My Job Interview

[MisSFiT]

Well, I have an interview at a bar and I really want to work there.

What should I do to make myself stand out from the other people?

[Pee Wee Herman]

Perform oral sex on your interviewer.

Edit: Seriously, you should. It's an excellent way to stand out from the crowd.

[The Unseen]

You could bring a bunch of girls with you.

[Pee Wee Herman]

Yeah, and they could all perform oral sex on the interviewer.

Edit: Simultaneously!

Edit: You could also let the interviewer sodomize you and your friends.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

i am going to FUCKING kill you,



,



,

[Alphonse]

Sodomize me.

[Esuohlim]

What should I do to make myself stand out from the other people?

YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT. JUST TRY NOT TO PUT ON ANY MORE WEIGHT, 'CAUSE YOU'RE MORE THAN THERE.

[liquidstatik]

That one actually made me laugh. :O

[Pee Wee Herman]

Sodomize me.
Sodomize yourself.

[MisSFiT]

Pee Wee, what does "quoyed" mean?

[Pee Wee Herman]

I don't know. What do you think it means?

[Esuohlim]

IT SHOULD BE "QUOTED", YOU UNDER-INFLATED BLIMP STUFFED WITH FAST FOOD AND BON BONS.

[The Unseen]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, PEE WEE >: >: >:

[MisSFiT]

I think it means "You are cool"

What the hell are Bon Bon's anyway?

[Pee Wee Herman]

Well, thank you. So what will you do to make yourself stand out at the interview? Will you follow my previous suggestion of fellatio and anal sex?

[MisSFiT]

I don't think it's that kind of place, but if it is, I'll definitly take your advice.

[Pee Wee Herman]

It doesn't matter if it's "that kind of place," whatever the hell that means. A blowjob gets you a job, and with a decent starting salary, 100% gauranteed. You can't go wrong with blowjobs. Or cunnilingus. Whatever.

[thebiggameover]

use your boobies. women can get whatever thay want with those things...

[Brandon]

I THINK YOU SHOULD ASK THEM IF THEY WANT TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH YOUR BROOMSTICK.

[sadie]

how many jobs have you gotten by performing fellatio and allowing anal sex, peewee?

[Studio8]

Be way confident that just by working there, you will improve the quality of their service. And express your desire to be a part of a team. And don't try and put their weiners in your mouth.

[I am Amingo]

Nunca pense que veria el intento Studio8 para disuadir relaciones homosexuales

[Matt Harty]

THERE ARE BETTER JOBS THAN TGI FRIDAYS MISSFIT >:

[MisSFiT]

That's not where it is.

It's a bar on the southside and I want to work there.

It is funny you say that though, because I was offered a job there and I went for a day and realized it wouldn't be worth a 1 1/2 hour drive and a 1/2 hour walk and airport security to top it off.

[Matt Harty]

TOLD YOU

[MisSFiT]

Told you what?

[Esuohlim]

FAT PEOPLE WROK FROM THEIR COMPUTERS, MISSFIT

[MisSFiT]

Sorry, I don't WROK from my computer, nor do I WORK from my computer.

Thanks.

[TeRRaNuSER]

IF YOU DONT WROK, THEN YOU DONT WROK!

:rock

[Spooky]

http://www.wrestlingmuseum.com/images/models/machoman4.jpg

OHHHH YEAHHHHHHH

[Matt Harty]

Sorry, I don't WROK from my computer, nor do I WORK from my computer.

Thanks.

HARSH!

[Esuohlim]

MISSFIT CAN'T EVEN FIT BETWEEN THE LINES, LET ALONE READ BETWEEN THEM :rolleyes

[MisSFiT]

Yeah that was funny LOL!!!

[Mr. Vagiclean]

LOL IT WAS :lol

[Matt Harty]

Yeah that was funny LOL!!!

IT'S FUNNY HOW YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T GET IT :lol

[Pee Wee Herman]

ARE FAT PEOPLE STUPID?

[Mister Sarcastic]

I don't know. Why don't we ask MiSsFiT? :rolleyes

[MisSFiT]

Pee Wee,
I used to like you.

[Esuohlim]

Beggers can't be choosers. :rolleyes

ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO DINNER TIME, RIGHT MISSFIT? :lol

[MisSFiT]

Hey that right milhouse!!! :lol

ESPECIALLY dinner.
You know my real name is Alberta.
So, I'd prefer you called me "Fat Alberta" from now on.
OK?

[Esuohlim]

Admitting your corpulence makes it easier on everyone, MISSFAT

[Studio8]

Someone is insecure...

[MisSFiT]

milhouse you are so fucking original.
Ever hear of Stoppa? When he decided to call me MissFAT?
Oh wait, that was probably you in a reetarded chartacter that liked to make himself out to be a hot buff guy that gets all the girls and drives awesome cars...
Someone you are not.
That's sad, really fucking sad.
This is a message board on the internet, and you have your fun by being someone you are not, that's cool.
You are very insecure, and you need to get a life instead of making up new fantasy ones on the internet. You are a pathetic waste of life.
I would never give you the time of day in REAL life.

[sadie]

This is a message board on the internet

[Esuohlim]

I DIDN'T CREATE STOPPA :lol :lol

I BET YOU FEEL STUPID NOW, FATTY. :lol

[MisSFiT]

NOT AT ALL...
PATHETIC LOSER :lol :lol :lol

[Brandon]

Pee Wee,
I used to like you.
I HOPE TO GOD THAT YOU'RE REFERRING TO THE REAL PEE WEE.

[Esuohlim]

WHY DIDN'T THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

'CAUSE MISSFIT ALREADY ATE IT :lol

HOW MANY MISSFITS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB?

IT DOESN'T MATTER. THEY'LL BE TOO BUSY EATING THAT THEY WON'T NOTICE IT'S DARK. :lol

TWO MISSFITS WALK INTO A BAR. THE THIRD ONE DUCKED, THEN ATE THE OTHER TWO. :lol

WHY COULDN'T MISSFIT FOLLOW THROUGH WITH SUICIDE?

BECAUSE WHENEVER SHE PUT A GUN IN HER MOUTH, SHE ENDED UP EATING IT. :lol

[MisSFiT]

How long did it take you to make up those jokes?

You are taking this way too seriously when you take the time to make up jokes about me.

:rollseyesgetalife

[Rongi]

How did you get 500 someodd posts when everyone hates you?

[Esuohlim]

It's because she wants her post count to always match her current weight. ZING!

[MisSFiT]

How did you get 500 someodd posts when everyone hates you?

I have no idea.
Why do my threads end up 3 pages long after I post a new topic, if everyone hates me?

[Esuohlim]

Big fat people make big fat threads.

[MisSFiT]

You're an idiot.

[Matt Harty]

How did you get 500 someodd posts when everyone hates you?

I have no idea.
Why do my threads end up 3 pages long after I post a new topic, if everyone hates me?

3 pages of people telling you to die.

[MisSFiT]

Nobody has told me to die.

[Matt Harty]

Die

[Esuohlim]

HAS ANYONE TOLD YOU THAT YOU'VE GAINED A FEW POUNDS YET? BECAUSE I FEEL IT'S SOMETHING WORTH MENTIONING.

[Pee Wee Herman]

MissFit is fit. You can tell from her name that she's not fat.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

DIE

[MisSFiT]

I GOT HIRED!!!!

Thanks for putting me down and telling me you hate me, want me to die, etc...
I couldn't have done it without you guys. :)

[Matt Harty]

NOBODY HIRES FAT PEOPLE

[Esuohlim]

OK GOOD GOING MISSFIT DON'T EAT ON THE JOB IF YOU CAN HELP IT.

OH WHO AM I KIDDING? :lol

[MisSFiT]

Exactly Matt, nobody hires fat people to bartend.

If you live in Pittsburgh, you can come and visit me and you can see for yourself that I'm not a lard-ass, oh wait you probably haven't reached puberty yet, let alone are old enough to drive past midnight.

But, if the only way you feel comfortable talking to me is by insulting me, well then, have fun.

[Matt Harty]

WILL DO LARDASS

[Esuohlim]

You're being quite the contradictory fatass, what with the "if the only way you feel comfortable talking to me is by insulting me" phrase following the "oh wait you probably haven't reached puberty yet, let alone are old enough to drive past midnight" phrase. :rolleyes

HEY MISSFIT WHEN THE SIGN IN THE BAR SAYS "MAXIMUM CAPACITY: 70", DO YOU COUNT AS 15 OF THOSE PEOPLE? :lol

[MisSFiT]

I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!

[Sajuuk]

This tread is just a conspiracy by MisSFit!:conspiracy Run! RUN!

[Esuohlim]

I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!

SO MUCH THAT YOU COULD EAT US ALL UP? :lol

[Dole]

I thought someone said ages ago you were a big tubster too?

[Esuohlim]

Well whoever said that going to get a face full of fists. :lol

[Dole]

Sorry, didnt mean to touch a nerve :posh