Name your addiction

[FartinMowler]

I have been addicted to

Pot (quit)
alchohol (couple of beers and I get a headache)
cigarettes (two months quit)
chocolate (makes my teeth hurt)
licorice (helps me poop)
porn (helps me poop and I use licorice to turn the page)
gum (I used to swallow it when I was a kid to see if I could poop it out)
pistacio's (red fingers are cool)
asian women (yes)

[Pee Wee Herman]

porn (helps me poop and I use licorice to turn the page)
I don't know about you, but I use my hand to turn the page.

[The One and Only...]

Well, I've got a very good visual imagination, so porn is not that necessary for me...

But I do love my petroleum jelly. That's the good lube.

[Marilyn666]

Sprite Remix
Cofee
Ciggs(can't right now though)
Pepperment Schnaps

[Pee Wee Herman]

But I do love my petroleum jelly. That's the good lube.
If you weren't a cliptip, you wouldn't need the lube. :lol

[The Unseen]

Video Games and hurting other people :(

[JeefGyle]

I have been addicted to

Pot (quit)


You're retarded. Pot is a habit, not an addiction. Sure at times you REALLY wanna smoke it, but the times you wanna do it and can't can be compared to your mom grounding you from TV, you're not physically addicted to the TV, you're just used to it.

[Schimid]

Caffiene. Seriously.

It's upsetting because I visit people's houses and drink all their soda.

That's why my teeth look like what they do. :(

[liquidstatik]

Same here. But I dun drink coke at my house 'cause my parents say it's bad for you. :( So when I got a friends I seriously do drink all their coke. 'Cause I dun get to drink any through the week.

[Pee Wee Herman]

Caffiene. Seriously.

It's upsetting because I visit people's houses and drink all their soda.

That's why my teeth look like what they do. :(

Mooching fuck.

[FartinMowler]

Pot is not a habit. Your a retard and lets see you stop watching T.V. for 5 years


[quote]You're retarded. Pot is a habit, not an addiction. Sure at times you REALLY wanna smoke it, but the times you wanna do it and can't can be compared to your mom grounding you from TV, you're not physically addicted to the TV, you're just used to it.

[Gurlugon]

I quit smoking because all my friends made fun of me. :(

[Marilyn666]

I quit smoking because I colf too much and I can't do it now.

Not watching TV for 5 years would be crazy

[Anonymous]

I keep trying to quit sugary sodas, but I love them too much :<

[Big McLargehuge]

I really dig Black and Milds :(

[HickMan]

I'm addictid to love. You knew it was coming sooner or later.

[Spectre X]

Kitkat Chunky
Vanilla Coke
masturbating.

[Mockery]

Working on a certain web site.

[Anonymous]

Hotornot.com?

[Mockery]

I can't stop. :(

[DamnthatDavid]

Addicted to:
Thrills
Jalapneo Chips
Chinese Food
Video Games
Speeding
Root Beer
Jones Soda: Cream Soda
Movies
Computer
Kicking things.

[Comrade Rocket]

DAMN YOU HICKMAN, i wanted to say that.

but other than that...

-video games
-vagina
-coffee (didnt drink it for a year, now im drinking it again)
-Sleep
-air
-porn (cant stop downloading it, I dont even really look at it anymore, i just have it)
-downloading roms (NINTENDO CRUBMLES AT MY FEET)
-playing the one song i know on guitar

[Matt Harty]

-Girls
-Skittles
-Video Games
-Running
-Salad
-Dominoe's Wings

[Vibecrewangel]

Lays plain potato chips
Lays BBQ potato chips
McDonalds french fries
N2O (only when I'm on something else)
Vicodin (okay not really, but after having to take it for a few weeks I had to have my s/o hide it. It got to the point where this little voice would say "time for a pill" even if I wasn't in pain....then I'd start fiending for it. I really didn't like this feeling at all. It has kept me from getting addicted to other things, knowing what that felt like)
Red meat (seriously this is the worst for me)

[camacazio]

I got into the Vicoden at one point also. Now I can't wait to have my wisdom teeth pulled for a refill.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

Deli Newyork potato chips... they are all folded and crunchy :yum

[Vibecrewangel]

Yeah that stuff is scary addicting

edit: The vicodin....not the chips. Though.....chips are pretty yummy.

[Emu]

Panera Bread's basil pesto foccacia. That stuff is god. :(

[Schimid]

Chef Boyardee :lol

[FartinMowler]

Chef Boyardee


I won't eat any canned macaroni after the food poisoning incedent :puke

[Mr. Vagiclean]

I can't even look at any of those Boyardee cans, they fuckin make me sick >:

[Skulhedface]

Camel Wide Filters
Heineken
PS2 RPGs
Pepperoni P'zones
Coke (as in the drink, for those dopefiends who will no doubt assume the worst)
Totino's Pepperoni Pizzas (sense a pattern?)
White Zombie, GWAR and Mr. Bungle
cheesy horror flicks (nothing recent, though, with the exception of Freddy Vs. Jason)
tha intarnet
women, wine and song

[Pee Wee Herman]

I am addicted to the pursuit of enlightenment.

[Vibecrewangel]

Mr. Bungle

GIRLS OF PORN.....
Squeeze me Macaroni.......
Egg.....

I have their demo tape I have their demo tape

[Skulhedface]

Mr. Bungle is my favorite band.

I have ALL the demos :rock

The Raging Wrath Of The Easter Bunny was almost impossible to find...

[Vibecrewangel]

I used to hang out at their studio......went to school with a gal he dated.

Pretty much my favorite band too.

[Skulhedface]

Hmm...

I now worship you. :love

[PILLOWFIGHT]

im a dicted to neopets :pac

[Vibecrewangel]

Used to go to like every show at the Omni and the Stone.
Must have seen them play with Buckethead 20 times.

[Helm]

I overindulge a fondness for abstinence :serious

[Skulhedface]

I caught them once.

In New Orleans at the House Of Blues, sometime after California came out.

Damn... that's cool.

[executioneer]

I'm addicted to speed
no not THAT kind of speed, i mean like miles per hour
I drive fast

-willie

[FartinMowler]

Another way of saying you have STD's?


I overindulge a fondness for abstinence :serious

[Anonymous]

GIRLS OF PORN.....
Squeeze me Macaroni.......
Egg.....

I have their demo tape I have their demo tape

haha I have a demo tape too. The sent it to me because I did an article on them. They also sent me a really funny letter. yep

[soundtest]

cigarettes
pot
the internet
piracy
capcom vs. snk 2
rice
cheap wine and cheaper beer
blaming external forces for my problems

[Esuohlim]

Masturbation.

But it just makes me sad afterwards. :(

And the Internet, even though I fucking hate it.

[camacazio]

Ditto :(

[Rongi]

capcom vs. snk 2

what's your account name on it?

you'll probably kick my ass but it'd be fun to play a match or two

[Stabby]

-whiskery (like what im drinking now, but any booze will do)
-caffinee
-sitting on the toilet with a gun in my mouth until the shakes subside
-music (its kind of the reason i cant get of the computer sometimes becasue I just want to listen to 'one more song')

[soundtest]

capcom vs. snk 2

what's your account name on it?

you'll probably kick my ass but it'd be fun to play a match or two

dc version :( i need a fucking xbox

[Rongi]

:(

Addictions
Primus, Frank Zappa
Schnapps
Internet
Vice City
Medal Of Honor: Allied Assault

[FartinMowler]

sitting on the toilet with a gun in my mouth until the shakes subside


:lol

[sadie]

i'm addicted to the state of denial.

[Sicktodeathmx]

Nick Cave
Mr. Show
Cigarettes
Mike Patton *Smiles*
Beer
Davin
Dark Blue Nailpolish
Blue-Black hair dye

[Geggy]

i-mockery >:

[Schimid]

...Yeah. :(

[ted-core]

addictions:
ciggarettes
music
sex
surge (I used to go through about 6 cans a day)
computer

I was hoping there would be more but I guess not.

[sspadowsky]

Smokes (American Spirit Lights)
Doritos. My body starts shutting down after more than 48 hours without them.

[thebiggameover]

cigarettes
the internet
capcom vs. snk 2
cheaper beer


holy shit. you stole my list. really...

[EverythingWillSuck]

Hawaiin Punch
Orange soda
Special K (I dunno, it's just good normal stuff :( )
internet
sniffing my skin (I don't know why either)
playing with that weird bump in my mouth with my tongue :(

[Schimid]

I always pop my jaw, I guess that counts.

And if I have anything broken or swollen or whatever in my mouth, I'll fuck around with it. I bite ulcers on my tonge and openings on my lip and stuff.

[Supafly345]

Those are habits you stupid man. Unless you feel uncomfortable not doing those things.

[Schimid]

Who the hell feels comfortable about biting the crap out of their tongue.

And I'll get lockjaw if I keep popping it, or so I'm told. I can't stop, though.

Habit that.

[Anonymous]

your face will freeze if you keep posting like that, young man.

[Command Prompt]

WTF do you mean pop your jaw, you mean that clicky noise that it makes when you open and close your mouth?

I have that, its cause by TMJ or something. I don't think you can cause your jaw to lock. It would be impossible, because the joints in where your jaw attaches to your face, near your cheekbones, are out of place. Thats what causes the clicking noise.

I went to go see a oral face surgeon or something guy and he said to learn to ignore it, because to fix it they have to open your head and fiddle with things. And I can't afford that. I bet they would give me a prescription for some killer drugs for a few weeks though. :(

[Anonymous]

Emily has TMJ but I help her get over it by constantly making fun of it.

[Supafly345]

A popping jaw happend by clenching your teeth. Alot of people do it in their sleep. I do it as a habit, and whenever I am able to start popping my jaw I make an effort to stop clenching so the popping will go with it.
It hurts to wake up with that.

[ArrowX]

X-Box games
My Mailwoman (I Really Don't know Why)
Making Fun Of Yankees
Laughing at Crying Children
Internet
I-Mockery
Anime
Computer
Faygo

[Schimid]

A popping jaw happend by clenching your teeth.

No, you and the asshat are both wrong.

I'll try to explain it. Put your right hand against the right side of your jaw, on the bone there. Push lightly, open your mouth and push your jaw to the left. It should make kind of a grinding sound.

If you do it enough, there's a light pop that only you can hear, and the grinding thing is gone if you do it again.

Then again this is maybe what you were talking about I don't know :(

[PILLOWFIGHT]

I heard you're doing ok
But I want you to know
I'm a dick
I'm addicted to you :(

[Anonymous]

I love that song pillowfight :>

[Dole]

drugs
booze
cigs
sex
mayonnaise

(all at once preferably)

[Rongi]

Mayonnaise and sex sounds disgusting and satisfing at the same time :(

[Command Prompt]

http://members.shaw.ca/goombahworld/Assets/Photos/Gary%20Coleman%20and%20David%20Hasselhoff.jpg

That's EXACTLY what I was talkin' bout Schmid. :(

[Ghost of Fraiser]

I WANT MY MTV!!

http://www.student.cs.uwaterloo.ca/~cs488/Images/A3/dmswart.jpg

[Blue]

Diablo 2 :(
I get grumpy if i dont play it atleast once a day. I used to spend hours straight doing mf runs :/

[Dr. V]

Warcraft, I play at least 2 hrs a day if not more.

[Dole]

NERDS
at least smoke crack while you are doing it or something

[Terra]

Cheesy guys. (they're so cute in lots of ways)

Sex (not a nympho since I make distinctions)

Porn (not all, I stop at the animal fucking)

Naugahyde (save the animals - don't use leather)

Shoes

Chocolate.

All in this order, except on Mondays when sex is top of the list and cheesy guys go to number two.

[SMN]

Spending my money on He-man figures and stuff at Hot Topic.

Going on these boards (I'm Probably asking for it)

Downloading and Constantly listening to The Pillows.

KrispyKreme Donuts

As you can see, I need a life.

[Matt Harty]

YOUR ASKIN FOR IT >:

[ted-core]

http://members.shaw.ca/goombahworld/Assets/Photos/Gary%20Coleman%20and%20David%20Hasselhoff.jpg

That's EXACTLY what I was talkin' bout Schmid. :(

now that is what I would call a good picture :)

[andrew hamilton]

i'm hooked on phonics...anybody got some? anybody? come on guys I'm jonesing here...just a little taste of schwa, a hit of umlaut...aaaahhhh the bugs! the bugs!

but seriously my real addictions are:
Mountain Dew
Cigarettes
crossword puzzles

[Dole]

Riiiiiight.


"now that is what I would call a good picture" -has anyone seen the version with the heads swapped? Fantastic.

[TeRRaNuSER]

im addicted to sunshine and fluffy things....that and masturbating to gangbang porn..

[Terra]

im addicted to sunshine and fluffy things....that and masturbating to gangbang porn..

Wow. We share lots of things in common besides parts of a moniker..... :)

T

[Carnivore]

Buffalo chicken.

Work. If you got to run red lights, see dead or dying people on a regular basis, and get paid for it, you would be too.

I was once addicted to the I-Mockery boards... and then the morons came :(

[executioneer]

i used to be addicted to expensive coffee drinks that are for jerks and now i find myself drinking them again on occasion :(

-willie

[TeRRaNuSER]

i also like lesbian porn, while eating chicken wings and making fun of morons for drinking coffe, jerk. what?

[executioneer]

HEY I LIKE LESBIAN PORN TOO AM I RIGHT GUYS ;) ;) :definitelynotgay
-willie

[Rongi]

I use to be addicted to porn and than I found out other people watched it and I was all like "gross!" :x