IM GOING ON HUNGER STRIKE

[liquidstatik]

It's tru!

[The Retro Kat]

LIEK, Y WUD U EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT?

[liquidstatik]

It's not a joke. :o

I'm really doing a 30-hour famine thing to help out poor kids in Africa!

[The Retro Kat]

LIEK, J/K


You can't edit your posts and expect me to be seen as a fool.

[liquidstatik]

Hah. I just edited it so the thread would make sense. :( And yer reply still makes sense. >:

[drunkbrigade]

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[center:dcce97a4e2]Here's something to help ya fasten :) [/center:dcce97a4e2]

[drunkbrigade]

[center:3210032b1e]Damn slow I.E. browsers >: [/center:3210032b1e]

[liquidstatik]

Stop centering yer text please. :o

[The Retro Kat]

Biached

[liquidstatik]

HOW IT WORKS:

My church is doing a 30 hour famine to raise money to feed kids in Africa. People donate money. 360 bucks can feed one kid for a fool year.

If you want to help out and donate some money PM me and i'll give you the info.

[The Retro Kat]

HOW IT WORKS:

My church is doing a 30 hour famine to raise money to feed kids in Africa. People donate money. 360 bucks can feed one kid for a fool year.

If you want to help out and donate some money PM me and i'll give you the info.

He is trying to play you as fools. A fool year. When I replied the first time he said "LIEK, J/K"
He is a terrible person for his lies and will cry wolf soon enough.

[liquidstatik]

WOLF!

[The Retro Kat]

HE'S LYING!

[Esuohlim]

REMEMBER WHEN HALF OF THE RETRO KAT'S POSTS SAID "THANK YOU FOR QUOTING THE POST ABOVE YOU. I WOULDN'T HAVE KNOWN WHO YOU WERE TALKING OTHERWISE?" >:

And when I was sick in December, I didn't eat for 5 full days. AND I threw up all the time. I lost 16 pounds. :(

SO, LADIES, IT'S AN EFFECTIVE WAY tO LOSE ALL THOSE FLABBY POUNDS. YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL YOU'RE SICK OR ANYTHING ;)

[bigtimecow]

"you gonna eat that stapler?"



...




"you can't eat a..."
"ya wanna split it?"

[Pee Wee Herman]

"Ghandi ate a box of triscuits before he went on his hunger strike."

[The Retro Kat]

THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE TIME TO QUOTE FROM ABOVE YOU IS TO PROVE POINTS SO HE CAN'T EDIT :) . SILLY MILHOUSE, TRIX ARE FOR KIDS.

[Anonymous]

$360 can feed a kid for a year? Since when? Assuming he/she isn't on an all Top-Ramen diet?

[Ghost of Fraiser]

AND CAPS LOCK (or holding down the shift key for your hardcore types) REALLLY SHOWS HILARITY AND VALUE WHEN IT COMES TO POSTING.

WHOOPS ALMOST FORGO THE EMOTIONCONS :( >: >: :lol

[mesobe]

maybe Liquidstatik is just too broke to eat!!

[Esuohlim]

Caps are important. Stuff just seems funnier when typed in caps.

Just like how jokes are always funnier from the fat kid.

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Well that's because they sweat more.

[liquidstatik]

$360 can feed a kid for a year? Since when? Assuming he/she isn't on an all Top-Ramen diet?
Well... they're from Africa. So $360 a year can help keep them alive. It won't give them enough food to have a superbowl party though. :/

maybe Liquidstatik is just too broke to eat!!
Thankfully I still live with my parents. :(

[Snatchtastic]

lets just send all the fat people to africa so the kids can eat them. :)

[executioneer]

$360/year = 3 bowls of rice a day :/

-willie

[drunkbrigade]

$360/year = 3 bowls of rice a day :/

-willie

Hey the least they can do is get them free ketchup, mustard and relish packets. (Oh, and maybe soy sauce ones too if their lucky) :)

[The Retro Kat]

You're an evil basard, statik.

[liquidstatik]

I dun like it when we fight, Retro. :(

[The Retro Kat]

I haven't been to this thread in awhile, but i love you statik!

[liquidstatik]

:D

[teh_mastar!]

Is it still a hunger strike if you use supplements?

[The Retro Kat]

Is it still a hunger strike IF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!?

[teh_mastar!]

What the fuck is wrong with you people? Christ, do vitamins offend you? Just asking a goddamn question.

[liquidstatik]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[teh_mastar!]

...fuckin' snobs.

[The Retro Kat]

OH YEAH, WELL YOU'RE A FUCKING PAPER TOWEL THAT I WIPE UP SPILLS WITH WHEN I EAT SPAGHETTI.

[agroskaterik]

HEY EVERYONE :D

[Esuohlim]

Shut up, Agro-asterisk. :rolleyes

[mesobe]

your mom

[teh_mastar!]

OH YEAH, WELL YOU'RE A FUCKING PAPER TOWEL THAT I WIPE UP SPILLS WITH WHEN I EAT SPAGHETTI.

...and you're kinda elongated penis.

[agroskaterik]

Shut up, Agro-asterisk. :rolleyes

anagram thread :rolleyes

[Cap'n Crunch]

THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN

[Big McLargehuge]

The Six Thousand Dollar ****** (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081572/)

[The Retro Kat]

...and you're kinda elongated penis.

Let's break it down, now.

The elipses (...) is used to show omitted text, however, one shouldn't use it to start a sentence. What were you trying to say, mastar? And you're is broken down into you and are. The aposrophe (') is used to show omitted text. Also, "kinda" is not a real word. But let's just assume you meant "kind of." Now, let's read this and see if it makes sense.
(omitted text) and you are kind of elongated penis.

I'm baffled.

But still, you like to pee in your belly button. Then you put your finger in the hole and taste the pee-pee until it's all gone. :)

[teh_mastar!]

Also, "kinda" is not a real word. But let's just assume you meant "kind of."

"Penis Mood (11/16/03): Ambitious, kinda elongated, warm, slight shade of red"

Thank you, Grammar God.

[The Retro Kat]

Oh dear, could you please point out where it is defined that a signature has to be a complete sentence or thought?

[teh_mastar!]

What about posts on a seedy little message board? You know what I meant, wiseass. Also, I wasn't planning to have that published or anything.

Also, there's this...check it out...really...you silly elipses-loving person.

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=11&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=3284

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=11&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=3282

[The Retro Kat]

Aw, that's sad, you had time to do all that for me.

That second one works with the elipses because the omitted text is in the link, Hoss.


What about posts on a seedy little message board? You know what I meant, wiseass.

Aw, you're taking it seriously because you have nothing to say. That's sad, too. You're just aggravated no one likes you yet. Aw, that's sad. :(

[teh_mastar!]

Aw, that's sad, you had time to do all that for me.

It didn't take that much time. You're just taking it seriously because you have nothing to say.

That second one works with the elipses because the omitted text is in the link, Hoss.

Don't call me Hoss, Tex. If the omitted text is the link, then why not omit the link? You may be right, but you don't have to go lording over people with your superior grammatical wisdom. As long as you're lording, you should know not to end a clause with a preposition as you did when you called me a paper towel.

FYI: I meant to call you an elongated penis. Get that into your penis head. Penis.

That's sad, too. You're just aggravated no one likes you yet. Aw, that's sad. :(

I didn't come to a website called I-Mockery for love and support, but thanks for the sympathy, I guess.

[Schimid]

That's right, Retro. teh_mastar! obviously came to lend his signature brand of humor to these bland, lifeless forums! Godspeed, teh_mastar!

[teh_mastar!]

Ok.

[The Retro Kat]

Aw, that's sad, you think I'm taking this serious. Poor Hoss, was Little Joe being mean to you again?

http://www.bricabrac.com.br/bonanza_hoss.jpg

[executioneer]

HEY TEH_MASTAR GO BACK TO GBS :rolleyes

-willie

[teh_mastar!]

You can go ahead and commit suicide now. I think you've given everyone a fair warning, silly.

[The Retro Kat]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/TheRetroKat/bonanza_hoss.jpg

[teh_mastar!]

Candygram for Retro! Candygram for Retro!

http://www.angelfire.com/journal2/teh_mastar/mongo.jpg

Certainly you can do a little better than "aw, that's sad" and this "nanny-nanny boo-boo, stick your head in doo-doo" foolishness. Oh by the way, I should tell you that I don't take this seriously. I know things like that trouble you.

Retro only pawn, in game of life.

[agroskaterik]

King me!

[The Retro Kat]

"I think Hoss kinda likes you, Retro, in a completely homosexual way to the max."
"Fuck, now I have to use the ass cork."
"Yeah, he does take shit way too seriously."
"He's teh_mastar at that. Or else he woulda dropped it by now. Heh heh, teh_mastar at that, comedy gold."
"LOL :( ."

[teh_mastar!]

"He's teh_mastar at that. Or else he woulda dropped it by now. Heh heh, teh_mastar at that, comedy gold."
"LOL :( ."

Why are you still posting here, Mongo?

By the way, good job:
http://www.angelfire.com/retro/kat/

[The Retro Kat]

No, Mongo straight.

Well, I've been posting for well over a year and a half or so. I enjoy it. And I love seeing people trying to be funny and trying to mock by being all serious and stuff and using analyzing to do so. It's sad, but I take pleasure in seeing it. I especially love it when people don't drop things because of stupid pride and sheer retardation, hoss. They think it's funny, which makes it even better. I've seen it all, Hoss.

[teh_mastar!]

No, Mongo straight.

Well, I've been posting for well over a year and a half or so. I enjoy it. And I love seeing people trying to be funny and trying to mock by being all serious and stuff and using analyzing to do so. It's sad, but I take pleasure in seeing it. I especially love it when people don't drop things because of stupid pride and sheer retardation, hoss. They think it's funny, which makes it even better. I've seen it all, Hoss.

So, you're still posting on this thread due to stupid pride and sheer retardation. Got it.

[teh_mastar!]

And I love seeing people trying to be funny and trying to mock by being all serious and stuff and using analyzing to do so.

Your greatest work yet:

Let's break it down, now.

The elipses (...) is used to show omitted text, however, one shouldn't use it to start a sentence. What were you trying to say, mastar? And you're is broken down into you and are. The aposrophe (') is used to show omitted text. Also, "kinda" is not a real word. But let's just assume you meant "kind of." Now, let's read this and see if it makes sense.
(omitted text) and you are kind of elongated penis.

[Schimid]

Dude, stop.

[teh_mastar!]

I don't have to write it, but then, you don't have to read it.

[Big Papa Goat]

hey hes gotya there gusy

[The Retro Kat]

So, you're still posting on this thread due to stupid pride and sheer retardation. Got it.Plus me and statik were envolved in a discussion.


LOO ANYWAYS, I THINK IVE DESCRIBED IT PRETTY WELL SO FAR, SO IF YOU DUNT WANNA COOPERATE, DATS COOL, HOSS, BUT YOUR BALLS WILL BE BIG AND FULL OF JIZ IN THE MORNING LOO. LOO, BUT ANALYZING GRAMMAR AND POSTS ARE DIFFARANT.

SO NOW, ITS STORY TIME

SO LIKE, ONE TIME I WAS WALKING HOME FORM SCHOOL AND I LOOKED INTO MY NEIGHBORS WINDOW AND SAW THESE 2 GUYS IN BLACK LEATHER HAVING GAY HORNY SWEATY BUTTSEX WITH THIS LITTLE SKINNY GUY IN A LEATHER VEST AND A ZIP MASK, THAT WAS ALL HE WORE LOO LIEK, THEY TURNED HIM OVER AND I ACCIDENTLY SAW HIS WANG, AND IT WAS REALLY WEIRD, MY FIRST INSTINCT WAS TO LOOK AWAY, BUT IT WAS ALL TWISTY AND RILLY RILLY SKINNY, THERE WERE LIKE1 1/2 BALLS, METHINKS AND NO PUBES, ER MAYBE LIKE 3, SO I REALIZED THAT THIS GUY WAS JUST A LITTLE KID GETTING RAPED AND STUFF AND THERE WAS BLOOD AND JIZ EVERYWHERE ON TEH PENISES AND ALL OVER HIS BUT AND DOWN HIS LEG AT THIS POINT I WAS BARFING N STUF AND THEN HE TOOK OFF THE MASK AND HE WAS ALL COVERED IN SPERM COVERING THE PIMPLES AND THE BLOOD AND BRACES AND STUFF AND IT WAS REALLY GROSS SO I WENT HOME AND CRIED AND STUFF AND BARFED AND STUFF LOO

[teh_mastar!]

Alright, you lost me there. Enjoy the thread, Mongo.

[The Retro Kat]

LOO, THANKS HOSS.

[bigtimecow]

i hope liquidstalk dies...




not really but i can pretend

[liquidstatik]

I'm still alive, sorry. :(

But I did get extremely hungry. But it's over now and I ate hamburgers. :D

[The Retro Kat]

I really do love you, man.