his head , and raped his woman!!!!"