Carnivore

[Darryl]

Hey, I saw you this afternoon; I even called your name.
It looked like you heard me but didn't want to turn and look, which is ok. :eek
Did you know it was me? Or did you hear me?

[Mockery]

He's just a prick. He's thinks he's all high 'n mighty, having people's lives in his hands and then letting them die by "accident".

http://www.i-mockery.com/newpics/carni-emt.jpg

[AChimp]

You should have yelled "FREE MEAT!" :(

[Black Flag]

Or "OH MY GOD!!! IS THAT SCOTT STAPP?!?!?!"

[Mockery]

:lol

[Malevolent]

I would certainly have said hi if I knew it was you. Where did you see me?

[Darryl]

It was on the third floor of Penacook Place, and you and your coworker were transporting a resident.

[mburbank]

That was no resident, that was my wife!

[Les Waste]

I'm sure it wasn't the first time she's been "transported." :rolleyes

[mburbank]

FUCKIN' STAR TREK DORK!

[AChimp]

Well, we know what Carni was doing there, but what were YOU doing, edorian? >:

[Les Waste]

That shows how much you know, I don't even like Star Trek :rolleyes

Why don't you try not typing in all caps, why don't you push the caps lock button to turn it off, do you know where it is it's under the tab key :rolleyes

LOL I am so funny :)

[slavemason]

It's also left of A, as in SOUP.

[Carnivore]

Well I'll be damned. It was definitely me, but I didn't hear you :/

BTW, has a mutual friend of ours on this board made his identity known to you?

[Anonymous]

I think everyone knows Sketch is really Xandor. :rolleyes

[Carnivore]

Actually, I was talking about a certain professor who hasn't been heard from in several days.

[Anonymous]

SOMETHING HAPPENED TO PROFESSOR X? :eek

[sadie]

SEEING CARNIVORE IRL WOULD CAUSE MASSIVE PALPITATIONS AND SHIT. :shallow

[FS]

IT WOULD CAUSE SEVERE CASES OF SWOONINESS AND A TOUCH OF DREAMBOATISITY. :love

[Darryl]

Aye, the good professor and I have been conversing.
And, I *have* been waiting for his reply. >:

Oh, and Chimp, I was working. :(

[Carnivore]

It is very rarely that an ambulance from Lowell gets sent to help up in Haverhill, although it has become more frequent recently :/ If ever you see me up there again, don't let me get away without saying hi!

Ahhh... the good professor. Have you spoken to him recently offline?

[Professor Poddar]

Good morning, gentlemen... I think it's morning-- I have the urge to make fried eggs, baked beans, and toast.
Darryl, check your darktheophany mail- I didn't want to send more private messages here because that fucking Soup Saboteur might wreak more havoc. E-mail is safer! :)
Jeff, I talked to Jamie, and he seemed mildly enthused about posting here. Don't count on it, of course.
I want you both to know that the British lass in "The Mummy Returns" makes an otherwise unbearable movie quite bearable.

Red fucking alert-- I saw the original Ro Poddar yesterday, navigating his blasted mini-van through the streets of downtown Andover. He always looks content, doesn't he? I would be very content myself if I'd not worked in 6 years. :)

[mburbank]

I thought I saw Crazy on the 455 bus (which goes by Salem Sate) but wasn't sure and was afraid if I said "Say, aren't you Crazy Biter" and she wasn't it would have been bad.

The Star Trek thing was because you were talking about Transport, which I deliberately missunderstood to be a reference to the Trasporter Beam on Star Trek. I was quit sure that wasn't what you mean, which is why I thought it would be amusing to scream at you about it, hence the use of the 'caps lock key'. Thus the inner workings of my brain are laid bare. In the meantime

I DON'T APPRECIATTE YOUR MYSOGINSIT BULLSHIT, SO FUCK OFF YOU IGNORANT BATTLESTAR GALACTICA CONVENTION ATTENDING WHORE!

[Les Waste]

Yeah but the person was being transported by EMTs. I think the person who reads "transports" and thinks of Star Trek is the Star Trek dork here, Max. :rolleyes

Max will you please autograph my cock? :(

[FS]

YOU CAN'T BOTH GO THROUGH THE DOOR TO THE CLUE BUS AT THE SAME TIME, GENTLEMEN.

[Carnivore]

Actually, Max, CB is taking a semester off. She'll be back in the fall. You won't find her on a bus, though. She has her car on campus.

[Protoclown]

I AM DRIVING THE CLUE BUS!

HONK HONK!!

[Darryl]

ALL ABOARD THAT'S GOING ABOARD :eek