Bad Commute? Pfft...

[Mockery]

You got nothin' on this guy:
http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2004/01/31/dont_like_the_traffic_try_this_340_mile_commute/

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[Zhukov]

Pfft, I have to cros the Urals

[El Blanco]

Still better than the Whitestone Bridge.