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FartinMowler
Feb 4th, 2004, 09:02 AM
This was inspired after reading a Bullet proof kennedy story.

Mr.Fuzzy


One day I went to a park and sat at a bench to eat my lunch. I noticed a squirrel that had been watching me had started his way down the tree towards me. The little fuzzy squirrel hopped in a funny squirrel hop onto my lap, I had never had a squirrel on my lap and it felt kinda funny, I couldn't help but get aroused. I named my new friend Mr. Fuzzy.

It was a sunny day with the birds chipping, my penis fully exposed and my new buddy Mr. Fuzzy on my lap. Mr.Fuzzy made some funny squirrel squeeks and chirps and it almost looked like a smile was on Mr.Fuzzy's face when took a big bite out of my penis.

I don't remember screaming but I remember looking down at Mr. Fuzzies tiny claw hands moving at a blinding rate scraping and clawing at my now bleeding and bloody stump penis.

I've always been a nature lover and having to grab my new friend Mr.Fuzzy and having to twist and pop his head off was distressing and kinda arousing. I'm not allowed to go to the park anymore

glowbelly
Feb 5th, 2004, 08:52 AM
that bullet proof kennedy story must have been pretty bad.

Spectre X
Feb 6th, 2004, 01:42 PM
Señor Salsa wannabe. >:

FartinMowler
Feb 6th, 2004, 05:09 PM
I still have that picture of you around here somewhere... >:

Spectre X
Feb 7th, 2004, 04:03 AM
I don't fucking care. >: At least it's not nearly as ugly as YOU are. :rolleyes

FartinMowler
Feb 7th, 2004, 08:57 AM
I would never call someone ugly >: I would say that was not the most flatering picture of you and you are a freak that critisized my story with out one of your own to compare it too.

Spectre X
Feb 7th, 2004, 02:21 PM
:rolleyes

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=1099

FartinMowler
Feb 7th, 2004, 03:03 PM
reviewed by Daveyjoneslocker and hey Jeff your buddy :rolleyes

I challenge you to a writing contest. you pick the subject and I pick the impartial reviewer.

Spectre X
Feb 7th, 2004, 03:08 PM
A superhero fighting crime in the stupidest ways. i.e. continually making the wrong decisions. >:

FartinMowler
Feb 7th, 2004, 03:12 PM
You have until next Saturday. Maximum of 250 words. Oh and your avatar is a red X :/

Spectre X
Feb 7th, 2004, 03:17 PM
Only 250? What the fucking hell is up with that microscopic amount. >:

FartinMowler
Feb 7th, 2004, 03:27 PM
500? I dunno, I usually don't count how many I write.

Spectre X
Feb 7th, 2004, 03:28 PM
Let's make it a maximum of 700 or something, I can't stand word counts of under 700 or so. :(

FartinMowler
Feb 7th, 2004, 03:32 PM
That's fine.


If anybody else reads this they are welcome to participate and for a prize you get absolutely nothing.

Spectre X
Feb 7th, 2004, 03:37 PM
I'm busy with my story right now. I'll make a special thread for it when I'm done later tonight.

FartinMowler
Feb 7th, 2004, 03:39 PM
No rush. Not due until next Saturday...

Spectre X
Feb 7th, 2004, 03:41 PM
I know. I just felt like starting now, because else I'm gonna forget about it.