OaO/Vince vs. Ranxer

[ItalianStereotype]

why is it that nobody seems to mind ranxer? he's just as nutty as vince and as arrogant as OaO, yet I see very few people give him the same kind of shit. is it because he's ideologically similar to most people here?

[sspadowsky]

I can't speak for everyone here, but I get a sense of compassion and a desire for fairness from ranxer, even if I don't agree with all his ideas.

Vinny is a full-blown lunatic, and OAO is just a smug little prick who likes to show off the new big word he learns each day.

[Abcdxxxx]

There's something sad about Ranxer in that he means well, and can't tell when he's stepped overboard. He's just impressionable, and doesn't hide it nearly as well as the others on this board who I suspect suffer from the same thing. You can't help but feel a little condescending towards someone who puts their desires to have a political persona (in this case, a counterculture leftist radical one) above common sense, but you do it with the hope they'll come around one day and be real emberassed by the things they used to say or do.

Then there's oao and vince who are stubborn and set in thought. That's far more appealing to attack I guess, but it's just as boring. In fact, all these threads made for the purpose of "mocking" a consistant poster to this forum is pretty fucking stupid, and has nothing to do with anything. I'm bored with the 50 Vince threads. People need a new hobby.

[ranxer]

i like nutty, but arrogant? nah. pissed off maybe.
the level of brainwashing in the u.s. and the sound of me throwing myself bodily against it with a donQuixote(somewhat ineffectual) insanity might come off as arrogant though i guess. oh well, it's still a free country right?

[camacazio]

I've never seen Ranxer post anything that irritates me as much as Vince and OAO.

[theapportioner]

Of course abcdxxxx is not boring at all !!!

[AChimp]

Ranxer may get preachy sometimes and reveal his secret conspiracy theorist side once in a while, but he's not a weiner.

[ItalianStereotype]

I've never seen Ranxer post anything that irritates me as much as Vince and OAO.

you've only been around for a few months

[Drew Katsikas]

Yeah, Chainsaw, I've always felt the same way, too. They're the trinity of dumb.

[Big Papa Goat]

I think ranxer is more amusing than annoying. But I don't see whats so bad about OAO, although thats a whole 'nother topic.

[Dole]

I would rather have an over the top 'lefty' with his heart in the right place than a bigoted, dismissive pompus right winger any day of the week.

[Carnivore]

Amen to that. If someone is way too far to the left, they care too much about other people to the point that they want to interfere in aspects of life in which they should not be interfering. If someone is way too far to the right, they care about only themselves and would let a person die if it would be even a minor inconvenience to help.

[mburbank]

Geeze, Abcdxx, that was possibly the most condescending post I've ever read here. Not just to Ranx, but to... well, anyone who might disagree with you. I disagree with you almost always, but I wouldn't say you were 'impressionable' but good at 'hiding it'. One note, maybe, but your opinions are your own.

And your right. There's no place for Mockery here. That's why the site is called I-serious.

As far as Ranx goes, he's certainly on the far end of the curve, but that's has nothing to do with arrogance. I've never seen him praise his own intelligence and imply the reason others think differently is that they're stupid, or mean or evil. I do that. I'm arrogant.

[CastroMotorOil]

I support the Trinity of Dumb Proposotion.

All three are entertaining to me at least, but then again i normally just lurk here

[Protoclown]

To be honest I don't read many of Ranxer's posts because the all-small-letters, no paragraphs thing really puts a strain on my eyes after a while.

[Abcdxxxx]

Obviously my posts are my opinions. Thanks for pointing that out. Maybe that's confusing to people who just post OTHER peoples opinions? Mine just happen to annoy or threaten some of you. Yay!

In the meantime, Burbank - your Vince posts are past the point of mockery, and just bordering on the obsessive. I know you hate to agree with me, but can't we agree that even a good joke can be run into the ground?

[The One and Only...]

My logic is above you.

[Pee Wee Herman]

Logic is beneath you.

[mburbank]

I absolutely agree a good joke can be run into the ground.

I disagree that this one has been. Vinth is a sadness to me in his current weakened condition, but in full flower I find him a thing of endless beauty. Humor is subjective. Allow an old man his few pleasures in life.

[Perndog]

http://web.augsburg.edu/~herzog/mburbank.jpg

Yeah, who could say no to a face like that...aww....

[VinceZeb]

http://web.augsburg.edu/~herzog/mburbank.jpg

Yeah, who could say no to a face like that...aww....

Oh. My. God.

LOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! !

[Emu]

You know he could kick your ass. Come on.

[sspadowsky]

Oh. My. God.

LOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! !

Where's yours, fatass? Let's see that mug that those hot lil' Latinas can't get enough of.

[Dole]

Yeah, come on Vince you morbidly obese bastard, lets see your pic. Because if your outside is even half as ugly as your inside it should provide us all with a FUCKING GOOD LAUGH, and some nausea, you pathetic racist loser scumbag.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Oh. My. God.

LOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! !

Where's yours, fatass? Let's see that mug that those hot lil' Latinas can't get enough of.

come on Ton-0-Fun....post away!

[The_Rorschach]

The reason why I prefer Ranxor's presence to either Vince or OAO is because. . .Well, I can understand a soft heart, but I can't tolerate a soft mind.

[Protoclown]

Vinth had a picture he was going to post, but he's pretty sure his roommate threw it away.

And I for one am still enjoying Max's mockery of Vince as much as I ever have.

[Zhukov]

BS! As if Vince has time for taking photos. He has much better things to do.

I need more mockery of Vince.



I know a wacko Stalinist on another forum that is like Vince, but he comes from Albania and English isn't his first language.

[Drew Katsikas]

The main thing which rules about Zakk is that he is a real guy. You won’t hear Zakk talking about shit he doesn’t know about. You won’t here Zakk slamming the military (His father served in WWI and that is the influence for the title of 1919 Eternal) or our country. He wouldn’t care about the “feelings” or the “culture” of someone that would fuck with his friends or family; he would just beat them with his wallet chain until they had to live the rest of their live in a nursing home. He is a real guy.

This shit basically writes itself. This is him gushing about the Ozzy guitarist on his site. It's priceless. I think our soldiers in Iraq should beat the shit out of the people with wallet chains, too. I mean, comeon, they were fucking with out friends and family. You'd do it if you were a real guy.

[Bizarro Vince]

It's an insult to Vince to be compared to OAO in the title of this forum. OAO isn't good enough to have someone make a character to make fun of him.

[VinceZeb]

Drew, from the look of your picture and the fact that you have a LiveJournal, I'm sure you are expert in getting your ass beat down.

[Bennett]

keep talking about other people's photos, Vince

[mburbank]

Invithible Vinth

A.) I am 41 years old. I hope you look as good when you get there if your sad lil ticker doesn't give out on you.

B.) IF your were even average looking you'd have posted long ago. I can only assume the whole Dr. Doom fascination is partly because you need an iron mask to go out in public.

C.) You're a chickenshit. Look at you lieing amongst the pebbles and corn in the chickenyard.

D.) You need to work harder. I'm only take shots at you for old times sake. If you're going to be here, be here.

[The One and Only...]

It's not your looks. The fact that you post on a message board so frequently when you have two kids, a wife, and are 41 years old is just sad. Your looks are just the icing on the cake.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

pot calling the kettle black...

[Bennett]

Mine is larger than the average adult male's, and I suspect that it will grow larger as I get older, so I thought that I could put together a mathematical module based on proportions which would allow me to predict the height my penis will likely become (for those who are interested, my penis is a little longer than 7").


:lol

[sspadowsky]

It's not your looks. The fact that you post on a message board so frequently when you have two kids, a wife, and are 41 years old is just sad. Your looks are just the icing on the cake.

Yeah, lord knows them older folk got no business on that new-fangled intar-web.

Do you really try to be a stupid twat, or does it just come that naturally?

[The One and Only...]

That went right over your head. By and large, 41 year olds should be past the stupid crap that gets posted on General Blabber.

[Drew Katsikas]

Drew, from the look of your picture and the fact that you have a LiveJournal, I'm sure you are expert in getting your ass beat down.

Yeah, but I only get beatdowns from chain wallets. And I have an uncanny resemblance to Pete Townshend.

[Emu]

That went right over your head. By and large, 41 year olds should be past the stupid crap that gets posted on General Blabber.

Honestly, how often does he post in General Blabber in comparison to this forum?

[Protoclown]

It's not your looks. The fact that you post on a message board so frequently when you have two kids, a wife, and are 41 years old is just sad. Your looks are just the icing on the cake.

Have you ever noticed that the vast majority of his posts are made during the day...WHEN HE'S AT WORK?

[The One and Only...]

Have you ever noticed that the vast majority of his posts are made during the day...WHEN HE'S AT WORK?

WTF? Aren't you supposed to, you know, work at work?

And he complains about the rich all the time.

[KevinTheOmnivore]

It's not your looks. The fact that you post on a message board so frequently when you have two kids, a wife, and are 41 years old is just sad. Your looks are just the icing on the cake.

Please. You will be ranting on boards such as these until the day you die. You need the outlet and the attention.

[Big Papa Goat]

I was wrong, OAO does suck. :(

[Mr. Vagiclean]

Mine is larger than the average adult male's, and I suspect that it will grow larger as I get older, so I thought that I could put together a mathematical module based on proportions which would allow me to predict the height my penis will likely become (for those who are interested, my penis is a little longer than 7").


:lol

:lol

[The One and Only...]

What is so funny about that?

It also has a 1.8-2" diameter.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

It's not your looks. The fact that you post on a message board so frequently when you have two kids, a wife, and are 41 years old is just sad. Your looks are just the icing on the cake.

It's funny cause you started FAR before Mr. Burbank >:

[mburbank]

While I am currently the senior member here, the average age of posters worth mentioning is closer to mine than yours. I assume one of the reasons you're here instead is this is as close as you can get to social interaction, and you can only do even that with people older than you.

As far my job, I am a competent multitasker. The message baord sharpens my writing skills, skills I get paid for.

Be thankful you get me for free.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

What is so funny about that?

It also has a 1.8-2" diameter.


needle dick.... :lol

[The One and Only...]

needle dick.... :lol

I said DIAMETER, not circumference. That's actually larger than most guys. If it was any bigger, I'd have a chode penis.

[Emu]

Why the fuck are you tlaking about your penis? You're just putting wood on the fire.

[Matt Harty]

wood :lol

[derrida]

Don't you get it?

Not only is OAO smarter than you, his cock is bigger.

Seriously folks, now I'm stuck with the disturbing image of a hunched OAO gingerly measuring his swollen prick. Fuck.

[The One and Only...]

Damn it, Derrida, that wasn't even the point.

[AChimp]

You NEVER have a point, that's the problem.

[ItalianStereotype]

I like how this thread was supposed to be about ranxer, but we've ended up talking about OaO's penis.

[theapportioner]

It also has a 1.8-2" diameter.

:love

[mburbank]

Sad.

[ItalianStereotype]

this thread is :suicide

[Schimid]

This thread is the only reason I come into the Philosophy board.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

needle dick.... :lol

I said DIAMETER, not circumference. That's actually larger than most guys. If it was any bigger, I'd have a chode penis.

so..you get this information from...????

[theapportioner]

C'mon, we need details, details. Is it erect horizontally or at an upwards angle? Is the head shaped like a point or rounder? Circumsized or uncircumsized? Alotta blood vessels or no???

[Cosmo Electrolux]

made of plastic and hidden in his mom's underwear drawer...

[The One and Only...]

It also has a 1.8-2" diameter.

:love

Don't get too excited. I believe it's closer to 1.8", and that was at the bigger portion.

Where do I get this info? Well, I found out the average length of the penis at jackinworld.org, and I went from there. I assumed that most guys dicks are longer than they are wide (dicks wider than they are long are called chodes), and considering that I have something like a 5.6 +" (I'm assuming 1" for the sides), I imagine that I have a wider penis than most.

[mburbank]

You realize being concerned with this, looking up the info, making a comparison, posting that comparison are all signs that you suffer from a serious fear that you are inadequate?

And that your penis measurements, though diverting, won't satisfy that fear no matter how big it is?

[The One and Only...]

So what if I have a superiority complex...

[Perndog]

Size only matters once you get a woman in the sack. So don't worry about your penis.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=9218

Maybe her boyfriend's diameter is 1.9" :/

[mburbank]

I just can't get nover you thinking about penis size so much. Measuring, going on line, comparing. It's just so wrong.

[The One and Only...]

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=9218

Maybe her boyfriend's diameter is 1.9" :/

LOL... he just has muscles. But I don't think they are going out anymore. I believe he dropped out of school.

[mburbank]

Has anybody told you you're kind of a Tool?

[Perndog]

Or how bout a fool? Who drools? That's not cool. He's dumb as a mule. Why don't we just drown him in a pool. First, we'll call a guy named Raul who'll push in his stool. Then douse him in burning fuel. Or would that be too cruel? This flame war could keep up til Yule.

[Pee Wee Herman]

Perndog rules OAO drools