Games you hate.

[Stabby]

I really, really hate Need for Speed Underground. I wish I never got it for my birthday so I wouldn't have to play it. It is a cunt if ever a game was one.

Max Payne 2. I'm sure between the endless load screens and the countless bugs there is a game on this disc somewhere. I'm just not sure if I like it. Whatever it is.

Manhunt. WTF is with the goddamn crane part? Oh here's an idea, I know how you stealth game playing fans love a stealth game with a riduclous, arcadey, scripted, hard-to-understand part just thrown in a level for no real reason. >:

[Bobo Adobo]

Fallout: BOS - for obvious reasons.

Halflife for PS2

Skateboarding/X Games - fun for 5 minutes

[Emu]

most sports games. :(

[JeefGyle]

Any Final Fantasy game beyond snes.

Rainbow Six 3

[Perndog]

Just about any port from PC to console (Playstation in particular). Duke Nukem, Half-Life, Diablo, Command and Conquer, Warcraft II. They all suck mega-balls.

[thebiggameover]

any fps. thoes kinda games suck...

edit: execpt for half-life

[James]

I hate Crazy Taxi. I played it for the Dreamcast in a store, and I thought it was fun. So when it came out for the PS2, I had to have it. Turns out it was only fun for those couple of minutes I played it in the store. Besides, GTA3 and Vice City not only had the exact same thing, but did it better.

I hate any game with the Simpsons license. They're always uninspired rip-offs of better games (in recent times), and the old ones were always ridiculously impossible, usually due to shitty design.

I hate Virtua Fighter 4. It's more of a love/hate relationship, really. It's the best fighter around, no contest. But it's just so complex, the learning curve is really steep. And it requires you to basically have split-second responses, bordering on foresight, in order to effectively beat your opponents. I love it, but it just kicks my ass.

Something Awful had an article one day, where the guy basically ripped into every game thrown at him by the forum members. It was pretty funny.

[Command Prompt]

Socom :lol
The Sims
Soldier of Fortune
Midnight Club
Yoshi's Cookie

[Darko]

BACK TO THE FUTURE.

I can't ever emphasize this enough.

[ItalianStereotype]

I hate Stabby. Manhunt and Max Payne 2 were great.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

Twisted Metal three :(

[The Unseen]

Yeah, NFSU, Manhunt and Max Payne 2 are Egg-cellent.

I don't like Tomb Raider and NEW AND IMPROVED tetris.

[Rongi]

Socom and any Final Fantasy beyond 7 or Tactics is a boring waste of time.

[liquidstatik]

I dont like racing games too much. To me they get boring pretty fast. :/

[Perndog]

Twisted Metal three :(

Twisted Metal FOUR :(:(:(:(:(

[HickMan]

Oni

[Marilyn666]

I don't think that there's a game I hate.

[HickMan]

I also hated Bloodrayne.

[eggyolk]

I hate PHANTASY STAR ONLINE!!! >: >:

[Gurlugon]

Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest.

[Comrade Rocket]

PONG >:

no I actually I hated Colums on Game Gear. I could never beat the first character, but then my grandma beat the game :(

and to add insult to injury, it was the first Video Game she had ever played. :(

:( :( :( :( :(

[Marilyn666]

Final fantasy is like the best game ever. :(

[executioneer]

not Mystic Quest apparently :lol

-willie

[Supafly345]

Princess Tomatoe, in Salad Kingdom

[drunkbrigade]

Spyro

[executioneer]

anything sports and most things with a year in it

-willie

[HickMan]

I dundnt hate sports games. Because it's fun to play with black people because they make fun of you while playing :(

[liquidstatik]

Football games are fun. But that's about the only kind of sports games that I find fun.

[Schimid]

Fuck you guys, SSX rocks the house. :moby

I don't care what you guys say, I hate point-and-click adventures. This is probably 'cause I got Scooby Doo Adventures for Genesis for my 8th birthday and I couldn't do ANYTHING in it. I got Discworld three years later and had the same problem.

Bad experiences :(

[ScruU2wice]

2Xetreme is the worst game ever...

[Mr. Vagiclean]

Tomb Raider 3 :(

[Rongi]

I don't care what you guys say, I hate point-and-click adventures. This is probably 'cause I got Scooby Doo Adventures for Genesis for my 8th birthday and I couldn't do ANYTHING in it. I got Discworld three years later and had the same problem.

Bad experiences :(

You suck :(

[James]

I also hate the Dynasty Warriors series.

Ooh, look at me. I'm running across uninspired fields of grass-textured ground, and mashing away at the attack button, while I mow down hundreds upon hundreds of identical cannon fodder. Of course I can break this up by riding elephants of stupid special attacks, not to mention the agonizing moments of horrible dialogue. But in the end, I'm still button mashing my way through hordes of shitty opponents! Best series ever!

[EverythingWillSuck]

I DON'T LIKE HALO :(

[Marilyn666]

Contender
Syphron filter
Sport games

[Rongi]

NBA Street is the only sports series that I like :/

[Command Prompt]

cause you and your ******s can keep it real >:

[James]

NBA Street rocks. The best part is Vol. 3 will have online play. I just hope the add a lot more to the create-a-player mode.

[Rongi]

Holy crap I can't wait 8)

And really, I don't know why i like Street more than any other sports game :/. Most sports games are just boring and tedious and complicated. NBA street is a lot easier to just pick up and play I guess.

[Karl Hungus]

Dead to rights is possibly the worst game ever made. Thats all there really is to say about it.

[Trann]

All those point and click or bird's eye view action RPGs. (Diablo, Baldur's Gate)
Strategy games that are on consoles (except for the Shining Force series)
Capcom games; they used to be good but by now all their new games suck shit so they're trying to port everything.
Dance Dance Revolution and all its knockoffs.

[thebiggameover]

I DON'T LIKE HALO :(

WORD. i fucking hate that shit...

[eggyolk]

HALO HATERS GO TO HELL
AND DIE >: >: >:

[ArrowX]

Halo's ENGINE is Awesome the game in itself is SHIT if you actually spend enough time playing it and looking closely you'll figure out just how shitty it really is

Socom: overrated like a mother fucker
The Max Payne series in general can lick my ass in bullet time
Tomb Frustrator(<iddnt that a crappy pun)
all the FF games made after 9 Suck soo much ass (Xept the parts with blitzball)
Hunter the Reckining series(cuz someone makes a crappy joke about comparrison of a Werewolved Dick to a Humans)
Dead to rights
The majority of True Crime i hate, u wanna see Trucrimes unorigionaltity? Check this out:)

http://truplaymakersinc.com/images/tru_crime.jpg http://www.hundland.com/posters/r/ReplacementKillers.jpg

[Rongi]

I fucking hate you.

[ItalianStereotype]

yeah....do you realize how much you really and truly suck, Arrow?

[ArrowX]

yeah.....BUT i just keep on trukking dropping the IQ's of passersby :)

[the_dudefather]

driver, do a fucking driving test for 2 hours then complete missions which all go along the lines of:

-go from point a to point b REALLY QUICK!!
-drive into another car for a while until it stops

AGGGRAGGHHH

over super mega hype to the xtreeeemee

i never muched like mario64, banjo kazooie, mario sunshine, or any game where you have to run around areas celecteing coins or whatever for hours. especially DK 64 with its super shopping llist of collectables.

i mean they are fun games, but after the 'fun' objectives, they throw in pointless ones to extend the games lifespan.

[Stabby]

i mean they are fun games, but after the 'fun' objectives, they throw in pointless ones to extend the games lifespan.

yeah, that is something I am getting sick of. Games that come up with a decent idea but an idead that only plays out for about 1/4 of the game, then they fill the rest up with shitty "collection" challanges and other stupid things. I'm just getting real elitest in my game taste lately. :/

Oh, and I played Max Payne 2 on the PC and I take back my hatred for it. It fucking rules on PC. The PS2 version is like the deformed, parasitic, retarded twin of the PC version. thats what I get for having faith in the console verison.

[Flynn]

The game I hate most would probably have to be King's Quest V. The technology for the time was excellent, but the game itself was horseshit. None of the puzzles in the game made any sense whatsoever. For example, at one point in the game your character is attacked by a bloodthirsty Yeti. You must destroy the monster in order to survive. How do you do it? By throwing a pie at him. WTF. Also the game is lengthened artificially by three mazes that are impossible to navigate without a walkthrough's map. The voice acting was terrible also. All in all, the game stands as a stain on the King's Quest series as a whole.

-Oh, and I forgot the fucking owl. He was annoying as hell.

[eva01]

every sports game where you cant kill the other players and/or a year in it. phantasy star 3, final fantasy 8 and 10, arc the lad 3 and arc the lad 4, wild arms 2, CHRONO CROSS, racing games- only vice city i like

i like some shooters and stealth games (mainly metal gear series)

[thebiggameover]

wild arms 2,

yes. but you are the only dude who is with me on that. i liked ff8 though...

[Esuohlim]

Sonic 3D Blast. It's the most headache-inducing game ever for some reason.

[eggyolk]

POGS :lol

[the_dudefather]

I want pogs! I SAY I WANT POGS DAMMIT!!

[Flynn]

I also hate Battlecruiser 3000 AD. Derek Smart is a fag.

[ArrowX]

Dogs Of War It literally made me sick once.....(and i'm not Kidding It did)

[Bubsy]

that bubsy psx game! GRRRRR >:

[ArrowX]

bubsy are you Fartimowler?

FF8 Sucked monkey ass as did X and X-2

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Bionic Commando, X-Men(NES), and Dragon Warrior.

[Zebra 3]

Dead to rights is possibly the worst game ever made. Thats all there really is to say about it.
The worst game can be found somewhere on the old Atari console or on one of them handjob deals.

As for Dead to Rights, I liked the main game, but hated the minigames which were critical to move forward, especially that fuckin' speed tapping ones.

[ArrowX]

games where while on the last level you have to fight every boss you've foughtten up untill the end of the game and then the final boss.

[Shostie]

ET -Atari 2600
Pac Man -Atari 2600
The Cheetahmen ][ -NES (very rare, but a friend of mine is a collecter. Has over 700 NES games, legit and illegit)
Super Bonk -SNES

[MikeSoAwesome]

Destruction Derby:Arenas needs NO EXPLAINATION.

MikeSoAwesome - The Obnoxious One

[ArrowX]

:lol tht game sucked and no I still don't like you mike

[eggyolk]

Updating the list, I'll add Resident Evil: Zero, Super Monkey Ball, Sonic Adventure 2 (Shadow and Sonic were bad ass, but WTF gundam? >: ) Yoshi's Story, Mario is Missing, TOM AND FUCKING JERRY FOR NES.

Super Smash Bros. Melee :lol JK JK

[camacazio]

Bionic Commando, X-Men(NES), and Dragon Warrior.
You fucker, I love all those games.

[Dr. V]

I also hate the Dynasty Warriors series.

Ooh, look at me. I'm running across uninspired fields of grass-textured ground, and mashing away at the attack button, while I mow down hundreds upon hundreds of identical cannon fodder. Of course I can break this up by riding elephants of stupid special attacks, not to mention the agonizing moments of horrible dialogue. But in the end, I'm still button mashing my way through hordes of shitty opponents! Best series ever!

Lu Buu is pretty cool though.


As for games, I got the worst one, Lands of Lore: Guardians of Destinay. CCCCRRRAAAAP!

[MikeSoAwesome]

:lol tht game sucked and no I still don't like you mike

I didn't ask and I still don't care.

Can't Fuck With The MSA.

Awesomeness is an ability many find difficult to grasp, if you find what I say difficult to grasp(comprehend) you have not yet reached my level of awesomeness

MikesoAwesome - The Obnoxious One

[Emu]

They have this cool thing called a signature feature that puts that drivel into all of your posts automatically. It's really quite nifty, and it helps me figure out when the hell you're done talking.

[ArrowX]

Mikesuchafag

[Comrade Rocket]

Your not much better homogay

[ArrowX]

Oh i beg to differ I'm much better. I know how to use the sig

[Emu]

And you've used it in all the wrong ways.

[Dr. V]

msa is more annoying than arrowx but not less than sports.

[DementedElf]

Mainly the two genres of games I hate the most are:

Sports games- Because if you are willing to sit in a room for hours playing a football game or anything else for that matter, why not go the hell outside and actually play?

Racing games- Because racing is boring as fuck in real life. Let alone wasting hours of my time playing a game that simulates all the shittiness of watching it on TV.

[eggyolk]

All sports game suck, except blitz :love

[timrpgland]

Sports games don't suck. Competition is good stuff, online leagues and unpredictable outcomes.

Alot of people here just seem to hate sports. Maybe something from their high school days of being picked on and never selected for teams :)

Anyway, sports are fun. Video game or not. It's easy to bash something you don't give a try or are ignorant towards.

[Comrade Rocket]

Sports is a fag

but i also like some sports games, when there are other people. i would like to play a video game with 4 people, but i would also play a real game of football with a big group.

[eggyolk]

Sports games don't suck. Competition is good stuff, online leagues and unpredictable outcomes.

Alot of people here just seem to hate sports. Maybe something from their high school days of being picked on and never selected for teams :)

Anyway, sports are fun. Video game or not. It's easy to bash something you don't give a try or are ignorant towards.

omg i got owned what should i do? :chatter

how about this one, if you want to play a sports game, go outside and play a real game. whats the big deal with them, they are always the same only they just slap a new year in front of it.

[timrpgland]

As I said, video game or not I like sports so I do play them. Nothing organized of course.

whats the big deal with them, they are always the same only they just slap a new year in front of it.

Some years aren't much of a improvement but some years are. Fav series is the NFL2K series by Sega/VC (now ESPN NFL Football). The big deal about sports games is competition. If you have a group of good ballers that you play against online or offline then it can be some great fun. You can play 500 games and not one will be the same obviously. It's fun and unpredictable.

I have liked Sega's series better than EA since the first on DC. They keep improving too. You don't like them, that's fine.

As for having fun with the games, I guess you need friends to play with to have fun, sorry man.


stupid quote box

[eggyolk]

As for having fun with the games, I guess you need friends to play with to have fun, sorry man.

BA-ZING!

[camacazio]

Stop being a moron eggyolk.

I hate the star wars game for the NES. It is the most awful piece of trash ever put on the market. You have only one chance to get a lightsaber at the very start, and it's easy as hell to miss your one chance to get the only weapon that can kill anything. It's hilarious when you use it though because Luke starts flailing it about wildly. I could make a huge expose on why this game sucks, but I'll stop here.

[Anonymous]

How is eggyolk being a moron? He's advocating exercise and hanging out with friends as opposed to eating ranch-flavored chips and pretending you're an overpaid homo in denial.

I've heard the same thing from all sports games lovers. 'You must not have any friends! That's the problem! *highfive*'. Coincedentally, it's the same thing you get from Gamecube owners. It's just the denial talking, girls.

[Stabby]

Coincedentally, it's the same thing you get from Gamecube owners. It's just the denial talking, girls.

Hey now let's not bring the Gamecube into this. They...might...have a game coming out that could be good. And Animal Crossing! Hello!

[timrpgland]

Chojin, you're so uppity and so wrong.

[eggyolk]

im going to add a new game to my list, one you should never buy: syphon filter the omega strain

[Tropicana]

how about this one, if you want to play a sports game, go outside and play a real game
How about this one if you want to play a shooting game , go outside and shoot someone : P

[Emu]

you got SERVED

[eggyolk]

You just got F'ed in the A.

[Skulhedface]

Now, here's where the lines get blurry:

Since they show skateboarding on ESPN and all that good garbage, does the Tony Hawk Pro Skater series count as sports games?

If so, I like sports games...

[ArrowX]

Ihated this one game that you rode a chicken and was immpossibly hard...that and I did play it when I was like 4 :( I think it was the original blaso.

[eggyolk]

Now, here's where the lines get blurry:

Since they show skateboarding on ESPN and all that good garbage, does the Tony Hawk Pro Skater series count as sports games?

If so, I like sports games...

well im talking about the baseball football and basketball games they keep shitting out year after year.

[Skulhedface]

Is that even still necessary? I thought I'd heard something awhile back about being able to download an updated roster via the internet...

...of course, if this makes vague sense, but sounds wrong, it's because it's too high tech for me. I don't play online games :(

Having four friends over to play Mario Party or SSBM is good enough for me..

[eggyolk]

I'm going to take back what i said about syphon filter

this game is fucking amazing :love