name the top 5 weirdest things that have ever happened 2 u

[SMN]

5. When I was nine, I lost controll of my bike, and l flipped over a stone wall into a giant picky bush with sharp metal in it, and escaped with my life intact

4. when I was fourteen for a week my shit was blue.

3. I met all of you guys.

2. I was singing "princes of the universe" while turning the radio on, and the song was on, exactly where I was in the song.

1.I had a dream the other night I changed my avatar, and I got the exact same one two days later.

[ProfessorCool]

two out of 5 of your weirdest things are based off the internet,and this site?

You're either a bad joker or ungodly pathetic.

[Methuselah]

5. Was born alive

4. Wasn't put up for adoption

3. Reading this post

2. Fell out of the top of a 100 year old tree and kept my life

1. A hot chick likes me

[Marilyn666]

5. Died once
4. Got chased by a drunk hippie
3.Got pneumonia when it wasn't cold(yea)
2.Had a seizure from playing the playstation when I was tired
1.Accidently threw my cat against thhe wall

[Big McLargehuge]

:lol

[Marilyn666]

It's not that funny.

[Cap'n Crunch]

HEY >:

YOU CHANGED THE ONE WHERE YOU SAID YOUR MOM WAS A HIPOCRITE. >:

[Marilyn666]

That's not actualy a wierd thing that happened though, it's just a fact.

[Cap'n Crunch]

W/E :rolleyes

[EverythingWillSuck]

1. i pooped my pants when i was 7
2. pooped them at 11
3. pooped them at 14
4. poop them now
5. WELL MAYBE :eek

[Pee Wee Herman]

HEY YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE WEIRD? IF PEOPLE ACTUALLY POSTED STUFF IN THIS THREAD THAT MAKES YOU GO "WTF!"

[Gurlugon]

I've had my ass grabbed by the owner of a mini-golf course!

And, yes, that's my five. :(

[FartinMowler]

I walked up a metal slide with my socks and smacked my chin onto the top level and it left a perfect circle scar

I did acid at a Judas Priest concert that they had seperated into two sections and I wasn't in the same section as my friends and I had to trip by myself :( I walked home 10 miles :/

When I was a kid we had a horse shoe above the garage door so I turned it so it was a "U" shape for good luck and it fell off one day and hit my dad in the head...That was the only time he ever kicked me in the ass :(

The first few months I lived in Toronto I rode my bike through a rough section of town and got pulled over by two police that told me to go home but kept following me and eventually beat me up. I took them to court and won but I didn't get anything but they lost a day of pay :/

I posted the Kill Bill thread but I didn't get to see it yet >:

[Pee Wee Herman]

Are you a visible minority or something? I can't think of any reason why the cops would beat the shit out of you like that.

Tripping out by yourself = teh suck. :( Walking home = teh suck :(

[FartinMowler]

I'm not like you fucknut's who spend everyday on the computer I actually did something in my youth. I was a rebel... a warrior fighting the "man". Now I'm married and boring >:

[Pee Wee Herman]

Wow... a groovy dude.

Tell us a hippie story, wise elder.

[Command Prompt]

1. Pump
2. Up
3. The
4. Jam
5. FOOL :eek

[Jason]

Are you a visible minority or something? I can't think of any reason why the cops would beat the shit out of you like that.

Tripping out by yourself = teh suck. :( Walking home = teh suck :(

reading posts by Pee Wee Herman= teh suck

[Gurlugon]

You're just jealous...

THAT I NOW HAVE 200 POSTS :) :) :)

...And that he has 240.

[Pee Wee Herman]

Are you a visible minority or something? I can't think of any reason why the cops would beat the shit out of you like that.

Tripping out by yourself = teh suck. :( Walking home = teh suck :(

reading posts by Pee Wee Herman= teh suck
YU0 = TEH SUCK

[FartinMowler]

I grew up in the 80's you knob...when skateboards where for skating not landing on your nads and Metal was Wiplash by Metallica and not Punk by Sum 41.

[Rongi]

I bet you were even more boring back then...

[The Unseen]

Fartin listens to metallica while skateboarding to work :(

[Esuohlim]

I KICKED SOMEONE IN THE CUNT ONCE AND LOST MY SHOE :(

[FartinMowler]

Someone? Your not sure and you think you lost your shoe...This is the kind of story that gets people beaten up by cops.

[Mike]

1. When I was a very young kid I was in a restaurant taking coins out of a huge fountain that was set in the floor. A lady came and yelled at me to stop, saying those were "people's wishes" or some garbage. She walked too close to the stone edge and one of the stones tipped over and she fell into the water. Maybe not so weird, but it was fuckin hilarious. Man she was pissed.

2. One time I found a dead snake in the street. I took it home to make a grave for it in the ground and I noticed that it had something in its mouth. I opened the mouth and I found a quarter in there.

3. I saw a bible in a motel. It said it was left by some giddlens or something. I asked my uncle what a giddlen is and he slapped me and threw the bible out the door. It fell down from the balcony. When I went to see where it had landed I saw that it was on the roof of a black car that looked like a hearse.

4. Freshman year of college my roommate got pissed at me and starting ripping a poster of mine off the wall. I tried to restrain him but he thought I was tackling him. He fought back and I fought harder and he gave up and ran out. Later I got kicked out of the dormitory by the Gay and Lesbo Center for committing a hate crime against my roommate due to his homosexuality. This was the first time I had even heard that he was gay.

5. One time in Mexico I saw a bald man run screaming out of the ocean. He laid down on the beach and wept with a misery such as I've never seen again. This was the first time I'd seen a man cry. I came over to him to see what was wrong. He'd been stung by a jelly-fish on his head. Someone ran to get a nearby restaurant manager and he ran out with a bottle of beer and started pouring it on the guy's head. At least he said it was beer. I later found out that it was actually piss that he'd saved for such an incident.

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Hey SMN, what do you think this is? The Movie High Fidelity?!?!?

[Comrade Rocket]

5.Bite

4.My

3.Shiny

2. Dafodil

1.Ass

[SMN]

Hey SMN, what do you think this is? The Movie High Fidelity?!?!?

no, I've never seen that movie. and those 5 things actually happened to me! yes, I shit blue for a week.

[Supafly345]

Ok, no grocery list questions. Those are just stupid excuses to post boring things.

[SMN]

Sue Me, I'm bored

[HickMan]

5. getting burned with hot tea when I was two. Still have the battle scar.

4. Almost got mauled by a deer

3. Watching Honey I Shrunk the Kids from 6 AM to 7 30 AM without having any sleep before.

2. Going through a river of icewater with a canoe above my head. It wasn't like we had to cross the river, it was a canoe trip so we just had to walk in the water

1. Avoiding a Nam vet with the skills I learned from MGS2. I kid you not.

[soundtest]

1. dropping 3 microdots and going to a carnival then a club :hypno
2. losing my virginity with the girl's (HUGE) brother passed out drunk right beside us :orgasm
3. getting my penis pierced :eek
4. getting lost in china :bow
5. the fact that everything... is all so familiar... all been done before even... :chatter

...and i don't mean threads like this

[Emu]

Once my dad ordered some piece of "liverock" from Fiji, which is coral with living plants/animals/fungi still on it. One of the pieces had a dime from 1978 embedded IN the rock, which means it must have grown around the dime. Things to consider: Fiji is in fucking Asia, across the world, and there was an American dime stuck in it. >:

[Mr. Vagiclean]

1. Avoiding a Nam vet with the skills I learned from MGS2. I kid you not.

Please do tell more

[Dole]

Hmm...on second thoughts, better not.

[Pee Wee Herman]

Watching 2001: A Space Odyssey while stoned on pot was pretty fucking wierd.

[Bestrest]

5. I almost passed out when i tried to Duplicate and Divide 50 numbers with 6 diffrent numbers.. weee..

4. I did a poster with 2 friends, 6 hours of nonstop work.. Result: Major headache :(

3. Watching Pr0n!!1!!

2. Kicked my dog in the nut ( yes only one nut.. Call me a bastard )

1. I fighted someone in school now everybody respects me..

[Mockery]

1) I attacked a parked truck... with my face. :tear

2) I stole 2nd base. I stole 3rd base. I stole the life out of my left arm as it snapped in half mid-slide. :tear

3) Moved to Connecticut. :x

4) Moved back to RVA when I was sure I had finally escaped this black hole that somehow keeps sucking you back in.

5) I dunno... to be continued?

[Studio8]

I was kicked in the cunt and stole some dude's shoe.